So much stuff happend but none of it important enough for its own thread. So here is a quick round up


* Mary Carey is divorcing her hanger on slash husband and has announced that she is doing boy/girl again, to which the porn industry replied , great if it was 12 months ago. NEXT. Critter teeth scare me.

* vanessa blue dumps asshole/lawsuit happy lex steel and its about time although i find vanessa about as appealing as a white sock that has been sitting in a muddy puddle for a week.

* Jesse jane goes on stern and does nothing to dispute the ramped rumors of her stupidity, teagan flakes.

* Jesse jane turns down kid rock's innovation to dinner with elton john to do porn radio. I love it.


* HCG still hides day 5 into the monkey/HCG feud

* ADT stills sucks and tops the list of sucking for the 146th week in a row, congrats.


* the picture below makes me sad.



* JRV



* Luke ford breaks a world record by posting his 32nd consecutive rob spallone story.

* Devon admits to having a huge crush on a black rapper despite never sleeping with a black guy before, she then passes out as she fails to get enough air into her system with her microscopic nostrils.

* I don't trust this woman.



* fayner offers lukeford site to monkey.


Thats all that i know apart from downers like brain cancer and failed errections.