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#599101 - 09/19/13 06:27 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Wasabi and mustard make for a spicy conidment. There's a condom joke, porn industry joke or something in there somewhere but it's lost to me.
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#599152 - 09/20/13 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Not tonite and wasn't cooked, but the bowl of Lucky Charms I just had kicked ass.
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#599154 - 09/20/13 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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A bunch of chicken breasts to get me through work the next coupla days.
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#599164 - 09/20/13 06:06 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Didn't invite any illegals to eat did you??? wink wink.
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#599256 - 09/21/13 10:28 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
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Didn't invite any illegals to eat did you??? wink wink. No, but I bashed the head of one really bad with my PS-90 :-/
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#599281 - 09/22/13 08:11 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I got some chicken breastuses to grill later. Give me a good marinade recipe.
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#600111 - 10/07/13 10:32 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Did you pick it up and eat it? No
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#600139 - 10/08/13 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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http://e.5thvillage.com/seller/alexpanzeradt/he's got pumpkin nectarine fragrance next to the prostate stimulator. surprised?.
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#600143 - 10/08/13 07:44 PM
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J.B.
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Seriously, Chef Boyardee does not qualify as "cooking". Doesn't Panzer have his own thread for what he eats? Oh, wait. He Does. This sort of stuff belongs there, yes?
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#600151 - 10/08/13 08:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Tbone steak, rice and spinach.
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#600535 - 10/20/13 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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#601117 - 10/30/13 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Beef stew in the crock pot for tomorrow.
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#601286 - 11/03/13 09:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Wanna blow a kitchen completely the fuck up? Cook gumbo.
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#601294 - 11/04/13 06:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Mmm I bet that smells wonderful after cooking all night.
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#601310 - 11/04/13 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Last night was boneless pork chops stuffed with sausagemeat and stuffing. YUM!
Sitting in the freezer for later in the week are Chicken Breasts stuffed w/ rice, prosciutto and mozzarella, and a big ole Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf. I love it when my butcher offers new "oven ready" delicacies.
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#601482 - 11/07/13 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Ground bison w some cheese , some chipotle my friend made with a side of black rice and diced tomatoes.
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#601485 - 11/07/13 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Gonna grind up some grass-fed chuck and cook this tonight or tomorrow: http://ruhlman.com/2013/11/macaroni-beef/
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#601490 - 11/07/13 06:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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The meatloaf was good. Added surprise was that there was some fresh Mozzarella in the middle. Been eating sandwiches from the thing for the past 2 days.
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#601583 - 11/09/13 09:28 AM
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J.B.
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Alex, I'm going to out on a limb here and suggest that nobody wants to know what sort of shit you put into your salad, nor does anyone care. Since I began going back to gym today, I just made a healthy Alex Salad. Just made the Supreme Alex Salad 2 hours ago. Supreme means that I added some roasted beef shreds into it. Just came back from the gym and made Alex Salad.
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#601585 - 11/09/13 11:23 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Just came back from the gym and made Alex Salad. I'd like to see some photos of an Alex Salad. It's like slowing down and looking at a bad car accident.
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#601586 - 11/09/13 11:38 AM
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J.B.
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Damnit, stop encouraging him. You're as bad as the Admiral, only less coke-addled.
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#601589 - 11/09/13 01:13 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Just came back from the gym and made Alex Salad. I'd like to see some photos of an Alex Salad. It's like slowing down and looking at a bad car accident. Check TheShitIEat for the next couple of day and you'll see it.
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#601590 - 11/09/13 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Damnit, stop encouraging him. You're as bad as the Admiral, only less coke-addled. When he's on the news because of a nationwide manhunt, don't you want to be able to say you know one of his recipes?
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#601593 - 11/09/13 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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LOL!
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#601594 - 11/09/13 02:28 PM
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J.B.
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When he's on the news because of a nationwide manhunt, don't you want to be able to say you know one of his recipes? When he's on the news because of a nationwide manhunt, I want to be able to say "You can't miss him, Officer. He's the fool with the 'Fugitive Food' blog."
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#601600 - 11/09/13 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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What do you figure your whore budget is a month, Admiral? Only include cash and the estimated value of their portion of the drugs, not food, drinks or gifts.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#601601 - 11/09/13 06:04 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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This Peruvian girl isn't a whore, but I would estimate about US$6000 a month goes to whores and drugs. It's about what I pay in child support. But US$10,000 goes to investments, so it's not what you think. I'm totally responsible, and can stop at any time! Hopefully before my heart stops.
The places I spend the most time (Hong Kong, Singapore, Tokyo, and Seoul) are expensive, so that US$6000 doesn't go as far as one would think. It's at least US$300 every time I fuck a whore for two hours or so, and usually about US$1000-1500 for an extended evening of drugs and fucking. It ain't like I'm blowing six thousand in the Philippines. Oh, how I wish there were any reasonable excuse for me to spend extended time in the Philippines! But, alas, there is not.
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#601607 - 11/09/13 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Are there lots of Asian blow fiends? What does a gram of decent blow or meth cost in various Asian countries?
Sorry if I'm imposing too much. Feel free to ignore me if you like.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#601621 - 11/09/13 11:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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In NJ, last I knew it was like $60-70/gm of mediocre blow, $180-200/8ball. Meth is much pricier, like $120-$200/gm, no clue on an 8ball. That is pretty good quality crystal. Biker crank used to be $200/8ball, but I haven't seen that for sale since they make you sign a log to buy sudafed.
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