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#301258 - 03/05/09 05:57 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Add a piece of garlic for a spicier sauce.
Here's my marinara recipe. It's raw, but goes great without heat atop hot pasta.
2 or 3 medium tomatoes
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
2 tbs Namu Shoyu or lite vinegarette (I do namu shoyu)
2 tbs olive oil
2 tbs chopped yellow onion
2 cloves garlic. peeled.
3/4 cup sun dried tomatoes
pinch of sea salt
Put in a blender and serve.
Sounds like puke 
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#301260 - 03/05/09 06:04 PM
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Registered: 11/27/07
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My sauce included 6 cloves of garlic. The spice came from Dave's Insanity Sauce.
No salt added 
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#301261 - 03/07/09 03:28 AM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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My BF grilled some venison and moose sausage. I found the moose sausage to have hardly any fat in it but still juicy. (not an innuendo) I was surprised to have enjoyed it since I'm not really adventurous when it comes to food and to bw honest I'm not sure if it was the venison or the moose that was 'sausaged'. Probably me since everytime he grills I get  .
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#301262 - 03/07/09 06:32 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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^^Did he let you help with the grilling? I know lots of guys who ban their women from the grill. Some kind of masculine thing.
I have come to accept the fact that all we are good for is work in the kitchen--baking, roasting, and washing the dishes afterwards.
(I had steamed veggies and an Atkins shake for dinner... boring)
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#301263 - 03/07/09 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Arugula, radish, and cucumber salad. And miso soup with buckwheat soba noodles.
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#301264 - 03/07/09 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Thai Chicken Coconut Milk Soup (hunks of Ginger, Lemon Grass and Lime Peel to fish out, Chili-Tamarind Paste, Thai Chilies, Cremini, etc.)
Drunken Spaghetti (aka Pad Khee Mao)
Green Curry with Shrimp and Snow Peas
Red Curry with Beef Sirloin, Indian Eggplant and Bell Pepper
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#301268 - 03/14/09 08:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Alex, next time you pass by a drug store go in and use their automatic blood pressure cuff. Let us know the results. Not only are you a fat guy but you eat phenomenal amounts of fat and salt.
My guess: Systolic >160 Diastolic >110.
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#301269 - 03/14/09 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Alex, if you want something yummy with a Chinese flavor, go to Trader Joe's and get yourself some buckwheat soba noodles and just add soy sauce or hot sauce. Also, buy some miso soup over there. Way cheaper and way less toxic than those gross 'restaurants' you go to.
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#301270 - 03/14/09 08:49 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Alex, if you want something yummy with a Chinese flavor, go to Trader Joe's and get yourself some buckwheat soba noodles and just add soy sauce or hot sauce. Also, buy some miso soup over there. Way cheaper and way less toxic than those gross 'restaurants' you go to.
You buy it.
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#301271 - 03/14/09 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm just trying to help you save money. Something you seem so concerned about. The main thing, is that it's delicious and easy to make.
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#301272 - 03/14/09 08:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Just cooked some stuff right now. It is the stir-fried tortelinies. I wanted to eat something with a Chinese flavor but did not wanted to go out to Chinese place and pay the money. First I boiled the tortelienes, then heated up the wok, added the oil and then when the wok was hot I dumped the tortelienees in. From here I just added ketchup, honey mustard, soy sauce, sweet sauce and the Rusian sour cabbage/sauerkraut thing. Now, I did not do it like I stated before, I just did it like "now its time for the ketchup...stir, stir.......now the sauerkraur" etc. Does it tastes good? You bet!!!
alex why you put your food on that sofa ? 
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#301273 - 03/14/09 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Because that's where it's going to end up anyway when's he's done with it.
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#301274 - 03/14/09 09:08 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I'm just trying to help you save money. Something you seem so concerned about. The main thing, is that it's delicious and easy to make.
I spent $0.00 making that stuff. Trader Joes? Thats nowhere in Brooklyn. Maybe in some fancy part where rich folks live, but its nowhere near Bensonhurst.
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#301275 - 03/14/09 09:08 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Just cooked some stuff right now. It is the stir-fried tortelinies. I wanted to eat something with a Chinese flavor but did not wanted to go out to Chinese place and pay the money. First I boiled the tortelienes, then heated up the wok, added the oil and then when the wok was hot I dumped the tortelienees in. From here I just added ketchup, honey mustard, soy sauce, sweet sauce and the Rusian sour cabbage/sauerkraut thing. Now, I did not do it like I stated before, I just did it like "now its time for the ketchup...stir, stir.......now the sauerkraur" etc. Does it tastes good? You bet!!!
alex why you put your food on that sofa ?
Thats my chair.
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#301277 - 03/14/09 09:53 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I'm just trying to help you save money. Something you seem so concerned about. The main thing, is that it's delicious and easy to make.
I spent $0.00 making that stuff. Trader Joes? Thats nowhere in Brooklyn. Maybe in some fancy part where rich folks live, but its nowhere near Bensonhurst.
Then see if you can get it at a regular grocery store.
Nah, I'd rather buy a taco and a bag of gummi worms.
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#301278 - 03/14/09 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Just cooked some stuff right now. It is the stir-fried tortelinies. I wanted to eat something with a Chinese flavor but did not wanted to go out to Chinese place and pay the money. First I boiled the tortelienes, then heated up the wok, added the oil and then when the wok was hot I dumped the tortelienees in. From here I just added ketchup, honey mustard, soy sauce, sweet sauce and the Rusian sour cabbage/sauerkraut thing. Now, I did not do it like I stated before, I just did it like "now its time for the ketchup...stir, stir.......now the sauerkraur" etc. Does it tastes good? You bet!!!
"Cheap Iron Chef", where the ingredients and spices are cheap and/or stolen (during the competition, there's a three-flask limit).
Where cooks prepare dishes with with "a Chinese flavor but did not want[ed] to go out to Chinese place" and employ ketchup as a culinary exclamation point!
Ties are resolved by the cheap chef who has the least amount of fresh vegetables in their fridge...
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#301280 - 03/15/09 08:14 AM
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Trader Joes? Thats nowhere in Brooklyn.
130 Court Street, Dingus. The old bank at the corner of Atlantic. Been there well over a year. (For wine, though, you have to go to the one on East 14th St near Union Square.You DO go to Union Square still, right Dimitri?)
As an aside, I couldn't find the pic in the online edition, but if anyone's got a print copy of yesterday's NY Daily News, check out the pic of what Bernie Madoff's being served in the Metropolitan Detention Center. I thought it was Panzer Lo Mein and he'd been shipped to the Super Special Prison.
Now THAT would've been Justice. 
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#301281 - 03/15/09 09:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#301282 - 03/15/09 09:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Macomb mich
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Tonight will prolly be a couple koegels vienna's in natural casings... wheat buns, with mustard.. and some redhot chips...
i LOVEEEEE to cook.. favorite thing in the world.. but living alone its kinda hard to bother..
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#301283 - 03/15/09 09:38 AM
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#301284 - 03/15/09 10:11 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Trader Joes? Thats nowhere in Brooklyn.
130 Court Street, Dingus. The old bank at the corner of Atlantic. Been there well over a year. (For wine, though, you have to go to the one on East 14th St near Union Square.You DO go to Union Square still, right Dimitri?)
As an aside, I couldn't find the pic in the online edition, but if anyone's got a print copy of yesterday's NY Daily News, check out the pic of what Bernie Madoff's being served in the Metropolitan Detention Center. I thought it was Panzer Lo Mein and he'd been shipped to the Super Special Prison.
Now THAT would've been Justice.
I go to Union Square couple of times a week, maybe 3. I was there just yesterday, they had that farmers market there with their overpriced stuffs. I was thinking of buying some strawberry jam for the crepes, I stopped by at the TJ Maxx on Broadway, their stuff was $5.00 so I passed. Then went to Union Square, their stuff was even more expensive at $8.00 per some oragnic jar shit. Then I just walked to Chinatown and ate at the local joint, you know, 5 selections for $4.25.
The prison food, I actually thought about this. I think that in USA Sodexo does the catering, but I have my own ideas. The "Tyuremnaya Payka" or Prison Grub in Eglish. There is this cement-like biomass which taste like crap but it is good for you because it is packed with nutrients and all the good stuff that you need to survive. And then there is a deep-fried chicken leg that comes in a plastic wrap (like Hot Pockets) which tastes good. The chicken leg is only for the good prisoners and it is used as a reward for good behavior.
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#301286 - 03/15/09 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Actually Alex, Trader Joe's is cheaper than regular grocery store prices for the most part.
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#301287 - 03/15/09 01:52 PM
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Yes, but no body is cheaper than Alex.
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#301288 - 03/15/09 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just bought a melon baller and I'm scooping the 'eyes' outta a pineapple with it. Sure glad I got XM radio. Martha Stewart is #4 on my pre-sets.
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#301291 - 03/15/09 02:53 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Actually Alex, Trader Joe's is cheaper than regular grocery store prices for the most part.
Not in NYC.
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#301292 - 03/15/09 03:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Alex, if you're so concerned about being cheap, why don't you leave NYC? And btw, I've been to NYC a zillion times and TJ's is cheaper than a regular grocery store there as well.
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You scare me sometimes.... Almost as much as Gigi did...
I love Gigi, but Martha would not approve of many of Gigi's dishes because of the ingredients. Gigi's stuff is more between Paula Dean and Rachel Ray.
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#301295 - 03/15/09 10:24 PM
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Clearly you need to meet my "kids g'ma" not my mom of course when that bitch gets money it burns a hole in her pocket.
Isn't that the opposite of being cheap?
Yes. I mean my 'boyfriend's' momma is a cheap whore. Not mine though.
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#301296 - 03/16/09 06:34 PM
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Trader Joe's Stir Fry in my wok, over a mix of wild and brown rice I cooked in my new pressure cooker. This is my first time trying TJ's mix, I usually chop my own, but this is quick and easy, and I get stuff I normally don't get like those little ears of corn.
It is delicious. I like to stir fry to let flavors blend, but stop while things still have some crispness. Tomorrow, I'll clean the kitchen, including this countertop.
Emo gets Kibbles and Bits and a Beggin' Strip.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#301297 - 03/16/09 06:43 PM
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I'm in the middle of baking 300 minute eggs right now. When they are through I'm having 1 or 2 of them with some left over lentil and brown rice casserole. And an apple.
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#301298 - 03/16/09 06:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm at a friends making raw lasagna. It's my first time, but she's the expert. She's using very thin slices of zuchini for the noodle layers. Yum!
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#301299 - 03/16/09 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That sounds really good. If it turns out well please either PM me the basic recipe or post it.
I've been making vegetarian lasagna fairly frequently and raw lasagna sounds like a fun thing to cook.
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#301300 - 03/17/09 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Corned Beef & Cabbage.  The Mr. made it not me, I'm not Irish. Neither is he. He is American. (Irish Heritage or whatever)
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#301301 - 03/18/09 05:49 AM
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Can't find a universal burner to fit my 2 year old barbecue, so I gutted it and it's back to charcoal for a while. Tonight is going to be baby back ribs, chicken thighs and garlic sausage.
If any of you pervs have experience cooking with smokers drop me a PM. I'm thinking of building one this spring and could use some advice.
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#301303 - 03/18/09 03:02 PM
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Handful said:
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Can't find a universal burner to fit my 2 year old barbecue, so I gutted it and it's back to charcoal for a while. Tonight is going to be baby back ribs, chicken thighs and garlic sausage.
If any of you pervs have experience cooking with smokers drop me a PM. I'm thinking of building one this spring and could use some advice.
Would you invite me over for dinner, please?
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#301305 - 03/18/09 03:04 PM
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#301306 - 03/18/09 03:12 PM
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werd.... Bad cabbage last night or what?
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Grilled chicken, pasta, sundried tomatoes. Fresh garlic, basil, parsley, and onions. Olive oil, soybean oil, and vinegar. I know my food looks like shit, but I must say this was quite tasty. 
Now that I have to see... Prison food. Sounds threadworthy to me... Anybody? 
Dude....
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