Some White Knight has lost his mount...
From Humaniplex -

driver. female
Sep 25 2015 01:28PM
Hello i am luvinlioness. Alias. Dana Hayes
And i am available to frive you to your destination. Please call 213 8586321
Specials for longer periods of tine.
i am headed to Orange County today and will be in Santa Aba first.
Please consider calling me as i would appreciate it.esrly yo lste no problem.All areas. Thank you Dana

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Do not buy a word she says.

The dog might be getting it in the neck

"...No Wster for my dog..."

She's selling words now? Man, things are tough all over.

Definitely needs a new keyboard and/or spellcheck.
She must be uber-driving Johns around SFV now, with Lucky riding shotgun.

death spiral continues apace

Now some other ex-porn chick is doing the same "help me" plea on Humaniplex. Kat Lowden? Never heard of her but she has a freeones page with some net shit.

I am near her and I wanted to see her. Shee picks and chooses. She is not in bad shape.

Not in bad shape ass-wise or not in bad shape money wise? She deleted her twitter rants again so she must be in the money.

"In the money" = sorting sweat-soggy singles in a McDonald's booth with a senior coffee

In the money for a few cans of Alpo and some spring water I guess. She was complaining she had to return her rental car so the party didn't last long.

She keeps deleting the crazy tweets.

Dana running silent; she might have stopped running, period.

Herstory repeats. This from 9/2011. Probably happening again. Lifted from adt

"ried my best i have asked for help today i will be on the street with my dog and no warm cklothes for the night time and my legs are not able to let me walk or stand anymore too much pain. i hve been starving all threw the holifays no body ever books me anymore and i do not know why any of you even signed up for this newsletter maybe just to read my requests for help an laugh..i do not desrve this
I am scared to death so have a good laugh ..nobody helps so i will be on the street siting with my dog freeezing at night and starving and this site will be gone as i cannor pay for it aanymore not that i got any work from it ...no body books me so good bye my dog needs food he is so sad .. i cannot feed him i think you all are not nice...i am sure i brought you pleasuer why did you sign up anyway.i want to die i cannot do this i will most likely be put in jail and they will probably take my dog from me and i cannot be without him we are all we have , i cannot go on without him i have had no life no social life nobody to even have a meal with in 20 years just my dog. i have been so alone for so long no holiday no christmas no thanksgiving no parties no dates nothing struggling al alone for so long now ...no help i cannot do this it is too hard for me what can i do now just another day in paradise for all of you .Dana Hayes and Lucky needed your help !
i do not deserve this i always did my best...... tried reaklly hard to avoid this day but knew it would happen as i have too much against me everybody needs help sometime i had two people rip me off this year and i could not recover i am scared too cold at night to be out there . we will freeze we are starving now.
goodbye Dana Hayes & Lucky"

I know everyone is cynical about this & rightly do but is there no way to help her? I'm way too far away or I'd try. Isn't this what Shelly Lubben is supposed to be around for?

The LuvinLioness is back on her feet (sort of) and no longer homeless, it seems. She must have come across VFW Post 69 and made a bundle. Lucky is rolling in Alpo. She does look a bit worse for wear, though.

Haha, I swear this thread is always amazing every month.

I've been jerking it to Dana since for about a decade and have always wanted to see her since she seems to orbit around the Southern California area.

However, considering she's allegedly homeless every 3 weeks I question how clean she is. Doesn't look bad for a 60 year old broad, to her credit.

The intervals between white knight appearances seem to be getting shorter. I hope she's covered for the holidays, at least.

I remember the last scene she did about a year and a half ago, definitely looked around 60, noticeably heavier so she keep her mid section covered. Still looking pretty fuckable, EXCEPT for these strange, purple sores/discolorations on her tits. I still would like to know from a medical standpoint what the fuck those were.

Skin cancer.

Liver spots? Wonder if liver spots can appear on tits.
TRanzer, check your oma porn collection, please.

Ohh this poor hooker. If you step away and come back to it you'll realize that this thread has reached epic proportions. I love it.

Ain't never seen liver spots that were big and purple! The scene in question is from her last film Horny Grannies Love To Fuck 4. See for yourself and and be mystified!

Now this was over year ago, so either they've gone away or have gotten worse.....

I've been trying to curate this and the "dead inside/dead eyes" thread as my xpt legacy, conserved in some server farm years after The LuvinLioness retires her thongs.

I approve of this message

Dana is back in action and selling her warez in Vegas. She is one resilient grandma'.

I am surprised she hasn't gone the legal brothel route being in Nevada and all. That would get her exposure to regular customers and eliminate the law enforcement issues.

There has to be a truck driver low on the fundage traveling through the tiny counties of NV who needs to get his end wet hitting a brothel. Dana could be the generic brand to the regular and premium brands. The discount whore for when you are running short this month.

Maybe she doesn't think of herself being a whore but an adult film star who provides classy companionship with classy gentlemen.

Wonder what's the demographic of her johns/classy gentlemen clientele. Whoever stole her laptop is sitting on data mining gold.

Looks like Granny is trying to score an IR scene in Vegas talent who bangs the likes of
Katja Kassin
Nina Hartley
Darla Crane
Dee Siren
Tara Holiday


I just don't know if her tests would be valid after all that escorting.

Hey I still find the old bag jerk off to-able.

Same here. Hence my fan boy following of her mishaps and calamities. I take no pleasure in them but find it hard to resist finding out what she's up to.

Eventually she ends up back in the Los Angeles area. I've had 5 years to muster up the courage to pay 200 rose to take the old girl for a test run.

If it wasn't for all those alleged homeless stints. Bums are swimming in STDs!

She could take a lesson from former co-star Jillian Foxxx. Always keeps her personal blog updated, stellar reviews, almost the same age. A gentleman knows when he pulls up to her place in Orange County he's gonna get a clean, memorable experience!

I wonder if she bangs bums for spare change and cigarettes. I guess anything is possible under those circumstances.

She did have a web site at some point but granny was too busy to mind it and develop it. Her webmasters kept ripping her off or bailing out and she let it lapse.

I always feel bad for the dogs and cats who belong to idiots who can't get their shit together. It's like they spend every day of their lives cashing the checks their stupid owners wrote.

It's gotten ugly for Lucky and her mistress (again).
Guess the black talent in Vegas didn't want to shoot.

You know things are bad when the situation becomes: "Critical Urgent."

Urge to call her for a sexual appointment lowering......lowering...........

Its do cold at nite.

Hard to get a hard-on for someone who might be camping out in a garage with her dog.

That is some depressing shit.

Somehow I doubt it's true. You can't claim homelessness 6 times a year than magically end up in Vegas like 3 times a year to hook.

BUMS DON'T MIGRATE! THEY STAY PUT!

I don't know. It gets crazier by the hour.
Powder to the rescue! Maybe.

In one of those tweets she claims to need two months' worth of shelter. That's a lot of granny ass to pad the rent.

she needs to some start posting some got dang recent pictures

Someone stole her laptop and she can't figure out Twitter, Facebook, webcams, selfies, Imgur, Instagram, Tumblr or anything else, it seems.

Why isn't she calling Lubben?

I think she still holds the dream/delusion that a classy gentleman with tons of money and panache will sweep her off her feet and settle down with her in a mansion overlooking LA. For all she knows it's the next john who will rise to the occasion and offer her a real date.

The lioness gets called out on Twitter.

rani lane droppin truth bombs!

If I had enough money that it wouldn't be a burden I'd let her live in my garage just to see what kind of crazy shit she be trying/demanding. There is a cable reality show there.

Those Humaniplex providers are a vicious lot.

at some point a blade or sharp object would be plunged into your flesh