2 x Samsung EVO 850 120GB 2.5" SSD, US$50 apiece. Going to put them into an older (late 2009) Mac Mini Server (i.e., two internal drives, no optical drive) and stripe 'em in a RAID 0 configuration. I don't know what I will do with this machine, actually, but c'mon — fifty bucks. I have a lady friend who is using a 2009 iMac with a hard drive, so to her this will be like Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Maybe I'll give it to her.

Expect I'll get my dick sucked either way.