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#620321 - 10/18/14 12:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Sudafed does me good too. About the only thing that actually works for sinus congestion for me.

Had some Red Guitar sangria last night. Purty good stuff if you like sweet.
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#620346 - 10/18/14 03:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
adv0cad0 Offline
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Registered: 04/23/13
Posts: 417
Originally Posted By: Steezo
^^^ Might as well go the the pharmacy and ask for some of the old, good Sudafed. You're allowed to get a certain amount every so often, but you'll have to show ID. It's to prevent people from getting enough to cook meth. Anyway, you can crush them and snort them for a pick me up. I learned this last year when I was dating a pharmacy tech. You can also get some cough syrup with codeine, but it's got the same type of restriction of only so much so often.


Much obliged.
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#620472 - 10/20/14 03:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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Drank 8 beers last night and barely felt a buzz. I think this is getting to be a problem
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#620490 - 10/20/14 05:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Not for us.

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#620493 - 10/20/14 07:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Drank 8 beers last night and barely felt a buzz. I think this is getting to be a problem
sounds like you had five beers too many.
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#620499 - 10/20/14 09:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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I can't imagine stopping after just 8 beers. That means there are at least 4 left before you'd have to switch to the hard stuff.
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#620544 - 10/21/14 04:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Registered: 04/27/13
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New Amsterdam Vodka on the weekend. Grambling State won there homecomming against UAPB (University of Arkansas Pine-Bluff). I was at the game and I seen all my classmates that I went to school with that I have not see in years. Its was very crunk and live. (College SWAC school)

Vodka and Dro for the weekend!
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#620546 - 10/21/14 05:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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did you ever hear of frat guys and other "straight" twinks doing gay porn?if you google image search gay frat twink(i did looking for frat douches once)youll be treated to photographic evidence of what goes in college dorms across the nation.if you have a kid that seems overly homophobic you should do this before sending them off to college.or google it just to see what your local college kids might be up to.who knows maybe youll see someone you know.

"Bro,fuck those faggots thinking they can get married!I hope they get aids!"

next conversation on the phone(while kneading his flacid penis)"Bro are you coming over for the shoot this weekend?"
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#620547 - 10/21/14 05:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I can't imagine stopping after just 8 beers. That means there are at least 4 left before you'd have to switch to the hard stuff.
him and his buds just need three before switching to "the hard stuff". dickhead
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#620548 - 10/21/14 05:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie fatale
did you ever hear of frat guys and other "straight" twinks doing gay porn?if you google image search gay frat twink(i did looking for frat douches once)youll be treated to photographic evidence of what goes in college dorms across the nation.if you have a kid that seems overly homophobic you should do this before sending them off to college.or google it just to see what your local college kids might be up to.who knows maybe youll see someone you know.

"Bro,fuck those faggots thinking they can get married!I hope they get aids!"

next conversation on the phone(while kneading his flacid penis)"Bro are you coming over for the shoot this weekend?"


Is this English? Someone please translate. And I've had very little to drink- that's not the problem.

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#620549 - 10/21/14 06:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
Steezo Offline
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^^^ It means Frankie (like Pete Townshend) likes to "research" alternative porn. BTW, I think I know why he hates frat guys. This is what happened the last time you were drinking with the guys, right Frankie? At least this is what happened first...



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#620553 - 10/21/14 06:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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that wasnt the worst of it.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#620562 - 10/21/14 08:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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I know. I hacked your hard drive to get the pic and found your upcoming amateur compilation, "If These Walls Could Talk, Volume I: The Basque Edition."
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#620634 - 10/22/14 08:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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It was probably hard to tell what they were doing to Frankie in that flick, with all the berets in the middle.
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#621610 - 11/08/14 04:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
adv0cad0 Offline
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Registered: 04/23/13
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Found a couple more Benzedrex ($4 a pop) in my dresser, so I said fuck it. They seem to work better with beer.
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#621781 - 11/11/14 10:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: adv0cad0]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
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Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Found a couple more Benzedrex ($4 a pop) in my dresser, so I said fuck it. They seem to work better with beer.


What is your purpose in doing this?

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#621783 - 11/11/14 11:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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had about half of this yesterday.it doesnt get you really drunk though.i shouldve just got a normal red wine,i dont like this one like the kind that i mix in my spaghetti sauce.i think its carlos rossi.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#621788 - 11/11/14 01:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
adv0cad0 Offline
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Found a couple more Benzedrex ($4 a pop) in my dresser, so I said fuck it. They seem to work better with beer.


What is your purpose in doing this?


It's a nice little buzz for cheap.
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#622130 - 11/18/14 07:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Maker's 46 with two ice cubes. I can't stand room temperature liquor. I seem to have bourbon every time I fire up my smoker. Then I'll pass out midway thru the cooking process, think I've ruined everything and wind up pleasantly surprised by how great everything turned out.

At the L store earlier, I couldn't believe that they actually sell a $6 tool for peeling the foil off the top of a wine bottle.
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#622133 - 11/18/14 08:30 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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I dunno Steezo. I love bourbon neat. I admit I will accompany or chase it with a cold beer but there is something about smelling and tasting a room temp bourbon whiskey that is extremely satisfying. I'm no Bourbon snob but neat brings out the best in whatever is at hand and exposes the ones that are terrible.

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#622135 - 11/18/14 08:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Posts: 5287
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I don't think 2 ice cubes or maybe a splash of cold water is a travesty. Maker's 46 goes down smooth straight from the bottle. The first time I had it, I amused my friends by downing the whole bottle and then tried to feed myself by throwing handfuls of popcorn at my face while trying to chomp them out of the air.
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#622137 - 11/18/14 08:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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I didn't say it was a travesty. I'm not a snob about it. For Chrissake my Dad drank great bourbon with 7-Up and ice!

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#622182 - 11/19/14 12:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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I tried a Sweet Water IPA at the Leon Russell concert a couple nights ago. Blechhhhhhh... Now I remember why I hate hoppy beers.
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#622194 - 11/19/14 02:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I didn't say it was a travesty. I'm not a snob about it. For Chrissake my Dad drank great bourbon with 7-Up and ice!


Mine, too. Every night after work.
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#622215 - 11/19/14 06:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
My granddad was an Eye-talian. He put red wine in his 7-Up and ice.
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#622314 - 11/21/14 02:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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that sounds pretty tasty jerkie.^just a little while ago i had a quite strong strawberry margarita to wash down my california burrito.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#622690 - 11/26/14 09:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Belvedere vodka and lemon crystal light. I took a break from the liquor for a week, but now I'm back on it. It's almost a holiday and tonight I'm dancing with Mr. Belvedere.
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#623005 - 12/02/14 02:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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I've been taking longer breaks in between getting drunks. So apparently I've switched from being an alcoholic to being a binge drinker. Is that an upgrade or a downgrade? Because I've heard binge drinking is actually worse for you.
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#623706 - 12/21/14 05:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
KidRibz Offline
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Registered: 07/13/12
Posts: 502
Loc: Los Angeles
Captain Morgan and Budweiser for me today.

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#623707 - 12/21/14 08:14 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Been enjoying some Woodford Reserve Bourbon. Mixes well.
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#623709 - 12/21/14 09:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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try it neat at room temperature. It's one of the smoothest bourbons around without getting into the boutique brands. Bulleit seems to be gaining a following hereabouts as well.

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#623713 - 12/21/14 05:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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I have but I tend to prefer a blended whisky neat. Bourbon is a little harsh but WR is indeed smooth for bourbon.
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#624609 - 01/19/15 08:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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I was just taking out the weekly trash and one of my garbage bags started blinking brightly. I thought I'd thrown out something expensive by mistake, so I ripped into the bag. It was a half-gallon bottle of Belvedere vodka with a blinking LED at the bottom. I guess this is a hidden feature. I was hoping maybe I had won something.

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#624612 - 01/19/15 10:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Loc: Appalachia
You won your sanity. For another day.

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#624613 - 01/19/15 01:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Yeah, I could see this possibly freaking someone out if they were under the influence when it started blinking. Turns out there's a button on the bottom of the bottles. One click starts the light blinking. A second click gives you a solid light and a third click shuts it off again. I'm curious to see what they say at the liquor store when I bring a blinking bottle up to the register next time I'm in there.
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#624621 - 01/19/15 08:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
half the people will think it is some sort of bomb, and shoot you. The other half will think you are fucking with them and shoot you.

My question would be why? Most of us don't "own" a bottle of liquor long enough to grow attached to it.

i think the whole "Boutique Vodka" shit is fucking snake oil.

(says the man with a freezer full of 'shine)

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#624629 - 01/20/15 05:28 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Sounds perfect for bottle service in the VIP room. Is Belvedere a "club" vodka?

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#625226 - 02/05/15 03:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bluecipher Offline
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a good stiff bloody mary- the only reason to drink tomato juice.
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#625430 - 02/10/15 09:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Plenty of sangria and creole shrimp tonight. Now rocking some calypso.


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#625749 - 02/21/15 12:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
i'm on probation on a misdemeanor weed thing, something my co-worker who lives in Tahoe got a 215 card for. Makes me consider moving back to SF for 5 seconds.

6 months and they say no alcohol and no hitting bars, etc.

this will be interesting.

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#625796 - 02/23/15 03:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I have a sneaking suspicion that you can afford to live in SF. Go for it! Beautiful city with great food.

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#625807 - 02/23/15 06:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
Aye, I lived there once for several years. It's changed.

I worry I will spend my money on loose women and good food in between bouts of hackery.

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#625808 - 02/23/15 08:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Did you ever go to Mitchell Brothers?

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#625817 - 02/24/15 12:52 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I sure did.
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#625823 - 02/24/15 09:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
I think twice - once was to see Megan Leigh a few months before she died.

I wasn't sure they still existed.

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#625828 - 02/24/15 04:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I rode down O'Farrell St. once on the way back to the St. Francis hotel from shopping at Brooks Brothers in Union Square. I told the cabbie I just wanted to see it. He looked at me like I was slightly off. laugh

Didn't Oriana have some trouble getting lost when going to do a show at the theater long ago? I forget the story.

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#625830 - 02/24/15 06:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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That was a fake story that we made up on our feature dancing trip to SF at The Century Theatre. She initiated it, but the ball just kept rolling because we thought it was so hilarious to worry Jeff Mike. I guess whores lie?

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#625832 - 02/25/15 01:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
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The St. Francis is a hell of a great hotel at its usual price around two hundred a night. And they are very discreet with wild-eyed, coke-sweaty guests and their whores so long as nobody causes a scene. Its close proximity to the Market Street Cinema was a substantial plus.

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#626024 - 03/04/15 06:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Oh, yeah. The drinking has started!

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#626027 - 03/04/15 08:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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I want to eat your pussy.

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