whoa, way to be 31 and dress like you're a 14-year old hanging out at a downscale mall circa 1999. i want a chain, then i'd be badass driving around in some loud/modified guido torpedo. someone tell him if you're that old and look like that, a future as an itinerant carpernter's apprentice is in your future. or you're a roadie for POD or any awful generic socal band.