Not to mention, it destroys the pizza. There shouldn't even be a grain of sugar in the sauce and only enough in the dough to react with the yeast. Having said that...





... I still think it tastes slightly better than Domino's. And since i try to put my little money where my big mouth is, I have to say that John Schnatter, with all the wage theft, and all his other villainy, still manages to run a slightly less scummy corporation than Tom Monaghan, who ought to be hauled, face down and stripped, over a glass-and-gravel road by a team of draft horses before being dipped, slowly, into a vat of turpentine.

I get that you guys outside of the city (or any major city, for that matter) have few options when it comes to Pizza, so you all get a pass, in my book. (Yeah, I know, that and 50¢ won't buy yez a slice anywhere.) And I'm sure having an app helps in a place like Anchorage, where weather and geography don't make things easy. But Alex buying that shit here is directly contributing to the continued Bloombergification of this City. Every Papa John's slice, every time you go to a 7-11 instead of a bodega, you ruin this city just a little more.

Die in a fire, Alex.