they should have tasered you til you convulsed and then kicked you onto the tracks. just sayin.. if they knew you like we do.
maybe next time.

They should have fined you more.

Alex, why were you walking from one subway car to another? The only people who do that are begging for spare change.

Because I barely got on the train in the 1st subway car at 8:00AM in the morning and all seats were taken, so when the train started moving, I went through 4 cars until I found a seat and the Paki cop approached me and asked to step out of the train on the next stop.

Beggars, musicians, gypsies, nigga crooner squads, nigga guy from the shelter with sports bag full of lunch items, nigga breakdancers, candybar hustlers, DEE-WEE-DEE vendors and just plain decent people who are looking for a seat.

Plain like an enema leakout.

How the fuck do you know what dude's got in the bag? You been scamming food meant for the homeless you fat fuck?

He offers it for free to everyone who is hungry. Its usually apple juice and triangle sandwiches.

Triangles give me gas. I stick to a strict diet of pentagons and rhombuses.

Can't get a square meal anymore ?

got myself an early xmas present:




and got my dogs these but their christmasie and have rope over the tennis balls



i think ones a reindeer and the others a polar bear or dog.they both have santa hats too.

Looks like a cow and a giraffe dude.

2 packs of Russian models cards from the early 90's:

looking at my post i can see what you mean.what i meant was theyre toys like those but for xmas.imagine ones like those but with different heads with hats and the feet are the rope ends not stuffed.my dogs can rip the shit out of any stuffed animal,even the ones on tv advertised as dog proof.they opened them up the first day because they love the squeeking (sp?) things inside them.

and panzer what are random shit do you collect?non fecal/tranny related of course.

More stuff has arrived:

How much was the Colt expandable butt plug?

$12.55 shipped

All this:



for this:



less the Brown-N'-Serve

Esprit. Columbus Circle New York, New York

Heather Pink and I looked for new coats today. We felt our current coats wouldn't prepare us for the bitter cold winter looming ahead.

Our mission:

down-filled
knee-length (so it can be worn with pants or dress/heels)
not looking like a duvet cover with a belt or a quilted garbage bag

So far, the only coat I liked was on a lady in line at Starbucks and it was from an expensive designer last year. No dice due to designer and sold last year, obvs. But man, it was gorgeous. We continued walking uptown and figured why not check out Columbus Circle. It's kinda a mall without being a mall, it's never crowded, and it's out of the cold. Esprit tempted us with their 40% signs and originality from everyone else's answer to affordable chic sans falling into wearing Zara, H+M, etc. Surprisingly, the quality was as great and most of the clothes were natural fabrics. I found the perfect coat for $220 then 40% off, which came out to a bit over $120. SCORE! Its tailored fit makes the down-filled fabric look neat and pulled together, and it's insanely warm. And it has side pockets big enough for my hands and phone. SCORE again!

http://www.espritshop.com/index_us_GG1_A2.htm

Are you living in New York now, or just working there a lot, Gia? Maybe you could get together with Alex and split one of those delicious TGI Fridays frozen entrees. I'm interested in your take on those meals, as a healthy-living vegetarian.

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nice tits.

You buy that whore? You buy them tits? What's going on here Figgs?

Bought a Weatherproof [brand name] jacket at Belks. Under 50. I've been changing my wardrobe a little at a time lately.

Now you can be just like our fearless leader.

Fuck ! I'm gonna burn it on a cross ! :-) [jk]

lol no it was in response to gia's post with said whore going shopping with her.

my latest purchases were some cds and a dvd for my my for xmas and some shoes for me.

Shikai body lotion in gardenia at Whole Foods $11
Miso soup at Pret-a-Manger $3

Been slacking with the holidays except for the cute lil fake 5ft skinny ponderosa pine but sometime this week we're going to get a real tree... I hope it doesn't end up like Amy Winehouse. Dead, 5 ft something and surrounded by needles before Xmas.

^^^heheheheheheh that's gold.

Gen I love how your posts here reflect some of your tweets !

Just bought a Cole Han coat at Daffy's for $185 and matching hat with gloves at Esprit. Took a look at Macy's but all the coats there were too tight at the chest. They did have a shitload of Presto appliances for $19.99 but no Pizzazz. I had to hurry back home because I can't miss the kid-friendly enema auction on eBay so I had to plunk down so much for the coat.

On my way back home I think I spotted Gia on the 34th street subway platform that got into downtown-bound Q-train at 7:15PM in the car # 9017. Maybe it was just some Jewish girl that looked liked Gia, I don't know for sure, but she gave back to me a concerned look and she had a nose similar to Gia's.

I'm going to take a guess and say that Gia's next latest purchase will be a rape whistle, stun gun and pepper spray.

Don't all women give you a concerned look when they notice you staring at them?

No, some of them actually smile at me. Sometimes I smile back but most times not.

I am not a bad person.

Yes you are. Whoever that woman on the subway was, she should skip the stun gun and pepper spray and go straight to a handgun.

Is it even still legal for people in NY to defend themselves?

No. License to carry is impossible to get, period. Permit to own has to be renewed every year, and they jerk you around to try and get a lapse, so they can take your guns and bar you from possession in the future. Strict limits on the amount of ammo you can have also.

Kid-friendly vintage Davol enema bulb and 3 used anal thermometers all for $7.00

Jesus, what a strange hobby, Alex.

I can resell it for $30.00 if I list it right. The vintage stuff sometimes(rarely) go over $300.00.

You own kid friendly enema bulbs and used rectal thermometers. Nope not a bad person at all.

$9 Loreal hair dye. Feria. Dark Brown #40

Because some asshole fucked up my hair today.

$12 Chopped salad at VYNL

$130 at whateverthefuck salon I walked into on 56th/9th Ave

What part of "I want same thing I already have, just not 4 months of roots" is so difficult??? I'm not loyal to any salon. I walk into wherever looks nice and get my hair done when the mood strikes me. I've got a great success record. Until today. They kept asking me "is it single process? is it this? is it that?" I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU ASSHOLES!!! I DONT KNOW ALL THESE TERMS. I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS. YOU PEOPLE DID. I'M THE CUSTOMER. MY JOB IS TO SIT IN THE CHAIR AND NOD OFF!!!! Again, just give me the same color I already have. My natural black with these subtle brown streaks sparingly woven in. Once again, same shit whoeverthefuck across town did in July. Translation: Same shit, but no roots. An hour later, I wake up to my hair being Porno Dan yellow. I make them do it over again, and looks like they dunked my entire head in now just a darker blonde vat of bleach. What part of brown...hell, what part of SUBTLE and SPARINGLY did you fucking miss, dip shits? Thank a lot. I look like a Jersey Shore reject. And fuck your shitty radio. Get Pandora, you cheap fucks.

$4 salad at Amish Market.

I've never dyed my own hair before. I've no idea what I'm doing. Trying to follow instruction as best I can.

Wasn't me- I was in car #2442. Kidding. But seriously...

WTF, you dumb ass. I've never been on the Q train in my life and have no idea where the Q even goes. The only trains I know on 34th are A,C,E and 1,2,3. And the 4,5,6. Today I walked from 59th to 23rd to burn off steam from anger over my hair.

If I was being charged $130 at a salon and they fucked it up like you say I wouldn't have paid. Did you at least not tip the homo?

I'm too nice. I tipped. I feel like such a loser about it and wish I could erase that feeling. Now I see why Charin takes Xanax.

You live in NY now?

'97 Mountaineer/Ford 8.8" TractionLok axle.

shoes for my brother and headfones for one of my nephews . they are the only people who told me what they wanted for xmas so far.

Seems Brandon has also been buying vintage products:

Anal beads supplies:

- 100 yards of nylon string $21.22
- knotting tool $12.00
- 16x assorted pull rings $2.45

The Great American Artisan at work. It's...inspiring.