How about some "suprise" cream pies on Frank Wank?

Frank Wank read this and said now the suprise is ruined. He is a sad man now. He likes suprises, like gopher heads popin out of girls asses after he fucks em.

The suprise wouldn't be ruined... these whores don't know how to read... they can't afford the crack they put in their pipe much less access to the internet.