Complaints:
1. I ordered a #2 value meal. It took about 10 minutes to receive my food.
2. I ate the first cheeseburger and it was acceptable. I ate half of the second cheeseburger and noticed it was spicy and tasted odd. On closer inspection I smelled it and looked at it, and realized it was not a cheeseburger, it had a sausage patty that's used on your breakfast menu. I assume that this sausage patty was concocted in the McDonald's labs from pork byproducts and pink slime. Do you understand that a lot of people have serious objections to consuming pork products, and that this substitution is unacceptable?
3. The french fries had so much salt they were inedible. I ate about 10 fries and threw them out on the ground. I'll probably have to contend with a dead raccoon or whatever poor stupid animal comes along and eats them because the salt content is going to give them instant high blood pressure and cause a heart attack before they make it off my driveway.
4. My apple pie was so dry I took one bite and it joined the french fries on the ground. Out of feelings of intense guilt, I placed a bowl of water on the ground so whatever scavenger comes along won't die of thirst while trying to consume the pie.
I don't have these problems at Burger King, Taco Bell, Roy's, or Wendy's (and Wendy's has been in an almost constant downward spiral since Dave Thomas died.) Think about that.
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