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#319703 - 10/24/08 10:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
A green 'army' coat from the Gap that looks just like the Bickle one from taxi driver. I'd been looking in every second-hand store, surplus store, etc. for two weeks. With the grey hoodie/shaved head, it gives me the perfect 'troubled loner' vibe. Oh, and a pair of white dress pants from Club Monaco for 19 bucks! Yay! (C'mon , you KNEW I had to fag this post up a little).
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#319704 - 10/24/08 10:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319705 - 10/25/08 02:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Stone wash denim shorts for my Amy Winehouse costume. Salvation Army for $4.99.
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#319706 - 10/28/08 06:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Blood Red Tote (faux Croc) pretty though, for 140.00, it's huge and I love it.

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#319707 - 10/28/08 07:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I rented an hour of a prostitute's time, and MY GOD SHE WAS HALF MY AGE!

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#319708 - 10/29/08 06:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
[Roman Polanski] Aren't you 26?[/Roman Polanski]
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#319709 - 10/29/08 07:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I rented an hour of a prostitute's time, and MY GOD SHE WAS HALF MY AGE!





[...singing....]
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
[/...singing....]

or alternately ... the lesser known ....

<<Mary of the Fourth Form CLICKY>>




[God, I love the Boomtown Rats!]
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#319710 - 10/29/08 01:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
She was legal.

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#319711 - 10/30/08 05:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
2 hand soaps from Bath & Body Works for $3.00 each. I also got 2 free bottles of oil.

I use hand soap as a body wash because body wash costs $12.00.

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#319712 - 10/30/08 03:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
A Hong Kong made 8GB 3.0" LCD FM Radio/MP3/MP4/MP5 Player, from ebay. We'll see how long it lasts...



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#319713 - 10/30/08 05:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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A Hong Kong made 8GB 3.0" LCD FM Radio/MP3/MP4/MP5 Player, from ebay. We'll see how long it lasts...





How much? $90+$30 shipping?

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#319714 - 10/30/08 08:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Kenneth Cole steel wallet - $30.00 on eBay. Only Michael Jackson and I have it :



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#319715 - 10/30/08 08:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Crackpipe. $5.00. La piece de resistance for my Amy Wino costume I'm in right now. Pics up tmrw, brood. Cheers.
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#319716 - 10/30/08 08:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
Quote:

Quote:

A Hong Kong made 8GB 3.0" LCD FM Radio/MP3/MP4/MP5 Player, from ebay. We'll see how long it lasts...




How much? $90+$30 shipping?



$58.40 was the total, including shipping.

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#319717 - 10/30/08 09:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Quote:

Quote:

A Hong Kong made 8GB 3.0" LCD FM Radio/MP3/MP4/MP5 Player, from ebay. We'll see how long it lasts...




How much? $90+$30 shipping?



$58.40 was the total, including shipping.



Not bad.

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#319718 - 10/31/08 10:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Eyeglasses in Macy ... $45, no tax ... on my last day with HIP.
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#319719 - 11/01/08 03:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
A color ink cartridge for my printer.



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#319720 - 11/02/08 01:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state




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#319721 - 11/02/08 01:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Eggs $2.49
Sally Hansen Lip Infusion $6.99
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#319722 - 11/02/08 05:14 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:








Welcome to XPT. Did ADT booted you off?

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#319723 - 11/02/08 09:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
thanks dude.

nah, not yet. i keep thinking i'm gonna get booted for talking about Tricia but they haven't said anything to me yet.

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#319724 - 11/02/08 10:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

thanks dude.

nah, not yet. i keep thinking i'm gonna get booted for talking about Tricia but they haven't said anything to me yet.



They should boot everyone, so everyone would come here.

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#319725 - 11/02/08 11:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

thanks dude.

nah, not yet. i keep thinking i'm gonna get booted for talking about Tricia but they haven't said anything to me yet.



They should boot everyone, so everyone would come here.




Do you miss your ADT friends?

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#319726 - 11/02/08 11:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

thanks dude.

nah, not yet. i keep thinking i'm gonna get booted for talking about Tricia but they haven't said anything to me yet.



They should boot everyone, so everyone would come here.




Do you miss your ADT friends?





Yes, I do. Especially the anal and from the dirty anal and accidents thread.

Boohoo

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#319727 - 11/02/08 08:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Do you fantasize about Steph??

Would you like her to tie you up??
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#319728 - 11/04/08 12:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
pack of AAA batteries for a graphing calculator.

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#319729 - 11/04/08 12:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

pack of AAA batteries for a graphing calculator.




That's hot. :bananaparabola:
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#319730 - 11/04/08 12:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
haha. that's hot that you think that's hot. I'll never look at a parabola the same again.

they've got this pretty killer looking 3D graphing app on iPhones but i don't wanna drop the $10 for it cuz most likely it will suck.

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#319731 - 11/04/08 12:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Parabolas are shaped like titties.

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#319732 - 11/04/08 09:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
nipple-less parabolas.

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#319733 - 11/04/08 09:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
2000 rounds of ammo
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#319734 - 11/05/08 01:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I imaging a parabola inside of which are two concentric circles. What effect might tangent lines that intersect points along side the parabola have on the concentric circles contained within???
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#319735 - 11/06/08 08:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Rapidograph set on eBay - $31.00 shipped:



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#319736 - 11/06/08 08:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Pens?

Euthanasia of a pet, $89.00
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#319737 - 11/06/08 11:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
dude, that sucks.

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#319738 - 11/07/08 10:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Medium (on the smaller side) Bowler purse from Juicy $165.00 darker Lavender. Very pretty.

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#319739 - 11/07/08 10:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
A hamster pup and some dried carrots and sweet potatoes. $16.32.
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#319740 - 11/07/08 02:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Medium (on the smaller side) Bowler purse from Juicy $165.00 darker Lavender. Very pretty.




Are you 15 years old, R?
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#319741 - 11/07/08 03:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
I can only imagine the hurt G could lay on a dude's credit card .. [Amex Black]

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#319742 - 11/07/08 05:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

A hamster pup and some dried carrots and sweet potatoes. $16.32.




What's the pup's name???

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#319743 - 11/07/08 05:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
He is called Eddie. I'll post another picture at some point when he decides to stop sleeping under his heap of toilet paper.
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#319744 - 11/07/08 06:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

Medium (on the smaller side) Bowler purse from Juicy $165.00 darker Lavender. Very pretty.




Are you 15 years old, R?


Hey the money was given to me and there weren't many choices in the store, it's cute, I'll send you a pic.

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#319745 - 11/07/08 07:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Medium (on the smaller side) Bowler purse from Juicy $165.00 darker Lavender. Very pretty.




Are you 15 years old, R?


Hey the money was given to me and there weren't many choices in the store, it's cute, I'll send you a pic.




[image][/image]

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#319746 - 11/07/08 07:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
0 gauge ear tapers. They are cute and glittery.

A black halter dress. I have never worn a dress in my entire life. I think I am going to donate it. My boobs are too big for it. It very trashy.
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#319747 - 11/07/08 08:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

A black halter dress. I have never worn a dress in my entire life. I think I am going to donate it. My boobs are too big for it. It very trashy.




Post the pic and let us see!!!

XPT: You wear it and we decide!!






If you are really going to donate it, call the RNC. They can include it with the 'Palin Collection' they're going donate soon.

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#319748 - 11/07/08 09:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Yeah right, Im way too humiliated to even show my family. I have to go to a wedding, so I have to wear a dress. They told me I wasnt allowed to wear a tux I asked.

I hate dresses and dressign up Im so comfy in T-shirt and jeans.


I might need the Palin collection soon since I am running for Gov in 2010 or 2011??

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#319749 - 11/07/08 09:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
$28 worth of thin-sliced corned beef and swiss cheese, mussels and clams.

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#319750 - 11/07/08 09:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That would be heavenly if it were carpaccio instead of corned beef.
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#319751 - 11/07/08 09:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Alas, Rubens and chowder.
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#319752 - 11/07/08 10:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Yeah right, Im way too humiliated to even show my family.




XPT is all about humiliation of women!!




Quote:

I might need the Palin collection soon since I am running for Gov in 2010 or 2011??






You sure red leather hill-billy is going to be in vogue in 2011??

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