If there was an endless corn on the cob special I'd so be there. But I am chagrined at your treatment of the 50 year-old server. A man of that age (I'm there in just three years) working for tips at a moderately-priced family restaurant whose patrons are mostly black deserves your empathy.
Congratulations, Alex: You're the Martin Shkreli of XPT. I can't remember the last time I agreed with Seaman Shill about anything.