So has Dana's plea for help. I do like the suicide angle, that is a new twist. I think. Animal abandonment seems to be effective new material as it got our own jaded Gia Jordan worried.

Apparently "desperation" must work, as she has been using that gimmick for as long as Bluecipher has been posting about her over the years. I had never heard of her before this thread as ancient, overweight miscegenists don't rank highly in my search for porn.

I wonder if she ever sells past the close on this approach, or just "desperate" enough for the white knights to swoop in and give her money. I wonder if she ever takes umbrage that a "classy gentleman" would be gauche enough to request sex after financially fortifying the Luvinlioness, because after all the "donation" was for her time only.