Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: alfan
I was like what happened to this beautiful woman.


Niggers happened. Either right before or right after they get tattoos. Besides porn whores, this also applies to Madonna.

EDIT: Ooops, I just realized that Madonna doesn't actually have any tattoos. Or, if she does, she doesn't have many. It's just that the way she's aged and tried to remain sexy has always reminded me of an aging porn-whore.


Yes, that's clearly what happened to Jenna and Dakota, who never had sex with black men. Obviously, though, blame the black guy. It makes the most sense.

Honestly, as Occam's razor would indicate, someone who is prone to making bad decisions (i.e. entering porn, spending frivolously, doing a lot of drugs, hanging out with wastes of space) is probably going to make other bad decisions like becoming a coloring board for preschool finger painters.
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