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#574443 - 11/18/12 07:11 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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Stella Artois is fucking awesome....to get on topic. I fucken love that stuff. If I sit down at a place that serves it in pints I'm done.
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#574444 - 11/18/12 07:13 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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I believe the semi-colon is correct but the comma is ridiculously wrong.
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#574445 - 11/18/12 07:14 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Are you sure that's the proper use of a semi-colon? Those always vexed me so like Hemingway I avoided them.
Edit: I embarrassingly mis-spelled colon. pipe punctuated the fuck outta that last one didn't he?. right or wrong I appreciate the effort. Ya know...it being a drunk thread on a porn forum and all.
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#574448 - 11/18/12 07:16 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Some drunks have semi colons.
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#574449 - 11/18/12 07:20 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Meat lost all semblance of a colon weeks ago. Talk about blown out pipes... the kid has taken a reaming but proper.
Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it.
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#574451 - 11/18/12 07:25 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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Don't start listing your procedures BDM. We don't have the time or bandwidth to get into it.
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#574453 - 11/18/12 07:28 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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It's not an event it's a process Jerk !
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#574455 - 11/18/12 07:31 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it. Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?"
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#574457 - 11/18/12 07:35 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net: It's not an event it's a process Jerk ! And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
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#574459 - 11/18/12 07:37 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it. Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?" Exactly. Meat is ready to write the next edition of "I slept with the Band". He's been used and used up by everyone.
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#574460 - 11/18/12 07:45 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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PipeD: backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net: I don't think so.
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#574462 - 11/18/12 07:49 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous. XPT has the worst spelling software ever. I tend to use Google if I am iffy, and always follow through to see it on a dictionary site, cause tons of people Google shit so autofill can't be trusted.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#574464 - 11/18/12 07:55 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Bornyo]
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
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Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it. Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?" Exactly. Meat is ready to write the next edition of "I slept with the Band". He's been used and used up by everyone. The Village People ran a train on your asshole.
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#574465 - 11/18/12 08:06 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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PipeD: backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net: I don't think so. Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it.
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#574466 - 11/18/12 08:12 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I've never tried Stella Artois. Like their packaging and promotion. I'll have to give them a try.
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#574467 - 11/18/12 08:12 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it. Though technically correct, that is sloppy writing. You should have edited your post. No offense.
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#574468 - 11/18/12 08:13 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Stella Artois is fucking awesome....to get on topic. I fucken love that stuff. If I sit down at a place that serves it in pints I'm done. Same with my bf. CVS here is having a deal. $14 for a 12 pack.
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#574471 - 11/18/12 08:17 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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J.B.
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Maybe you're just not interesting enough.
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#574472 - 11/18/12 08:19 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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If you unclick the box that says "mark as edited" then we would have to expend extra effort to see if or when a post was edited. If you hide it, it's likely we won't know because your moderators are by and large lazy.
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#574477 - 11/18/12 08:31 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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J.B.
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...cuts you to the bone once again. You're not interesting enough to pay that much mind. You going to pitch another "Look at MEEEEEEE" shitfest about it?
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#574479 - 11/18/12 08:39 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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J.B.
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I guess you will. Carry on, Pipsqueak.
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#574483 - 11/18/12 08:45 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Pipe, I do know you edited the Alcohologic post. I know because I love and want to steal the term. I took offense at first because I'm sober but then you edited it for qualification.
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#574487 - 11/18/12 09:07 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
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I ain't never shot nobody. Never.
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#574490 - 11/18/12 09:18 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Did you add up those negatives? I lost count. In the end I wasn't sure if I'd written a confession or a denial. I did that for you.
A gift.
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#574496 - 11/18/12 09:39 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
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I went back and counted 5 negatives. If a double negative is a positive then 5 must indeed be negative. In other words I have never shot anyone.
That's a lie though, as I've shot two people in my life. I shot a kid with my BB gun for no good reason. He was a friend of mine but he ran across a field and within my sights. I shot him in the forehead and still feel bad about it. He had to go to the ER and have the BB cut out. The other was my cousin. Again with a BB gun. I shot him in the thigh only because that's all I could get a shot at and because he was shooting at me.
Those incidents were years ago as I am, as you know, very old. I'd like to think if I ever pulled a gun to shoot these days it would be a body or head shot, to kill.
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#574500 - 11/18/12 09:50 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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If you are using a deadly weapon, you better damn well be aiming to kill. Whatcha gonna do otherwise, shoot a crook in the leg, so you can have a heart to heart with him and try to get him on the right path? Have the motherfucker sue you, cause the damage messed up his athletic scholarship to a southern felon mill university? Fuck that. Send him to his maker, hand the weapon to the police when they get there, and don't say shit except, "I'd like to consult with an attorney."
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#574505 - 11/18/12 10:02 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
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The justice is in the quick killing. Those cases become your word against theirs. If they can't speak for themselves then it's your word and dodgy forensics against...a dead criminal. I'll take those odds.
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#574507 - 11/18/12 10:06 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
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#574529 - 11/19/12 12:33 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Center body mass. When you're in your boxers at 3am in the kitchen with your nuts sucked up into you like a fucking sumo wrestler, the last thing you're going for with shaky hands is a Call of Duty head shot.
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#574597 - 11/19/12 06:27 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't.
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#574602 - 11/19/12 06:42 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
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make a drinking game out of it. every time they say urlacher or gore...DRINK!
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#574603 - 11/19/12 06:44 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Gia watching football= equals total ownership by her boyfriend. Equals :wankingbanana:
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#574613 - 11/19/12 07:24 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Spellun and grammur on a porn board ? Get reel !
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#574618 - 11/19/12 07:45 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Stuck watching some stupid football game my friend wanted my bf and I to checkout. Thank god for alcohol. Peroni. The shit I do for friends. No idea who's playing. The Chicagoans and the Roman Meal team? It's the Chicago Obama Boyz vs The San Francisco Bug Catchers.
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#574627 - 11/19/12 07:53 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Peroni ain't bad. It's not good mind you, but it has a nice clean dry taste I like.
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#574648 - 11/19/12 10:34 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't. What are you on about?
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