Ten years ago, I actually did attend this trade show. I loved it. It was held at Výstavište Praha in Prague 7, which is an amazing venue. It was 110 years old when I visited and architecturally very lovely. I think Rocco Ravishes Czech Republic was partially filmed there. I watched a number of live sex shows, got sucked off in the bathroom by a booth babe, bought a silicon vibrator, did a mound of cocaine, caught an HC Sparta ice hockey game, did a little more coke, and then went into the city to a club called "Big Sister" where I fucked on live streaming video and found myself three whores to take back to my apartment near the Charles bridge, where we partied for three days straight without my cock being hard for more than five minutes. Prague is amazing. What a beautiful city.

If the organizer could assure me I'd luck into some coke like I did 10 years ago I would consider going back for this show. I've got time next week.