This is why dp's just aren't cool-any sexual situation where all that stands between you and a facial is a stranger with bad aim is gay. i mean, it used to be guys in the closet just drank to blackout wearing panties every night, now they've got evil angel.

i've gotta give steve props---i was half expecting his toungue to shoot out like a frog's, catching the delicious semen midair.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits