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#62984 - 10/13/04 12:35 PM Something disturbing but Hilarious
Jim South Jr. Offline
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#62985 - 10/13/04 12:40 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Honest to god you think you're ready for anything but I definitely wasn't ready for that. I'd rather you'd posted a hostage beheading because at least I'd be able to eat dinner after watching it. Steve Holmes no less. I would have sworn he was dead butch.
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#62986 - 10/13/04 12:40 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
disturbing? no! Funny
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#62987 - 10/13/04 12:48 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
WTF, that is so wrong.
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#62988 - 10/13/04 01:30 PM Disturbing?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Feh. You guys don´t know what´s REALLY disturbing.


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#62989 - 10/13/04 02:42 PM Re: Disturbing?
Jim South Jr. Offline
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Registered: 03/01/04
Posts: 105
Sheesh
Great use of the thumbs
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#62990 - 10/13/04 02:51 PM Re: Disturbing?
melissa Offline
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Posts: 797
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Feh. You guys don´t know what´s REALLY disturbing.






Oh, no...
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#62991 - 10/13/04 02:58 PM Re: Disturbing?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
This is why dp's just aren't cool-any sexual situation where all that stands between you and a facial is a stranger with bad aim is gay. i mean, it used to be guys in the closet just drank to blackout wearing panties every night, now they've got evil angel.

i've gotta give steve props---i was half expecting his toungue to shoot out like a frog's, catching the delicious semen midair.
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#62992 - 10/13/04 04:24 PM Re: Disturbing?
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Loc: SoCal
OMG!
That is the funniest shit I have seen in a LOOOOONG time. I am fucking rolling. LOL.
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#62993 - 10/13/04 04:33 PM Re: Disturbing?
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
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Meh. It´s staged.

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#62994 - 10/13/04 05:28 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
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Honest to god you think you're ready for anything but I definitely wasn't ready for that. I'd rather you'd posted a hostage beheading because at least I'd be able to eat dinner after watching it. Steve Holmes no less. I would have sworn he was dead butch.




There would be a killing over that shit.
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#62995 - 10/13/04 09:30 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
agentspits Offline
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Registered: 08/22/04
Posts: 131
Loc: San Fernando Valley
lol that video was hillarious.


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#62996 - 10/14/04 06:23 AM Re: Disturbing?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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i've gotta give steve props---i was half expecting his toungue to shoot out like a frog's, catching the delicious semen midair.




You must have Steve confused with Brandon Iron. :


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#62997 - 10/14/04 07:24 AM Re: Disturbing?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
nah, they're all the same dude. fake moustache/nose deal.....fake accounts to have a schitzophrenic conflict for pr ...fake female owner who reads at mike tyson's level....
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#62998 - 10/14/04 08:39 AM Re: Disturbing?
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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You must have Steve confused with Brandon Iron. :




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#62999 - 10/14/04 09:22 AM Re: Disturbing?
Jim South Jr. Offline
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Registered: 03/01/04
Posts: 105
Glad some of you enjoyed it. I was laughing my ass off like I haven't in a long time when I saw it.
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#63000 - 10/14/04 12:33 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Lets give credit where credit is due . Platinum X finally broke out and did something different . Sure its gay but at least its original.

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#63001 - 10/14/04 12:48 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Wait a fucking second... that´s ON THE MOVIE ITSELF?

Then it IS staged.


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#63002 - 10/14/04 05:03 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
BTW, am I the only one who noticed that the nekkid guy is sticking some fingers up his own arseholio?

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#63003 - 10/14/04 05:23 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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BTW, am I the only one who noticed that the nekkid guy is sticking some fingers up his own arseholio?




you must be.
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#63004 - 10/15/04 02:28 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Jim South Jr. Offline
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Registered: 03/01/04
Posts: 105
I thouggt he was just grabbin his balls so he doesn't ball slap the other guy
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#63005 - 10/15/04 02:55 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Steve_Holmes Offline
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Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 58
Hi,

thank you for posting this link. I haven't seen the scene before but I remember the shoot. It was a couple of years ago for the German company MMV.

Yes, it was staged. We shot a feature movie and I'm plying the CEO of a bank who invites one of his managers for a fuck with a prostitute. When he "accidently came in my face I fired him. I got paid quite well for this "special effect".

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#63006 - 10/15/04 03:48 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Special effect my ass, it´s real cum!

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#63007 - 10/15/04 04:20 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Special effect my ass, it´s real cum!




I am disturbed by the fact that you are sure of that statement.
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#63008 - 10/15/04 04:22 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Sadist Offline
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Registered: 07/18/04
Posts: 294
Loc: Lake of Fire
I'm glad that you got paid well Steve..but geez man, there are some things that you don't do...not without a violent fistfight occuring afterwards anyway. Cheers.
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#63009 - 10/15/04 04:25 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
HAHA!!! Funny scene, Steve!



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#63010 - 10/15/04 09:58 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
This is the first time I've heard a homosexual facial described as a "special effect".

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#63011 - 10/15/04 11:20 PM Re: Something disturbing but Hilarious
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Fucking brilliant!

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#63012 - 10/16/04 02:46 PM Re: Disturbing?
Ozzie Offline
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Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
Quote:

OMG!
That is the funniest shit I have seen in a LOOOOONG time. I am fucking rolling. LOL.





Ditto, that got me ROFL too
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