I only use gel-based antiperspirant like Gilette

Do your gel-based antiperspirants not contain any of those three ingredients?

Ivory soap. Bar form. Less than a dollar a bar, lasts longer than a bottle of bodywash, and it just smells like clean.

He's not sure of the components of ass jelly ! [ and I don't want to know ]

Mainly because I'm a massive sucker for peanut butter especially with dark chocolate. It's one of my weaknesses to not over indulge. I've never been good with simple sugars. I'm trying to be a good girl.

Mineral oil is not toxic. They make enemas with that stuff.

Try it out and procreate.

In porn, they teach you to empty out the mineral oil solution and just use warn water. Works better.

Ummm... I had a question about food-grade mineral oil vs. regular mineral oil...and then I decided... to end my question.

I tried that Toms of Vermont stuff for a while but it gave me a rash within a few weeks.

^^^Their deodorant is garbage. Propolyne glycol.

isnt it toms of maine btw?.

yes

Naturally Fresh is great. The spray is awesome. The stick is more of a pain in the butt. It's just Potassium Alum (not to be confused with aluminum), water and chamomile. It takes about a good week for your pits to adjust to it. Worth it!

I wanted to know just how salty Potassium Alum tastes so I stuck my tongue on the stick for a split second and it was gnarly. So salty my mouth filled of saliva. It made me think it could be a quick cure to the girls in the biz who suffer from dry mouth, bwahahaha!

^^^ I enjoy using that spray also. And it's clear, so no worries about getting it on your clothes. Sidenote: The dj at Sapphire in Vegas told a girl lemon works as deodorant; since she was in a hurry- got called to vip asap and had no time to get to dressing room, undo her locker combination, and get into her bag for deodorant.

I haven't tried lemon, but I'll take his word for it. lol

I wouldn't suggest lemon soon after shaving. That might hurt.

^^^I'm guessing she was at least an hour into her shift? Sidenote: thank goodness for laser, I no longer have to shave!

Did you have your asshole lasered? You got strict hardwood floors or you leave a little palette of hair to trim into different things? Or were you just speaking of your arm pits? I think whores, and my mind automatically goes toward puss and butt.

I'd imagine lemon would work fine but it would likely fade your colored clothes though if it was used regularly for everyday wear. :-/ Better than nothing though!

Is this why everyone in Van Nuys smells like Carnitas

Gen, while I have your attention. Toes...pics... please ! :-)

Uncle Remus book from the early 1900s

Bowl of cantelope. Some bodega in Harlem. $3.50
Bowl of watermelon. Trader Joe's- UWS. $3.99
Coffee. Pret-A-Manger near W. 54th. $2
Poland Springs water $1
Birth control pills- CVS $15 with insurance

Some dope-ass boots. Danner Mountain Light II's. Black.

I've lasered cunt, asshole, underarms, sides of face- all pre-porn. Saving up to do legs. LaserAway in West Hollywood rules.

I figured that porn would have left your uterus scarred and barren of any potential life.

You said the four magic words, Harlem, watermelon, birth and pills. Someone's going to be following you later.

Total cunt laser, all hair gone?

I was thinking about getting my neck lasered. When ever I have to wear a suit and shave, I wind up with razor burn and it drives me fucking nuts.

Pain? Healing time? Repeat treatments? Whatta ya think it would run for a guy to get his neck lasered?

I think Gia needs to do an laser info thread.

med spas use all different lasers. ppl who get the best results are pale skin/dark hair. see, the laser needs contrast to work its best. but if you're dark skin/dark hair like me, ask if they use a YAG laser. Satori in NYC does a great job with their YAG. Maybe they can recommend a place in your city.

And, no, it doesn't hurt except for underarms. Asshole didn't hurt. Pussy did a little, but more twds the middle/landing strip which i decided to leave alone that way i can have a choice in hair.

you need 5 or sometimes a few more treatments for permanent results. most treatments are sold in packages for this reason. not sure what lower neck would run. but think of all the time you'd save in the morning grooming for work! that's how i look at it.

pain was minimal. i felt something being done, but no pain. they ice you beforehand anyway. also, avoiding coffee is ideal pre-treatment...to avoid pain if you're that worried. you're a lil red afterwards but not so much that you can't walk around grocery shopping. in a few hrs, i was back at my stripclub.

Some black v neck tees and a pair of Rockport slip ons for the new gig. And a super nice cheap Hurley Parka.

Which Rockports? They're preppy shoes in general but damn they feel so fine. I have a lot of Rockports.

Rockports are super light-weight, but my personal favorite walking shoes are Mephisto's. They're extremely expensive, but if you get a pair with stitched soles, they pretty much last forever. I have a 21 year old pair of Mephisto hiking boots that have been re-soled and will probably last another 10 years.

Has Rockport improved their quality of late? When they first outsourced to chinkville their quality went to shit. Has it rebounded?

I don't know. I'm due a new pair of boat shoes soon and will let you know. I noticed the drop-off as well.

My latest shoes were a pair of Asics runners. [I know , ironic.] On sale for under 40 bucks.

dunno the actual model name, but similar to the lace ups i used to like but the fuckers discontinued. the toe is a little squared, basic black.

When Uncle Sam blesses me in a few weeks I really want a pair of these babies:





But they currently don't have any in my size, so I will probably go with these:

You skate nazi you.

Remote start for the Camry SE *happy dance*

^^^ Remote start = Thank You God! It was -16° here this morning.

I haven't skated in about 16 years, but I never stopped wearing the shoes. Skate shoes are unbelievably comfortable for a person like me that doesn't work hard. C1rcas feel like wearing socks. I love it.

As long as the socks aren't pink, all is fine...

This dress at Madewell.

http://www.madewell.com/newarrivals/dressesskirts/PRDOVR~68098/68098.jsp

Pair of Carhartt blue jeans

For the record...the women don't like those Carhartt jeans on their men. I have some and like and wear them but if I go somewhere with my wife in them she always asks "why didn't you wear your Levi's?" I feel like my 501's were made for teenagers and to take all that time with the buttons at a urinal has to make me look like I'm diddling myself.

My job requires me to find someplace to put two different sets of keys with magnets on them, a box cutter, an ink pen, black Sharpie, yellow highlighter, and a walkie talkie all somewhere on my person. Add in my car keys, and billfold and I need a lot more compartments in my jeans than your standard pair of Levis.

Are you a hijacker?

elenent hoodie for super cheap.

1 month membership to DirtyDirector.com for $30