This looks to be the closest one, but the ones I have are wider on top, so carrying it around is kinda like a candle on a saucer.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Westinghouse-8pc-Turbo-Rocket-Black/15554035

Now they come in pieces, and you put em together. There is a little plastic prism that goes over the LED to make it sparkle out some. That is the only piece I attached. Not the plastic shade, tube or spike.

The batteries are a bitch to change. Gotta fight em out of their spot with a flat screwdriver.

I'd suggest just going to a Walmart or Target and see what they have on clearance, so you can eyeball the fuckers.

Edit: This in black, I think: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Westinghouse-Melville-Solar-Bronze/21899646 Out of stock though.

stick to being perverts... you fuckers are just not picking up the gta vibe and it might be too late for some of you. fuck.

Shout box is not working - I can see the text but when I type and hit Shout, it refreshes and my entry is not happening.

thank god for that!

Been about a month with no cigarettes. I'm breathing better and my sense of smell has returned. This vaporizer thing is the best investment I've made in quite some time. I'm getting pretty sick of reading all these articles of how bad vaporizing is for you. I call bullshit. Now I know it would be silly to think that vaping propylene glycol, glycerine, nicotine, and flavoring could be good for you, but I'd bet the farm that it's ten times better for you than smoking. I tried a cigarette a couple of weeks ago just for the fuck of it, and one drag damn near killed me. It was like smoking my first cigarette. It tasted like garbage and had me instantly coughing like mad. If I smoked cigarettes as much as I vape on my rig, I would be feeling like utter shit. With the exception of coughing up all sorts of combinations of black, brown, and green the first couple of weeks of quitting cigarettes, I haven't choked on this thing once nor have I woken up after a late night feeling like I inhaled a bag of razor blades like I have in my smoking days. Big pharma and the fda fucking hates these things because they're eating up the profits they could be making with patches and chantix and all that shit. I encourage anyone who wants to quit smoking to try these things out. Not only are they a much safer alternative to cigarettes, but they also taste great and come in all sorts of rad varieties. These things are the shit, people. So glad I made the switch.

Your sense of smell came back???

I'm gonna keep smoking then. Last thing I need is a functioning sense of smell ruining my ass eating obsession. I don't even do a dip n sniff test for eating puss. If the smell ain't strong enough to kill my wood when the panties come off, I'm golden.

I can write random letters in shout box and they get posted, but normal words do not work there

pm elabo. he's in charge of this forum.

try the random letter thing just to make sure it gets through.

Enema bulbs in a Tide ad?

Fuck. I didn't even think about that.

My mom quit smoking about 4 months ago. Last august I bought her some e-cigs, and she switched to them because a carton of regular cigs was about $70.00/month from the Russian phone cigs dealer, and they crank it up $1.00 every month or 2. And in May, she quit e-cigs too.

So yer mom is down to just smokin sausage?

No, but your mom is.

clever retort

is this still an issue for you?. i'm only asking because the shoutbox seems much more useful when YOU aren't burying the good reads with your "contributions". naimsayin?.

^It aint working. I got somekind of malware installed when I installed codec pack.

that sucks. really.

Currently trying to talk a good friend out of getting her first tattoo at 38.

On her ( )*( )?

Got this advice from another forum. This goes for any woman getting a tattoo at anytime. Ask yourself how would this look on grandma because eventually that is how it is going to look on you.

Some deaf dude rolled up in the shop and asked for "NUUUUUH UUNNNNGH NIIIIIIII NUHHHHH NUUUI" . I gave him some paper and a pen and it turns out he wanted some lube and boner pills.

LOL!

Just came from Olive Garden. I wanted the Endless Pasta Bowl and the server told me that the promo ended today, after I explicitely inquired about the Endless Pasta Bowl. I tipped him 20% and gave him a benefit of the doubt, but took the receipt with me. Just called their restaurant phone number and the phone person confirmed that it ends in 2 days. That homo [server] lied to me. I plan to be back there tomorrow, what should I do? I can still file complaint with the DCA.

My suggestion is you eat a dick and forget about your boring ass life.

Speaking of boring ass lives, I am eight and a half hours into a sixteen hour shift. Unless some major tits and ass walk in the door in the next seven and a half hours, the highlight of my day will be an old man informing me that "them damn transexual videos yall got are marked too damn high" and a deaf person who assumed I was fluent in tardspeak.

And fuck the Olive Garden.

But its Endless Pasta Bowl promo, nigga. 2x plates of bread sticks, 2x bowls of soup, 2x plates of pasta with meatballs and 1x highball glass of tasty beverage for under $20.00 is too good of a good deal to pass out on. [and I am taking photos there. Olive Garden photos are rare on the web.]

I think I will just stiff him with no tip and write the complaint to DCA, and let them sort that shit out.

How high are the tranny flicks are priced in your joint?

My suggestion: Move to Wiscopennsyltucky or wherever if you're gonna eat that shit that has no business being in NYC. Any New Yorker eating those places deserve to have a bad experience.

Fuck those Italian mom-n'-pop joints. I don't trust them, their prices, their quality and the wetbacks who prep the dishes.

The old crappy totally tastess whatever the fucks are twenty bucks. The John Stagliano lady penis extravaganzas are sixty bucks. The price of AIDS these days....

Italian mom and pops got the illegals who know what they are doing. Same as the mom and pop Russian joints. Chain stores employ minimum wage negros in the kitchen. American ones at that. They won't spring for some hard working Haitians.

That's too much money. The higest I've seen DVDs in red cases were $50.00 for new releases, and $45.00 and down for stuff that is like 1 month and older. Who buys these discs as your joint when you can get them online for half the price?

Again, gtfo then.

I don't give a fuck who preps what as long as its cheap and tastes good.

I'm not stepping into those places in the 1st place. Chains and corporate-controlled establishments is what I choose. Fuck the mom-n'-pops.

Idiots buy them. That's who. We keep em high because king HIV won't ever come down on his prices. We'd rather make rental revenue on the shit we still have back there not get rid of them and re-order them for way more than they're worth.

I was about to post this exchange as QOTD, and that is a great retort, but, umm. . .

What's with all the Tranny shit these days? Did Sm*rtt become a Global Mod or something?

I was wondering the same thing. It's like it's year of the penis or something.

It's foreshadowing the Return of Figgs.

God help us all

If it's who my first thought was, she shouldn't get one, she looks fine. I don't think that person is 38 though.

Tell whoever it is that the tattoo means she is one step closer to being sex trafficked to Europe and/or dating War Machine.

If I could tuen back the clock, I would'nt have gotten the numerous retarded things that plague my body. Just a sample of my abominations:





There's a lot more stupidity where those came from. To be young and stupid.....

the sunburn is pretty fucken cool.. those don't suck. i've seen much much worse.

Just sent a following complaint to the Olive Garden:

"Yesterday on Friday 27th 2013, I have visited Olive Garden restaurant number 1567, which is located on 696 Avenue of the Americas in New York City, and after I was seated and given the regular menu, I asked the waiter Thomas D if the Endless Pasta Bowl promotion was still available, to which he replied that it was no longer available. I was disappointment that I missed the Endless Pasta Bowl promotion but I still ordered grilled chicken flatbread and a drink. When I later came back home, I found the weekly circular with the Olive Garden insert, and it is advertised that Endless Pasta Bowl is available through September 29. I called the store's telephone number that was printed on the bottom of the sales receipt, and the woman on the other end confirmed that September 29th is the last day of Endless Pasta Bowl promotion. Even the Olive Garden website as of right now advertised Endless Pasta Bowl promotion for this New York City location. I feel very dissapointed that the server misled me about fictious end date of the Endless Pasta Bowl promotion and I think that he and especially his manager should have known better about the end date of this promotion. I feel that I was was baited by the advertisements and switched by the server, and as a retail manager myself, I find it hard to believe in that the server was not properly informed and checked by the store and/or corporate management of the terms and running period of such big and widespread sales event as the Endless Pasta Bowl."

tell em Thomas D tried to grab your breadstick while he tossed your salad.

Whaddaya mean "was?"

It was a typo that I corrected in the actual complaint.

Bah. You are still disappointment, Alexi. Great shame and disappointment.

I got dollars to donuts there's a catch like they're old titles, etc. Evil Angel along with Jules Jordan and Digital Playground are considered premium shit. None of these companies come down on titles that matter. Digital Playgeound will sell you assloads of jacks playground and that shit for a reasonable price, but nobody who isn't shopping for a particular girl wants these. They want the vocational series and the "features" and Pirates and shit. And that shit demands a premium price. Adriano, Belladonna, and Darko are also in high demand. So Evil doesn't do so bad either. As much shit that I give Stagliano, the guy has his finger on the pulse of what extreme perverts want. I actually enjoy Adriano,Belladonna stuff not featuring herself, Jaysin before he lost his mind and even Darkko. And that shit sells as well so they have room to charge a premium price. Same shit goes for JJ.

Bush DVD mainly does rentals, it's where I rent from. So they're just reducing their inventory. Looks like it's nothing newer.