Guy sees an ad in the paper: "Gynecological Assistant Wanted, $80,000/year".

Goes to the clinic and meets the doctor. "Doctor, please tell me about the job. What's a 'gynecological assistant' do, anyway?"

Doctor says, "Our patients are mostly college students. Your job will be to prepare them for their first gynecological examination. You will help them out of their panties and up into the stirrups. You'll apply shaving lotion and gently depilate them. Then you'll apply a soothing oil and rub it into the skin so that it's smooth and there is no irritation."

"You'll have to go to St. Louis. That's about 350 miles away."

Guy says, "Oh, the clinic is in St. Louis?"

Doctor says, "That's where the line ends now."