Further evidence Brenda is not gay...



"honestly, anyone who takes pride in being a pervert "just like you" and fetishising the fluid coming from the penises of a large group of strange men is somewhere between being massively damaged and institutionalized. then add in the sheer amount of time it takes to have conversations with yourself, mix a dash of talking shit about your business-partners and thinking you could get away with it AGAIN when the first one blew up in your face and the guy's just deranged. i don't trust anyone whose face lights up when they hear the word "semen" mentioned, and i trust them less when they can talk about it with true passion."