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#616194 - 08/23/14 12:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I gotta admit, the cheese pizza isn't completely disgusting looking.

The sauce was excellent. Fuck those pizza sauces [its a scam!] - this thing is the real deal [tastewise and pricewise].

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#616767 - 08/30/14 11:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some of my signature [I just made this dish up] Big Al Salad [Ranch & Bacon Suddenly Pasta Salad + Sloppy Jay Meat. It tastes way better than I expected it to be.

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#616771 - 08/31/14 02:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#616772 - 08/31/14 02:42 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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^ Its just Big Al Salad. No gay shit. Another name is Royal Treat Salad.

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#616780 - 08/31/14 07:41 AM What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I believe Chuck has just given you your new screen name, Big Gay Alex.

Edit: Quoting the post so he can't delete it.


Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Just made some of my signature [I just made this dish up] Big Al Salad [Ranch & Bacon Suddenly Pasta Salad + Sloppy Jay Meat. It tastes way better than I expected it to be.


Edited by J.B. (08/31/14 07:43 AM)

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#616812 - 08/31/14 05:53 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It;s Labor Day Weekend. An American Holiday.

I'm grilling steaks.

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#616818 - 08/31/14 06:35 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Same. Filet mignon, baked potatoes and Greek salad. Just bought some fancy red wine as well after my friend said he was bringing some bitches over.
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#616842 - 09/01/14 12:45 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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How did It go with the bitches, Steezo? Did you go Greek on them?

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#616845 - 09/01/14 02:59 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Made some Jalapeno Pinapple Sweet Chili Specialty Chicken and Watermelon Pineapple Cream Pie with Strawberry Sauce

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#616851 - 09/01/14 05:38 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
How did It go with the bitches, Steezo? Did you go Greek on them?


Dinner was great. Kinda like an old-timey steakhouse dinner. But my buddy disappeared right after dinner. I think maybe because some loserish friends came over. They tend to act desperate and scare girls off. But I can always find someone to talk to, so I'm fine.
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#616861 - 09/01/14 08:57 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I think you need to dump the loserish friends. but that is just me. then again I can always keep company with the voices in my head, so it's not like I sit home alone.

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#616885 - 09/01/14 04:35 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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People use me sometimes when they can't meet girls on their own.
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#617058 - 09/04/14 12:30 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Baked salmon with cajun spices. Roasted rainbow potatoes along with roasted asparagus and french green beans. Stellar shit next morning.

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#617090 - 09/04/14 09:22 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Gonna make some spaghetti and meatballs in half an hour with Ronzoni spaghetti [$1], Rinaldi original sauce [$1], Circle-A-Ranch meatballs [$1], sea salt and MSG.

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#617091 - 09/04/14 09:40 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight?



Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Gonna make some spaghetti and meatballs in half an hour with Ronzoni spaghetti [$1], Rinaldi original sauce [$1], Circle-A-Ranch meatballs [$1], sea salt and MSG.




Asked. Answered. If you haven't the balls to force him to post in his own thread, will yez either shut this one down, or at least re-name this thread appropriately?

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#617097 - 09/04/14 11:50 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: ]
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The serving's cost of ingredients is somewhere in between of $1.17-$1.31



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#617145 - 09/05/14 01:57 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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4x scrambled eggs with Rinaldi sauce and fried ground pork scrambled into eggs.

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#617185 - 09/05/14 08:57 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
4x scrambled tranny feces with Smartt sauce and fried ground tranny anus scrambled into feces.
Fixed.

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#617219 - 09/06/14 03:03 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#617570 - 09/09/14 09:56 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I made some Jamaican curry loaded [with taco seasoning beef] mashed potatoes with brown gravy and sweet BBQ roasted pork rib pieces.

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#617593 - 09/10/14 09:35 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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sauteed spinach, pork loin, quinoa cake (quinoa, egg, mozzarella cheese). Pinot grigio to drink. Honey w/plain Greek yogurt and 2 squares of dark chocolate for dessert.
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#617658 - 09/10/14 11:03 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
sauteed spinach, pork loin, quinoa cake (quinoa, egg, mozzarella cheese). Pinot grigio to drink. Honey w/plain Greek yogurt and 2 squares of dark chocolate for dessert.

Gay cuisine I see.

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#617922 - 09/13/14 07:23 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Making some of my own Sweet and Sour Mango Specialty Chicken. You can't find it in any Domino's since its my own recipe.

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#617991 - 09/14/14 07:35 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Gonna start making some Furious Joe sandwiches in a couple of minutes.

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#617996 - 09/14/14 08:44 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
sauteed spinach, pork loin, quinoa cake (quinoa, egg, mozzarella cheese). Pinot grigio to drink. Honey w/plain Greek yogurt and 2 squares of dark chocolate for dessert.

Gay cuisine I see.

More like the meal someone with better taste and education than you can muster might be enjoying
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#617997 - 09/14/14 09:14 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
sauteed spinach, pork loin, quinoa cake (quinoa, egg, mozzarella cheese). Pinot grigio to drink. Honey w/plain Greek yogurt and 2 squares of dark chocolate for dessert.

Gay cuisine I see.

More like the meal someone with better taste and education than you can muster might be enjoying

Your pretentious taste and education doesn't mean shit to me. Everyone is just a pussy to admit that my food is tasty. Its like people that say that McD's and BK taste bad but everyone and their mom seem to buy it.

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#617999 - 09/14/14 10:25 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Yes, you swear by the mickey d and kfc, all with healthy ladlings of tranny sauce and drippings.
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#618074 - 09/15/14 05:35 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Gonna make some Amalfi Coast Wings later on. I put them into marinade for a couple of hours, and every so often give them a useful massage.

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#618107 - 09/15/14 11:34 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Gonna make some Amalfi Coast Wings later on. I put them into marinade for a couple of hours, and every so often give them a useful massage.

The wings came out excellent other than being 8-10 minutes overdone [2 out of 3 tips burned] since I was in the shower washing my balls and asscrack after the gym. I tried them with buttermilk ranch sauce, but the wings were so good that the sauce was unnecessary. I will try doing these wings again in the future, but I will up the marination time and the amount of marinade.

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#618112 - 09/16/14 02:38 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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What does Alex Panzer think characterizes the wings as "Amalfi Coast" wings?

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#618115 - 09/16/14 04:43 AM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
What does Alex Panzer think characterizes the wings as "Amalfi Coast" wings?

This and this

biggestsmile

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#618232 - 09/17/14 04:12 PM Re: What is Big Gay Alex Ruining Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#618237 - 09/17/14 04:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#618245 - 09/17/14 05:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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^^^ I made that this year. It was pretty good. My other personal favorite from that site is couscous primavera. I enjoy telling this Moroccan girl I know about it every time I make just because it irritates her to hear the Italian word "primavera" attached to a couscous dish.
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#618251 - 09/17/14 06:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#618253 - 09/17/14 07:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I'm Greek?

Also, who is the slutty brunette?
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#618254 - 09/17/14 07:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You don't seem to be sure.
Imagine some tzaziki instead.

Then fuck yourself.

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#618255 - 09/17/14 07:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Then fuck yourself.


I think you'd rather I fuck you. It's clear you love me. Just admit it.
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#618256 - 09/17/14 07:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You might've gotten a bit creative there while being boring.

If you want to be dominated by someone pegging you out of a diabetic coma during a bondage session, get professional assistance to keep dangers in check.

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#618257 - 09/17/14 07:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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What should our safe word be?
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#618258 - 09/17/14 07:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You lovers' phrase could be "honey, honey... sugar, sugar..." and two short taps on the horse's cock getting rammed down your throat when that's impossible.


That Food Wishes guy's YouTube channel and blog look nice enough though.

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#618259 - 09/17/14 08:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I've decided our safe word shall be, "Klixen." It sounds vaguely German and ridiculous.

Foodwishes is by far the best cooking site out there.
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#618260 - 09/17/14 08:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You didn't read my suggestion carefully or hallucinated misguidedly.


The guy's talking seems a bit strange in the videos I saw.

And no Thug Kitchen for you?
It looked okay and all, but the constant "healthy" concepts were mildly cultish, although presented with humour.

This is what I understand to be cultish and questionable, for example:

Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I'm giving up meat for a while and going on a low-fat diet. After a particularly lazy summer, I visited my doctor and found out that I've gained a bit of weight. Worse though, my cholesterol is through the roof: 378!!!

Do whatever you think helps; the choices are endless and usually dogmatic.

I saw a guy on television many years ago who tended to belittle common dietary advice wherever he could.
For good reason - or so it seems.
He's a German food chemist and considered the following to be valid regarding the mediterranean diet:

- a small breakfast
- the main meal is eaten in the evening before going to bed
- substantially higher consumption of meats compared to Germany
- using a lot of fat
- cooking vegetables for a long time while swimming in fat to be able to ensure the absence of any vitamins in the fatty stuff
- generously salting dishes
- almost completely avoiding raw food
- not abiding any dietary rules we created
- not eating whole grain products while favouring white bread
- drinking alcohol

All in all, that would lead to a significantly reduced number of cardiovascular diseases compared to Germany.

Dietary advice might just be an odd cult.

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#618261 - 09/17/14 08:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I read your suggestions. The one thing I disagree with is about when to eat the largest meal of the day. In Greece, the main meal of the day is around 1pm. Then everyone goes to sleep, taking a "siesta." Later in the evening you might have a small snack or some appetizers (mezes) and drinks.

Oh, also, I haven't given up meat just yet. I checked my cholesterol with a home test and it was 195. I think the first test was messed up by not fasting correctly the night before.


Edited by Steezo (09/17/14 08:26 PM)
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#618265 - 09/17/14 08:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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So the kid comes right back from time out but he focuses like a laser beam on Steezo. I guess as long as Steezo wants this can continue.

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#618266 - 09/17/14 08:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It doesn't bother me as much as it does everyone else. I can sense the genuine affection behind its garbled attempts at communication.
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#618269 - 09/17/14 08:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Like Elephant Man?
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#618270 - 09/17/14 08:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Or the man in the iron mask. It is trapped by its inability to effectively communicate with the rest of us. It's clearly trying so hard, too.
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#618271 - 09/17/14 08:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Oh yeah, he "lurves" you. I had a similar incident with maged though I can't find it right now.

Edit: Here it is....creepy


Edited by Bornyo (09/17/14 08:59 PM)

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#618273 - 09/17/14 09:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Leave it alone, Bornyo! It's just like you to mock what you don't understand. It just needs to be loved and embraced. You just can't recognize true love when it's kicking you in the face with strangely worded verbiage!
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