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#300708 - 02/13/08 12:43 PM
What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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I know, we've already got lunch and breakfast, but this isn't about what you're having. It's about what you're cooking. I love winter because we have down time at work and I get to spend a lot of time in the kitchen.
Right now I've got a pot of 3 bean pork and beef chili simmering in the slow cooker. That's going to be divided up and frozen for quick fixes later on.
For dinner I'm breaking in the new Hamilton Beach with manicotti, bruschetta, french onion soup and caesar salad.
If anyone else wants to throw their hat into the kitchen, be my guest. Or if you just want to comment about how gay I sound right now, go right ahead.
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#300709 - 02/13/08 12:45 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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you have a nice ass
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#300711 - 02/13/08 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It got above 50 today, so I'm grilling steaks outside, always over charcoal, never propane.
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#300712 - 02/13/08 01:50 PM
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#300713 - 02/13/08 01:54 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm making manicotti tonight, too. bizarre.
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#300715 - 02/13/08 01:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm all kinds of whore! 
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#300716 - 02/13/08 02:08 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Just lemme know when you decide to bake a better-than-sex cake. I want pics.
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#300717 - 02/13/08 03:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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oh my god, my grandma used to make an actual cake called "the better than sex cake." once, when we sat down to eat it, i said to my grandpa, "you know, they say that this cake is better than sex." i was like nine and i got my ass beat down. 
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#300719 - 02/13/08 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Going out for dinner tonight with Bluesoul, the gf, Braverman and Sparky. The writers strike is over and life is back to normal (at least, until that stripper leaves town)!
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#300721 - 02/13/08 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It was excellent. Fuck Hank Hill.
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#300724 - 02/21/08 12:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Tonight I'm making Tandoori Machli using grouper marinated in ginger with chillies and upma-Indian cous-cous in a champagne and cardamom sauce.
There is a nice little market I discovered lately that has some of the best imported cous-cous, goat cheese, pita bread baklava and mamoul: perfect for making the perfect Eastern cuisine.
ceara: I really recommend Indian dishes for soiling your panties. 
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#300727 - 02/21/08 01:49 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i feel kind of better so i'm making this weird casserole thingy called "twice-baked potato pie." you squish a meatloaf-type base into a baking dish and cover it with mashed potatoes and cheddar cheese. bake it, then top with crumbled bacon, green onions and sour cream. heart attack in an 8 x8 pan.
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#300728 - 02/21/08 05:51 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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As of yesterday I'm officially laid off work for a month, so I've got nothing better to do than smoke dope, fuck and cook. This evening I fried some tocino (cured garlic pork) with steamed rice. My wife deep fried a huge batch of lumpia; a filipino version of spring rolls with a sweet chili sauce. We've got some kind of a double chocolate cheesecake thing in the fridge, but it'll have to wait till tomorrow. I ate so much I can barely move right now. 
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#300730 - 02/22/08 11:13 AM
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Who is this bono One guy? As far as I can tell he's a poster at ADT. I actually spent an hour lurking there this morning to find out, but all it did was cure my insomnia.
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#300732 - 02/22/08 10:36 PM
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Again, Loopnode and I are on the same wavelength. I do all of my cooking on Saturday, and for this Saturday, I'm cooking four Indian dishes: Mushrooms and potatoes cooked with garlic and ginger Cabbage with peas Bombay-style chicken with red split lentils Baked chicken and potato curry The prior Saturday: Sicilian couscous and fish/tomato sauce Roasted asparagus with penne and balsamic butter Pizza dough and accumulated pizza sauce from the freezer that was used for: a pizza made every night, Monday - Thursday with pepperoni, olives, onions, and green bell pepper (11 minutes at 500+ degrees on a baking stone). 
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#300733 - 02/22/08 10:47 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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You eat pizza Monday-Thursday?
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Tritone's mother..
That being said I need to bust out the Dijj-y and post up some pics of the parking lot stew the old lady makes on the weekenders.
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#300739 - 02/23/08 02:32 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm learning how to make split pea soup. No ham. Ham/pork is gross. I'm chomping down on celery as I prep. Might make some oatmeal, too. I'm hungry and freezing.
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#300740 - 02/23/08 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I had some wild boar last weekend. Gia maybe you just aren't eating the right kind of pigs.
I'm not cooking anything tonight. We're picking up half a cow from the processor early next week so it's going to be an orgy of steaks, ribs and roast for a while.
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#300744 - 02/23/08 08:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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in a moment of weakness i ate a shitload of taco flavored doritos.  okay, more like ten minutes of weakness and like half the bag.
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#300746 - 02/25/08 06:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I just got a HUGE pot of vegetable soup started. We "put up" a lot of veggies last summer. I threw in crushed and whole peeled tomatoes, kidney beans, cut corn, okra, green beans and black-eyed peas along with assorted spices (such as a rather large ham-hock  ). This will be for supper tomorrow night when I'll whip out a pan of cornbread (no sugar) to crumble up in it. It's about three gallons worth so I'll freeze what's left. The cow arrives Wednesday so this will be my last non-beef meal for quite a while. It's cooking in a stainless pot and I started to take a reflecto-porn photo to share with the board but that seemed unsanitary.
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#300747 - 02/25/08 07:52 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Bornyo, how much you want for the other half of that cow? I can smell bbq season just around the corner.
I've got a pork shoulder simmering in the slow cooker with apple cider vinegar, ketchup, molasses and spices. A couple of landscaping buddies who are also laid off are coming over tomorrow afternoon for pulled pork sandwiches, beer and an acoustic jam.
I love Gunker's idea of photographing the dish in progress. I was going to do this then looked around my kitchen and realized it was a fucking disaster area. I'll get around to pics after after the hazmat team gives clearance.
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#300748 - 02/25/08 08:08 PM
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I'll let you know what the final tally is, but we expect to pay about 1.80/lb for our side of beef packed and in our freezer. That's 1.80/lb for fillets, sirloins, ribeyes, eyerounds, porterhouse, ribs and Lord knows what else can be ground. You can buy a chest freezer and a side of beef for much less than you'd pay for the same amount in the store and I don;t care what store you go to- the taste doesn't compare.
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#300749 - 02/26/08 01:11 PM
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Human Garbage
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The price is great, but I forgot about the freezer factor. Some people will disagree with me, but the thought of a steak that has been frozen has about as much appeal to me as wrapping my cock in a condom.
I made four promises to my grandfather before he died: Never engage in faggotry, don't drink cheap Scotch, stay away from Asian cars, and never freeze a steak.
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#300750 - 02/26/08 08:37 PM
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I'll let you know what the final tally is, but we expect to pay about 1.80/lb for our side of beef packed and in our freezer. That's 1.80/lb for fillets, sirloins, ribeyes, eyerounds, porterhouse, ribs and Lord knows what else can be ground. You can buy a chest freezer and a side of beef for much less than you'd pay for the same amount in the store and I don;t care what store you go to- the taste doesn't compare.
This so reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode when she bought a 1/2 side of beef and tried to sell it at the butcher, very funny episode. 
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#300751 - 03/01/08 05:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Manhattan Clam Chowder (in progress)
Asparagus with Creamy Mustard-Lemon Sauce
Mashed Potatoes with Basil and Leeks
Fried Chicken (soaking in buttermilk/Chipotle Tabasco overnight)
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#300752 - 03/01/08 06:41 PM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Looks Great!!
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#300753 - 03/04/08 07:20 AM
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today's my husband's birthday, so i'm making all of his favorite shit: pulled pork, this au gratin potato casserole and green bean casserole. i should probably put this in the "crap food" thread.
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#300755 - 03/04/08 08:35 AM
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today's my husband's birthday, so i'm making all of his favorite shit: pulled pork, this au gratin potato casserole and green bean casserole. i should probably put this in the "crap food" thread.
Crush up some Viagra and add it to his food. Who knows maybe you could get a birthday present too.
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#300756 - 03/04/08 09:02 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Yesterday we had a 24 hour spring thaw so I spent the day cleaning my yard, running to the dump and drinking beer.
Decided to call a friend over for the first sirloin barbecue of the year, with baked sweet potato and curried onion.
Motherfucker. I was so drunk I forgot to check the propane level in the tank and ran out halfway through cooking. Smashed a few beer bottles against a tree in the front yard then ordered a pizza.
This afternoon I'm going to Home Depot to buy fittings, then I'm tapping into my gas line.
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