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#318853 - 05/01/08 06:47 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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My latest purchase was a "magicjack"

If you have broadband internet, it's a tiny thing the size of a matchbook you plug in a usb port, then plug in a regular phone. You get your own tel. number and it have voicemail to email and call forwarding.

The device is 20 bucks and the service (free anything US & Canada) is 20 bucks per year.

The best part is the little fucker works!

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#318854 - 05/01/08 03:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Handbag $18.00

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#318855 - 05/01/08 03:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Handbag $18.00




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#318856 - 05/01/08 03:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#318857 - 05/01/08 03:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Handbag $18.00








That's for the MILF. It retails for $59.00 but I got it for $18.00!

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#318858 - 05/01/08 03:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I also bought her a bottle of perfume for $119.00

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#318859 - 05/01/08 04:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

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Handbag $18.00








That's for the MILF. It retails for $59.00 but I got it for $18.00!




So you ARE Jewish!!!

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#318860 - 05/01/08 04:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Handbag $18.00








That's for the MILF. It retails for $59.00 but I got it for $18.00!




So you ARE Jewish!!!





Yup. I am also a smart consumer, and I never pay retail. I always gotta geta deal.

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#318861 - 05/01/08 07:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Nexxus Spray (thanks Gia, I will try it over the weekend when I blow my hair out), garbage bags, new dog collar, dog sweater (on sale) for next Winter for Harley.

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#318862 - 05/02/08 02:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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We just got Lowes' brand of homedepot-type big box fuckers here last month. I went down and picked up a stone chisel for $23.95 and it's been eating up flagstone like a motherfucker.
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#318863 - 05/03/08 12:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:





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#318864 - 05/03/08 02:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?
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#318865 - 05/03/08 03:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?




His mommy.

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#318866 - 05/03/08 05:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

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CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?



Theres a hot MILF is Russia and I plan to visit and I need to get her a great gift.

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#318867 - 05/03/08 05:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Anonymous
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Panzer, it's Russia. Just buy her a liter of gasoline. Or a Big Mac.

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#318868 - 05/04/08 05:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Quote:

Quote:

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CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?



Theres a hot MILF is Russia and I plan to visit and I need to get her a great gift.




Why didn't you buy it tax-free at the airport?
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#318869 - 05/04/08 07:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Panzer, it's Russia. Just buy her a liter of gasoline. Or a Big Mac.



Nah, it has to be a "WOW!" gift, and I can't carry a barrel of gasoline.

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#318870 - 05/04/08 07:14 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?



Theres a hot MILF is Russia and I plan to visit and I need to get her a great gift.




Why didn't you buy it tax-free at the airport?



Because tax free is expensive. Even if there is no tax it is still being marked up

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#318871 - 05/04/08 07:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?



Theres a hot MILF is Russia and I plan to visit and I need to get her a great gift.




Why didn't you buy it tax-free at the airport?



Because tax free is expensive. Even if there is no tax it is still being marked up




If it is over a certain amount of ml they may not let on the plane carrying it. Especially if it has the color of kerosene.
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#318872 - 05/04/08 07:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

If it is over a certain amount of ml they may not let on the plane carrying it. Especially if it has the color of kerosene.




I think that's only for carry-on items, no? I haven't flown in a while.

And Alex, I said a liter, not a barrel. I thought that was a WOW gift in Russia?

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#318873 - 05/04/08 01:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

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CHANEL COCO MADEMOISELLE Fresh Bath Gel for $47.50 for the MILF:




Alex, may I ask who the MILF is to whom you are refering in this thread?



Theres a hot MILF is Russia and I plan to visit and I need to get her a great gift.




Why didn't you buy it tax-free at the airport?



Because tax free is expensive. Even if there is no tax it is still being marked up




If it is over a certain amount of ml they may not let on the plane carrying it. Especially if it has the color of kerosene.



It will go into the cargo luggage. I hope that Russian customs will not steal it.

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#318874 - 05/04/08 01:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

If it is over a certain amount of ml they may not let on the plane carrying it. Especially if it has the color of kerosene.




I think that's only for carry-on items, no? I haven't flown in a while.

And Alex, I said a liter, not a barrel. I thought that was a WOW gift in Russia?



Yeah, you said liter but in Russia a litter isnt much. A barrell is a WOW.

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#318875 - 05/04/08 04:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Just gor myself a 2lb tub of N.O. Plasmacore for $38.39:



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#318876 - 05/04/08 06:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

I just bought Cooking Mama for the Wii.




Dude.

Hell's Kitchen AND Cooking Mama?

Where's the "Top Chef" postings?

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#318877 - 05/04/08 06:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
$329.76 on groceries.
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#318878 - 05/11/08 09:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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$5.99 for 5.0oz tube of Nivea Face Wash for Men

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#318879 - 05/11/08 02:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
$9.99 for "Taste of Home's" new 'picnics, potlucks, & barbeques' cooking magazine. it promises 244 sizzling grilled entrees, crowd-pleasing casseroles and frosty desserts. it's like cooking for fat people, by fat people. i bought the last issue.
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#318880 - 05/11/08 03:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
28.09 liters of gasoline. Total EUR 43.23
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#318881 - 05/11/08 04:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
I just found a Linksys wireless-G router with SpeedBooster

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#318882 - 05/12/08 05:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
4 french cuff dress shirts at $8.00 each.

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#318883 - 05/12/08 07:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
these


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Edited by tattypatty (05/12/08 08:41 PM)
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#318884 - 05/12/08 07:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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and these [image]http://[/image]

(in pink)


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Edited by tattypatty (05/12/08 08:43 PM)
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#318885 - 05/12/08 08:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
How much for those and these?

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#318886 - 05/12/08 08:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....


Edited by tattypatty (05/12/08 08:39 PM)
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#318887 - 05/12/08 08:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....



I dont pay that much for sneakers and underwear. $50 is tops for sneakers and $4.00 tops for the underwear.

You gotta copy the URL of the attachment and then edit the post and click on the "image" link, the window will appear and you paste the URL there and preass ADD.

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#318888 - 05/12/08 08:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:


ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....




Copy the attachment URL (in the case of the 2nd attachment the URL is http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/314070-images.jpg ), click on edit and under the Insant UBB code click Image then paste this url.
Likewise, you can edit the original message and just insert [img]link.url[/img]

You can read more about UBB codes here. I hope this helps.
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#318889 - 05/12/08 08:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Thanks dude. Sorry for being such a newbie for so long. Computers are NOT my thing.
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#318890 - 05/12/08 08:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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^ One helpful hint that took me a while to figure out: you can't just cut and paste the url by right clicking on the url itself. You have to actually click it and cut and paste from the address bar.
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#318891 - 05/12/08 08:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
An ASUS EEE PC. The new 900 series.

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#318892 - 05/12/08 08:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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and this! (yeah i like to shop).


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Edited by tattypatty (05/12/08 08:48 PM)
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#318893 - 05/12/08 08:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Thanks dude. Sorry for being such a newbie for so long. Computers are NOT my thing.



You gotta learn computers

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#318894 - 05/13/08 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

these


Very very cute. I like those alot.

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#318895 - 05/13/08 08:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

4 french cuff dress shirts at $8.00 each.


WOW you are a cheap fuck, a shirt for 8 dollars, where the fuck do you live or better yet where the fuck do you shop? They must be that hard cotton like the sheets they sell on the sidewalk for Queen size for only 30.00.

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#318896 - 05/13/08 08:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....


Aww you wear tighty whitey, no, wear the boxer briefs, they're very sexy.

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#318897 - 05/13/08 09:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....


Aww you wear tighty whitey, no, wear the boxer briefs, they're very sexy.



I wear boxer brief. All of them are black, so the skidmarks camos in.

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#318898 - 05/13/08 09:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....



They are like the 80's design. BTW, the American Apparel is a gay company.

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#318899 - 05/13/08 09:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....



They are like the 80's design. BTW, the American Apparel is a gay company.


Thanks for the info, wow you are a walking machine of knowledge.

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#318900 - 05/13/08 09:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....



They are like the 80's design. BTW, the American Apparel is a gay company.


Thanks for the info, wow you are a walking machine of knowledge.



I try to be up-to-date when it comes to PK (Product Knowledge).

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#318901 - 05/13/08 10:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221


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#318902 - 05/13/08 11:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

The shoes were 125 and the drawers were 15. Lacoste and American Apparel,respectively.

ps. how do I make the image actually appear in the box, as opposed to an attachment above? Thx in advance....


Aww you wear tighty whitey, no, wear the boxer briefs, they're very sexy.




Cheers, luv. Hey Alex, thanx for the 'gay' stab, you dumb shylock mother fucker. From a guy obsessed with the anus, it's pretty much a meaningless jab. Keep buying the cheapest, crappiest rags you can find and I'll keep wearing tasteful clothes, working out sensibly without scam supplements, and getting laid on a (semi
) regular basis. The door is still open when I hit Jew York. If you can find quality shoes for the price you quoted, I'll buy us both a pair and dinner on top of it. And like I said before:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fW_QCRGvT-g

And ask around. Women ALWAYS look at the shoes...


Edited by tattypatty (05/13/08 11:36 PM)
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