It was a guy who was selling motorcycle helmet and he talks about how he bought it for his then fiancee to go riding with him, then launches into a 1000 word diatribe about how he married this woman and how she made his life a living hell. The details don't really matter. It's the standard married guy story. We've all heard/experienced it.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."