I am kind of a fan of whore tattoos, so that is not an issue to me. They're kind of truth-in-advertising for what you're going to get, which is a damaged woman. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. I liked Ryan's original hip tattoo quite a bit when she was getting sodomized during her first go-round 15 years ago. And she wears the 25 pounds extremely well. Girl is thick. She was a great fuck when she was escorting, with a nice pliable anus.

I checked out her "music" on YouTube recently. Holy mackerel. It's kind of like Cher but without musicality. And she's got her daughter Dylan Phoenix dripping hot wax all over her like in a Kink.com bondage video. I bet one could book the two of them as escorts and have mother and daughter eat each other's boxes.