Brandon is far too modest. His tool has been sliced and diced via MRI and studied from every angle at the Kinsey Institute and has been declared the perfect white male specimen. It has been code named "white asparagus" by John Thompson in honor of the German love of chopping on white asparagus.

Even Obama has expressed his love for Brandon's member and in the interest of racial harmony and as a salute to BWC he has scheduled a special ceremony in the Rose Garden where surrounded by rose pricks he will present Brandon with our nations highest honor by placing the cock ring of the unknown soldier around his cock and balls and declaring Brandon and his package to be the epitome of the all American alpha male.

In addition as Brandon exits the ceremony stage left, Monica Lewinisky will be on hand to give Brandon's cock a deep and heartfelt gurgle as the television cameras zoom in on the sexy moment for the benefit of young American girls who are just beginning their cock sucking adventures.