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#62812 - 10/12/04 07:11 PM the truth revealed
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do not work with this man



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#62813 - 10/12/04 07:13 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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LOL kyoto has to just keep pushing jrv's buttons and i admire him for that.
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#62814 - 10/12/04 07:14 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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who s John Garfield??
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#62815 - 10/12/04 07:15 PM Re: the truth revealed
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When in New york we can have that wine, beer and vodka I hope Melissa
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#62816 - 10/12/04 07:15 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
oohh hhooo....it is going to start up again.
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#62817 - 10/12/04 07:16 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

who s John Garfield??






I have a new favorite quote. Its so simple its perfect and sums up this whole feud to a TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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#62818 - 10/12/04 07:17 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Quote:

who s John Garfield??




exactly

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#62819 - 10/12/04 07:18 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:

Quote:

who s John Garfield??






I have a new favorite quote. Its so simple its perfect and sums up this whole feud to a TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.




I think Melissa has landed the hardest most innocent blow to the whole fued..
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#62820 - 10/12/04 07:19 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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I m sorry guys, but i ve seen his name here lately and i don t know WHO THE HELL he is.
Someone tell?
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#62821 - 10/12/04 07:20 PM Re: the truth revealed
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

who s John Garfield??






I have a new favorite quote. Its so simple its perfect and sums up this whole feud to a TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.




Make DAMN sure you attribute it-maybe include date & time, too. Don't bother with the thread, as it will be gone soon.

Bornyo

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#62822 - 10/12/04 07:21 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

I m sorry guys, but i ve seen his name here lately and i don t know WHO THE HELL he is.
Someone tell?





Ohh stop, please make her stop, im laughing so hard i think i popped a testicle, i can't take any more.


Quote:

I think Melissa has landed the hardest most innocent blow to the whole fued..




So very, very, very, very TRUE.
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#62823 - 10/12/04 07:22 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Kyoto comes in after the break looking to finish this fight ,but is this some strategy John is using ?as he comes in Kyoto is leaving himself open to recieve a knockout blow........
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#62824 - 10/12/04 07:22 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Come on, guys!!!n

I don t know the whole fuckin' world.
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#62825 - 10/12/04 07:22 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Quote:

I m sorry guys, but i ve seen his name here lately and i don t know WHO THE HELL he is.
Someone tell?




he claims to be male talent. he can't provide any scenes he's been in. he's a fraud who uses massive (no pun intended) amounts of steroids.

also, my east coast sources say he has herpes.

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#62826 - 10/12/04 07:24 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Well,

1) I ve NEVER heard his name anywhere til now except these last days here.

2) if it s you dude, on the pic, stop the steroids!

3)...that s it. Not much to say about someone i dont know.
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#62827 - 10/12/04 07:25 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

I don t know the whole fuckin' world.





Times 8. Meliss irons is great. We love you Meliss.
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#62828 - 10/12/04 07:26 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Hey Monkey, can you make me a "porn fuckin master" too?

I m tired of being a quasarman wannabe. Gotta post like crazy...
(oh, fuck, i m a kid vegas wannabe...same shit)


Edited by melissa_lauren (10/12/04 07:29 PM)
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#62829 - 10/12/04 07:28 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:



2) if it s you dude, on the pic, stop the steroids!









OMG, OMG, OMG. I don't think anyone saw this turn of events in the feud, this is unbelievable, out of no where meliss has her two cents on the garfield. In a state of shock. (slow motion for me)
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#62830 - 10/12/04 07:30 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
I saw it.....laughed (my silent thoughts were finally confirmed publicly)and then just shook my head....she doesn't realize that she is now landing he blows..and funny thing is..she isn't trying to.
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#62831 - 10/12/04 07:31 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Quote:

Quote:



2) if it s you dude, on the pic, stop the steroids!









OMG, OMG, OMG. I don't think anyone saw this turn of events in the feud, this is unbelievable, out of no where meliss has her two cents on the garfield. In a state of shock. (slow motion for me)





OK,

I dont know what "having her two cents on him" means.

I m just speaking my mind. I like nice bodies but nut Pumper-style.
Some may like it. I dont.

And this is the perfect board to say what you think, right?
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#62832 - 10/12/04 07:32 PM Re: the truth revealed
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Hey Monkey, can you make me a "porn fuckin master" too?

I m tired of being a quasarman wannabe. Gotta post like crazy...
(oh, fuck, i m a kid vegas wannabe...same shit)




get 300 posts and you'll be an Astrux contract girl.

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#62833 - 10/12/04 07:32 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Hey Monkey, can you make me a "porn fuckin master" too?




Hey baby, i don't sway that much power around here, i Would have to offer my ass for 6 whole months to the people in the jm offices like jrv did to move up that far on the ladder, thats snake in the grass style. (strut for me now)
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#62834 - 10/12/04 07:32 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Quote:

I saw it.....laughed (my silent thoughts were finally confirmed publicly)and then just shook my head....she doesn't realize that she is now landing he blows..and funny thing is..she isn't trying to.




I m such a trouble maker.
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#62835 - 10/12/04 07:33 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Hey Monkey, can you make me a "porn fuckin master" too?




Hey baby, i don't sway that much power around here, i Would have to offer my ass for 6 whole months to the people in the jm offices like jrv did to move up that far on the ladder, thats snake in the grass style. (strut for me now)




I thought you got special Monkey Mod powers. You don t then
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#62836 - 10/12/04 07:35 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Instant classic thread and the fact jrv hates it just makes me smile more. It came from nowhere.
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#62837 - 10/12/04 07:37 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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hey Chico Travieso just gave me an idea.

Why not a "Chat with John Garfield" tomorrow? Invite him so we can know each other
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#62838 - 10/12/04 07:37 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

I thought you got special Monkey Mod powers.





Nope the monkey isn't even a person, Monkey is actually three people, All three of us are sitcom writers for NBC funny enough.
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#62839 - 10/12/04 07:38 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:

hey Chico Travieso just gave me an idea.

Why not a "Chat with John Garfield" tomorrow? Invite him so we can know each other




I second that motion
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#62840 - 10/12/04 07:39 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Annnnndddd there you have it folks John who seemed to vanish after his confidant statements in the middle rounds was stopped at 1015 pm pacific standard time with aflurry of blows to the head by the lovley little lady who wasnt even in the ring in the early rounds and appears to have unwittingly knocked John the fuck out just when this fight was taking a turn ,Where I dont know but we also dont have the final stats yet,lets go back to the video .........
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#62841 - 10/12/04 07:40 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Posts: 797
Quote:

Quote:

I thought you got special Monkey Mod powers.





Nope the monkey isn't even a person, Monkey is actually three people, All three of us are sitcom writers for NBC funny enough.




The Monkey is nobody but everybody at the same time.
The Monkey is a smart ass, cynic, mean person.
Love ya, marmoset!
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#62842 - 10/12/04 07:42 PM Re: the truth revealed
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

I thought you got special Monkey Mod powers. You don t then



He has better than special mod powers - he has that baseball bat.
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#62843 - 10/12/04 07:45 PM Re: the truth revealed
kyoto Offline
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this thread buried John Garfield under a steaming pile of horse-shit. at the moment he's shooting roids and crying next to his mom's maggot infested corpse.

I'd like to thank everyome who contributed especially kyoto, Melissa Lauren, and the monkey.


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#62844 - 10/12/04 07:46 PM Re: the truth revealed
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Quote:

I thought you got special Monkey Mod powers.





Nope the monkey isn't even a person, Monkey is actually three people, All three of us are sitcom writers for NBC funny enough.


alright which one of you bastards is my father? (do the hustle)
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#62845 - 10/12/04 07:47 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
yeah but you got some lucky help...you made more cheap shots than the Pistons in 1991.
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#62846 - 10/12/04 07:49 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Quote:

yeah but you got some lucky help...you made more cheap shots than the Pistons in 1991.




how dare you insult the Pistons! back-to-back in 90 and 91 and 2004 champs. beat that, baby!

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#62847 - 10/12/04 07:51 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Hey Monkey,

don t be sulking cause i called ya Marmoset.
A marmoset is kinda cute. It makes a lot of noise, is mean, and kinda like you.

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#62848 - 10/12/04 07:53 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
they were dirty...and 1991 was the bulls...I remember cause that was the year I graduated HS....

the back to back was 89 and 90
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#62849 - 10/12/04 07:56 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Quote:

they were dirty...and 1991 was the bulls...I remember cause that was the year I graduated HS....

the back to back was 89 and 90




yeah, you're right. but they still won. I don't care how they did it

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#62850 - 10/12/04 07:57 PM Re: the truth revealed
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Instant classic thread and the fact jrv hates it just makes me smile more. It came from nowhere.



Actually, this is hilarious: Melissa's "accidental" zinger is great, as good as the DoronD line a while back.

kyoto just needs to remember that wild accusations is cyberspace that cost people work in the real world are not OK.
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#62851 - 10/12/04 07:58 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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what was that Doron D line???
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#62852 - 10/12/04 07:59 PM Re: the truth revealed
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
I just believe in a fair fight...you know one on one....
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#62853 - 10/12/04 08:14 PM Re: the truth revealed
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Quote:

Instant classic thread and the fact jrv hates it just makes me smile more. It came from nowhere.



Actually, this is hilarious: Melissa's "accidental" zinger is great, as good as the DoronD line a while back.

kyoto just needs to remember that wild accusations is cyberspace that cost people work in the real world are not OK.


co-sign
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#62854 - 10/12/04 08:26 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Great thread! Melissa quiets the crowd with a knockout.

viva le france
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#62855 - 10/12/04 08:26 PM Re: the truth revealed
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

what was that Doron D line???



Hmmm... I can't find the quote now. It went something like "I'v never seen one as small as DoronD's one". I think Smelly Monkey used it as a signature line for a while.
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#62856 - 10/12/04 08:33 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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oh yeah, that one...
God, i make great lines when i tell the truth then.
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#62857 - 10/12/04 08:41 PM Re: the truth revealed
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It is nice to C I leave the board for 1 hr & there is already a 41 post thread about Me when I come back now where were We at..oh yeah, fagoto was talking shit about killing My mother...U know, now that I think about it, Momma Garfield would even beat the shit out of that little gaysian fuck, U know She is no joke...I joined the CORPS for 4 yrs just to get away from her, she is the toughest old broad I know so best of luck to the gaysian with that thought & about Me having herpes I thought only fags get that shit..so U R a prime candidate


Edited by JOHN GARFIELD (10/12/04 09:07 PM)
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#62858 - 10/12/04 08:43 PM Re: the truth revealed
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

It is nice to C I leave the board for 1 hr & there is already a 41 post thread about Me when I come back now where were We at..oh yeah, fagoto was talking shit about killing My mother...U know, now that I think about it, Momma Garfield would even beat the shit out of that little gaysian fuck, U know She is no joke...I joined the CORPS for 4 yrs just to get away from her, she is the toughest old broad I know so best of luck to the gaysian with that thought




Wow did you duck melissa lauren like heavyweights did to sonny liston in the 60's.
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#62859 - 10/12/04 08:44 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Posts: 797
Quote:

It is nice to C I leave the board for 1 hr & there is already a 41 post thread about Me when I come back now where were We at..oh yeah, fagoto was talking shit about killing My mother...U know, now that I think about it, Momma Garfield would even beat the shit out of that little gaysian fuck, U know She is no joke...I joined the CORPS for 4 yrs just to get away from her, she is the toughest old broad I know so best of luck to the gaysian with that thought




Hey,

Not meaning to hurt your feelings but who are you? A new performer?
cause no one would answeer explicitely.

Regards,

Melissa
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#62860 - 10/12/04 08:48 PM Re: the truth revealed
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Yes, I have done about 15 films all for smaller east coast companies & am not looking, nor needing to make a career out of it, it is just a hobby & fun for Me at this point & I make a good enough living at My normal job
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#62861 - 10/12/04 08:51 PM Re: the truth revealed
melissa Offline
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Quote:

Yes, I have done about 15 films all for smaller east coast companies & am not looking, nor needing to make a career out of it, it is just a hobby & fun for Me at this point & I make a good enough living at My normal job




Ok...thanks. are all the muscles on the picture yours?
Or it s not you?
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