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#628493 - 06/25/15 08:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
It felt really weird making BBQ sober. I usually start sipping on some Maker's when I light the grill, get completely drunk and wind up thinking I've ruined everything and then am pleasantly surprised when it turns out great.


I have been to this dance before and I couldn't have put it better.

Back in college about a quarter-century ago, I cooked in a Rib joint, but I can't remember doing a day of it sober. Looks damn good, Steez.

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#628502 - 06/26/15 08:31 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Artisan ribs. Looks fantastic.
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#628504 - 06/26/15 09:03 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#628544 - 06/28/15 08:38 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Those ribs look damn good.
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#628686 - 07/03/15 03:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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we're grilling some NY Strips; and poaching a piece of salmon

then grilling some baby asparagus and I made some gorgonzola butter for them.

then we'll sit around and wait for the smelly pee to arrive.

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#628717 - 07/04/15 08:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Not. My ink guy's family is doing the cooking. I did make a nice pasta salad though.
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#628720 - 07/04/15 03:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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#628811 - 07/08/15 11:50 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I bought a bottle of Soy Vay Veri Veri Teriyaki marinade last week at Jack's 99c store for $0.99 and couple of days ago marinated some jumbo chicken breasts that I got for $1.99/pound around $8 per pack. Today was the 3rd day of the process and the pieces tasted ohh so heavenly and I grilled them.

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#628827 - 07/09/15 05:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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As I mentioned in another thread, an eagle stole the only fresh salmon I've caught this year. Luckily I have some left over from last year. It was caught, cleaned, filleted, vacuum-sealed and frozen all within a few hours, then kept in a chest freezer for the past year. I can't believe how great it looks. The color almost looks fake.



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#628834 - 07/10/15 12:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some mixed meat tacos. Alredy eat 5 of them.

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#628837 - 07/10/15 05:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep
I bought a bottle of Soy Vay Veri Veri Teriyaki marinade last week at Jack's 99c store for $0.99 and couple of days ago marinated some jumbo chicken breasts that I got for $1.99/pound around $8 per pack. Today was the 3rd day of the process and the pieces tasted ohh so heavenly and I grilled them.


What?! That stuff is usually $6.99. I didn't see it at Jack's the other day. Bought a stack of 5 wooden coat hangers for $1.

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#628839 - 07/10/15 07:33 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I think these two are headed for a "meet cute" in the near future, reaching for the same expired food product at Jack's 99¢ Store.

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#628840 - 07/10/15 09:13 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeep
I bought a bottle of Soy Vay Veri Veri Teriyaki marinade last week at Jack's 99c store for $0.99 and couple of days ago marinated some jumbo chicken breasts that I got for $1.99/pound around $8 per pack. Today was the 3rd day of the process and the pieces tasted ohh so heavenly and I grilled them.


What?! That stuff is usually $6.99. I didn't see it at Jack's the other day. Bought a stack of 5 wooden coat hangers for $1.

This kind of shit for this kind of low price dont last long on the shelves:


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#628858 - 07/11/15 10:20 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
As I mentioned in another thread, an eagle stole the only fresh salmon I've caught this year. Luckily I have some left over from last year. It was caught, cleaned, filleted, vacuum-sealed and frozen all within a few hours, then kept in a chest freezer for the past year. I can't believe how great it looks. The color almost looks fake.



Wow. That looks delish.
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#628926 - 07/15/15 09:16 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Stir fry - Chicken tenderloins, peppers, red onion, carrots, celery and cabbage seasoned with Slap yo mamma, garlic, salt, pepper, soy sauce and a dab of liquid smoke. Served over yellow rice.
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#628934 - 07/15/15 11:56 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Marinaded some chicken breasts in Lawry's Teriyaki marinade and also marinaded some chicken thighs in Open Pit BBQ sauce with a bit of soy sauce.

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#628940 - 07/15/15 03:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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basil chicken
roasted potatoes
brussel sprouts in garlic butter sauce
cheap beer
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#628944 - 07/15/15 05:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some BBQ Chicken Taco meat with BBQ water. And just put the marinaded thights on skewers into the oven.

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#628972 - 07/18/15 08:11 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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experimenting with beef vindaloo
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#628991 - 07/19/15 08:55 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Get some kaopectate
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#629016 - 07/19/15 11:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some teriyaki chicken in honey mustard sauce with a hint of buffalo sauce.

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#629036 - 07/20/15 10:27 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made 8x 32oz containers of decaffeinated iced tea and working on 2.67 pounds of chicken breast that I will marinade in Lawry's Tuscan Sun-Fried Tomato marinade.

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#629047 - 07/21/15 02:03 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Two and two-thirds pounds of chicken?! For one person?

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#629048 - 07/21/15 02:18 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Two and two-thirds pounds of chicken?! For one person?

That's like for 3-4 days

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#629108 - 07/22/15 11:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I cooked-up some bleach spray by combining 16oz of bleach, 16oz of tap water and around 30 drops of home fragrance oil.

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#629143 - 07/25/15 05:52 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Let us know how well that pairs with your entrees.

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#629144 - 07/25/15 06:12 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I thought he was using it to speed up his paltry inheritance.

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#629149 - 07/25/15 07:43 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Nah its for the three days past its expiration meat he finds on sale.
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#629257 - 07/29/15 12:23 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just seasoned 10x drumsticks overnight in Montreal Chicken Seasoning.

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#629259 - 07/29/15 09:19 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Fried up some pork tenderloin this morning and had an egg and locally grown tomato with them on toast
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#629260 - 07/29/15 04:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Did the drumsticks but also added some sour cream into the marinade. Also made Catalina dip from a Kraft powder that expired in the March of last year.

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#629263 - 07/29/15 07:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I made plantain chips in the oven on a cookie sheet.

Also soaked oats overnight in the fridge for chilled raw oatmeal tmrw.

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#629277 - 07/30/15 08:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Tranzer's food entries sound like what's cooking during the Zombie Apocalypse.
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#629281 - 07/31/15 08:27 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I love oatmeal with raisins, brown sugar and butter. Gia's nightmare I'm sure. lol
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#629284 - 07/31/15 05:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I do blueberries and cinnamon.

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#629303 - 08/01/15 09:17 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Grilled a strip steak with onions and baby peppers. Medium. Also corn on the cob for brunch today.
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#629304 - 08/01/15 09:18 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Grilled a strip steak with onions and baby peppers. Medium. Also corn on the cob for brunch today.
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#629328 - 08/02/15 10:12 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a BBQ Lemon Pepper & Garlic Chicken Gyro with Peppers and Onions.

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#629330 - 08/02/15 05:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I was going to say "Approved!" but then I saw the name of the chef.

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#629339 - 08/03/15 06:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Grilling some burgers and hot dogs for the bathroom workers.
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#629359 - 08/04/15 11:07 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
I was going to say "Approved!" but then I saw the name of the chef.

The name was hacked. It should be "Moe Lesta".


Just made some hot dogs with Hillshire Farms Spicy Italian sausages, Russian sauerkraut and the Koop's Arizona Heat mustard that I got at Stop & Shop yesterday.

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#629365 - 08/04/15 04:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Hatfield's Texas Smokehouse, Dry Rub Seasoned, Pork Loin Fillet

Sliced Tomatoes w/ Ken's Lite Northern Italian Salad Dressing

Potato Salad

Corn on the Cob

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#629369 - 08/04/15 08:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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That looks great. Are you sure I didn't cook it?
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#629402 - 08/08/15 05:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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3 NY strip steaks

2 pieces of salmon

grilled. so nice to be home

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#629409 - 08/09/15 08:59 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
That looks great. Are you sure I didn't cook it?


There were no empty liquor bottles and strippers strewn about, so i believe i was the cook.
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#629687 - 08/25/15 11:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made 3+ pounds of Russian Salad with Dollar Tree ingredients [less the mayo; Costco].

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#629737 - 09/01/15 06:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Baking 6x ketchup wingarangs

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#629738 - 09/01/15 07:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Tranzer
Baking 6x ketchup wingarangs


Damnit! He's turned into Jeffrey Dahmer.

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#629745 - 09/02/15 01:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just marinaded some 3.2 pounds of finely-knifed chicken breast with my own "Tripple Marinade" which consisted of:

+ Kikoman Soy Sauce
+ Kraft Greek Vinaigrettte Extra Virgin Olive Oil Dressing [expired in May 23, 2014]
+World Harbors Lemon Pepper & Garlic Marinade

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#629746 - 09/02/15 01:53 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Tranzer
Baking 6x ketchup wingarangs


Damnit! He's turned into Jeffrey Dahmer.

Wings + Batarangs

I figured that if I can break the bones in the wings then I could fit them better into the baking dish, and they are easier to eat.

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