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Typical? Brilliant! I'm going to start my own company so the company publicist can announce my own trials and tribulations to the world.

"FLASH: SMILING ARAB DINING AT BENNIGANS."

"FLASH: SMILING ARAB DINING AT BENNIGANS, ORDERS 'WING DINGS' (UPDATED)"

"ALERT! SMILING ARAB IS UNROLLING A TUMS!"

The possibilities are, well, sad, but then so is the spokesmodel for Robert Friedland Productions.



I think the Arab news might just be more interesting.
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