Typical? Brilliant! I'm going to start my own company so the company publicist can announce my own trials and tribulations to the world.
"FLASH: SMILING ARAB DINING AT BENNIGANS."
"FLASH: SMILING ARAB DINING AT BENNIGANS, ORDERS 'WING DINGS' (UPDATED)"
"ALERT! SMILING ARAB IS UNROLLING A TUMS!"
The possibilities are, well, sad, but then so is the spokesmodel for Robert Friedland Productions.
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