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#319553 - 09/20/08 03:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319554 - 09/20/08 04:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Will you buy some rope to hang yourself with?
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#319555 - 09/20/08 07:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Careful, Vin. Gunker might think that smacks of fascism, too.

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#319556 - 09/21/08 05:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Baby shower gift . 35 bucks. What a gyp....


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#319557 - 09/21/08 05:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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babies don't need shoes, silly patty.

cute, though.
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#319558 - 09/21/08 06:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319559 - 09/21/08 08:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Salmon at Trader Joes
Scotch tape
Thermal underwear
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#319560 - 09/21/08 08:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: Great America

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#319561 - 09/22/08 07:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Orange Gatorade 16 ounce (sorry G.) $1.39
Matrix Biolage Gel..$15.99
Panty Shields....3.29
Scope.....3.99
Pampers Baby Wipes 3.19
Paper Towels Viva 2.29 (so much better than Bounty)
Fresh Step Cat Litter...4.19
Solid Gold Beef Dog Food....58.99 (33lb Bag)
Toms Toothpaste...3.89
Shower to Shower Body Powder....3.29
Secret Gel Deodorant (Vanilla)....3.99
That's about it. Just standards

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#319562 - 09/23/08 08:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Solid Gold Beef Dog Food....58.99 (33lb Bag)






The dog eats better than the boss! I'll never understand.
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#319563 - 09/23/08 10:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Solid Gold Beef Dog Food....58.99 (33lb Bag)






The dog eats better than the boss! I'll never understand.


Free, my dogs have NO health issues, their coats are like velvet and their shit doesnt stink which is important cause (I gotta pick it up..ewwww) here if a nosey fucking liberal sees you not pick it up they're very quick on their cellphone to call the police, I already had a 100.00 ticket.
But yes my animals are my children, would you feed your children garbage? There have been many dog foods recalled, never once were any brands I feed ever recalled.

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#319564 - 09/23/08 11:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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isn't it safe to say that untended dog shit is equally reviled by both democrats and republicans?
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#319565 - 09/23/08 12:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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agreed. Pick up your fucking DOG SHIT!
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#319566 - 09/23/08 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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isn't it safe to say that untended dog shit is equally reviled by both democrats and republicans?





Yes, but they tend to blame each other for not picking it up.

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#319567 - 09/23/08 02:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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if obama is elected, all dog shit will vanish into thin air. actually, dogs won't even need to crap anymore at all! like magic, people!
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#319568 - 09/23/08 06:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 bottles of the following aromatherapy fragrance oil:
-Passion Fruit & Guava
-Velvet Tuberose
-Lilac Blossom

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#319569 - 09/23/08 06:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Juvaderm
Veri Veri Teriyaki Sauce
A manicure
Dermalogica sunscreen
Maile mustard
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#319570 - 09/23/08 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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isn't it safe to say that untended dog shit is equally reviled by both democrats and republicans?


We call the yuppies in my area liberals. I didnt mean it the way you understood it, sorry for the confusion.

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#319571 - 09/24/08 05:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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K, let's get this back on track with a doozy.

A bespoke dress shirt: $254.25. I have been waiting for a month to pick it up. We spent forever going over everything from the buttons, stitching, fabric etc. It is the single most beautiful garment I have ever owned. I cannot stop staring at it. This is definitely the way to go for dressy stuff...


Edited by tattypatty (09/24/08 05:20 PM)
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#319572 - 09/24/08 05:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I usually never pay more than $10.00 per shirt.

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#319573 - 09/24/08 05:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kenneth Cole shoes - $51.20

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#319574 - 09/25/08 01:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hundreds of dollas worth Spider-Man party supplies and other Spidey shit and a Spidey cake.

BalloOoooOns!

Magic 8-Ball

But the most important purchase is the love of a 3 year old boy. For the week at least. That shit dont come cheap.

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#319575 - 09/25/08 04:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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But the most important purchase is the love of a 3 year old boy.




You need to purchase your own kid's love? I pity the kid for having you as a mother.

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#319576 - 09/25/08 07:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

But the most important purchase is the love of a 3 year old boy.




You need to purchase your own kid's love? I pity the kid for having you as a mother.






Yeah me too. Poor little guy. Must suck having me as a mom.
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#319577 - 09/25/08 09:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You should have thought about that, before you got yourself impregnated.

It's never too late for a post-natal abortion. Think about it!
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#319578 - 09/25/08 11:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You should have thought about that, before you got yourself impregnated.

It's never too late for a post-natal abortion. Think about it!




Maybe it will be my next latest purchase. I'll keep ya posted. Or maybe you will see me on " I fucking love female mugshots".
Only kidding.........
My son is awesome. The whole "purchase of love/affection" runs in my family. Money makes the world go 'round. If ya got it use it.

Oh ya and I just bought a pack of Camel Lights and 2 Bic Lighters the mini kind.

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#319579 - 09/25/08 11:31 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$13.77 for 3.671 gallons of regular gas to fill the motorcycle. That'll take me about 200 miles. I love my new toy.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#319580 - 09/25/08 07:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kenneth Cole belt $27.00 and a Colibri pendant necklace for $13.00. I also just won the same pendant on eBay for $0.99 so I will have to get a refund for that $13.00 pendant.

I kinda feel bad about buying the pendant, because the person that sold it just lost her job and she has like 3 kids, and she now sells a lot of their possessions in order to feed the family. I was the only one to bid on the pendant because she listed it as a "children's" pendent, but in reality it is for adult men, the pendant is just short.

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#319581 - 09/25/08 11:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A copy of the Black Summer graphic novel by Warren Ellis. I love his work, but by god if I ever meet that man I am going to kick him right in the nuts.
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#319582 - 09/26/08 06:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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All different shades of Grey felt high heeled boots....218.00 (MiuMiu)

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#319583 - 09/26/08 09:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319584 - 09/26/08 08:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 of the following aromatheraphy fragrance oils from Bath and Body Works at $3.00 each:

-Cinnamon Stick
-Spiced Cider
-Autumn Apple

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#319585 - 09/27/08 04:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319586 - 09/27/08 12:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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That's fucking awesome, that's my next big purchase. I like the VAIO very much.

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#319587 - 09/27/08 03:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A couple of silver sleeper hoops (earrings) and:


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Edited by tattypatty (09/27/08 03:24 PM)
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#319588 - 09/28/08 03:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Halloween Kelly Doll and an Imaginext Robot Dinosaur.

It's extremely loud and annoying, after 12 hours non-stop. I still find it fucking awesome.


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#319589 - 09/28/08 03:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I fucking love my vaio! Ive had 3! Excellent choice!
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#319590 - 09/28/08 03:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

All different shades of Grey felt high heeled boots....218.00 (MiuMiu)



Lets see a pic of these new boots!
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#319591 - 09/29/08 04:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Moxxie,

The VAIO is great, but I think I'm going to downgrade to XP. God I hate Vista!

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#319592 - 09/29/08 05:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Have2, that's a bad ass machine!

DVDs...Forbidden Zone (in color), Golden Girls Season 6, Frosty's Wonderland, Reservoir Dogs/Bad Lieutenant double feature. Not all of these were for me...honest.
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#319593 - 09/29/08 07:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2 Western Digital 500GB hard drives at $60.00 each

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#319594 - 09/29/08 07:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm guessing it takes less than three weeks for Panzer to fry these hard drives the way he's fried the rest of them. Maybe two weeks if he really is trying to surpass Fatman's 2 TB Porn collection.

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#319595 - 09/29/08 07:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Moxxie,

The VAIO is great, but I think I'm going to downgrade to XP. God I hate Vista!




try ubuntu

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#319596 - 09/29/08 07:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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white mesh tank top $10
basic black dress from target $26
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#319597 - 09/29/08 07:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fucking hell. One of my hamsters is on antibiotics now. $90.00 visit to the vet and 'script for Baytril.
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#319598 - 09/29/08 08:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fucking hell. One of my hamsters is on antibiotics now. $90.00 visit to the vet and 'script for Baytril.



I think that you can 3 brand new hamsters for $90.00

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#319599 - 09/29/08 08:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fucking hell. One of my hamsters is on antibiotics now. $90.00 visit to the vet and 'script for Baytril.


Yeah but Baytril is the best antibiotic out there, Doxycillian is what the shelter gives and it sucks, takes double the time as opposed to the Baytril, so it was worth it, and that wasn't so bad w/a visit. I know that since it's a hamster you would think it's so small it would be cheaper. Vets have become ridiculous these days because they know how popular it has become to be a dog owner now and they're milking it for all they can. Especially w/the people in my neighborhood, they think the more expensive something is the better it is, like all the Italian food around here that you can make at home in big batches for the prices they charge. They fucked everything up when they moved in around here. Everything has tripled.

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#319600 - 09/29/08 09:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

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Fucking hell. One of my hamsters is on antibiotics now. $90.00 visit to the vet and 'script for Baytril.


Yeah but Baytril is the best antibiotic out there, Doxycillian is what the shelter gives and it sucks, takes double the time as opposed to the Baytril, so it was worth it, and that wasn't so bad w/a visit. I know that since it's a hamster you would think it's so small it would be cheaper. Vets have become ridiculous these days because they know how popular it has become to be a dog owner now and they're milking it for all they can. Especially w/the people in my neighborhood, they think the more expensive something is the better it is, like all the Italian food around here that you can make at home in big batches for the prices they charge. They fucked everything up when they moved in around here. Everything has tripled.



How much food can $100.00 buy in an Olive Garden?

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#319601 - 09/30/08 01:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I didn't even mention the goofiest part.

Vyvyan hamster has to take 1mg of baytril every day till Saturday. Baytril doesn't come in any dose close to that.

The actual prescription I have is for 2 15mg baytril tabs (in case I screw this up). The vet explained that I should smash up one of the pills and divide it into 15 equal parts. So here I am everyday cutting up a very very small line for my hamster, and mixing it in with water in a 1ml syringe and force feeding it to the little one.

$90.00 isn't even so bad when you realize how few vets are willing to work with "small exotic animals".

Vyvyan:


Quote:

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Fucking hell. One of my hamsters is on antibiotics now. $90.00 visit to the vet and 'script for Baytril.


Yeah but Baytril is the best antibiotic out there, Doxycillian is what the shelter gives and it sucks, takes double the time as opposed to the Baytril, so it was worth it, and that wasn't so bad w/a visit. I know that since it's a hamster you would think it's so small it would be cheaper. Vets have become ridiculous these days because they know how popular it has become to be a dog owner now and they're milking it for all they can. Especially w/the people in my neighborhood, they think the more expensive something is the better it is, like all the Italian food around here that you can make at home in big batches for the prices they charge. They fucked everything up when they moved in around here. Everything has tripled.


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#319602 - 09/30/08 02:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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To put this in perspective for you Alex a hamster at a pet shop costs about $8.00. (Remember I use Canadian money).

Also, hamsters don't really come in different brands. The males can be either "long haired" or "short haired" which I have noticed doesn't really make much difference. Otherwise the only choice is male or female.

About hamster genetics.


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Fucking hell. One of my hamsters is on antibiotics now. $90.00 visit to the vet and 'script for Baytril.



I think that you can 3 brand new hamsters for $90.00


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