I only have old bird dogs buried around here. Every time I think about burying a hooker, I remember how lazy I am and just jack off.

Oh, and I bought a 1TB hard drive from New Egg. 79.99 + tax, minus 10 coupon code, free shipping. Their warehouse is about 1/2 hour away, so it should be here in a day or 2.

Cancel your order, dude. TigerDirect has a four terabyte Seagate for $150.00 w/online $20 coupon.

3.5" 4TB SATA III


I don't usually buy from TigerDirect but I have jumped all over this one.

My Camry SE finally reached 10k miles and got it's first oil change. I'm digging synthetic oil with new cars. Oil change was FREE. I forgot I paid for that shit when I bought the car. Score!

DAMN! I don't have the extra dough to get that one. It is just for Main Stream Movies and videos my kid makes.

4TB though, wow. That is a whole lot of Euro Teen Anal.

Edit: I clicked, that one is an internal. I got an external, probably should have been clear on that. My bad.

Easily overcome by a separately purchased case though.

I usually build my own external HDD's too. But these babies (4) are going in here.

Holy shitballs this is some storage.

A decently-sized PC case will currently do for me, but that looks less expensive than expected.

Euro Teen Anal, huh?

Nah, I've kind of slipped back into my MILF/teen lesbian kick. For now anyway.

Have2, Holy Shitballs is right. 16TB and $800. The hell you need all that for?

Edit: Just Milf/teen lesbo, or any dicks in there?

Yeah, F/f only, this week anyway. Maybe next week I'll go back to Teen (euro/American), but it doesn't have to be anal, as long as the whore is hot.

Mostly Movies and music. I've ripped my whole DVD and CD collection, which is considerable. Tons of travel photo's going back nearly 15 years. Plus what I've purchased from the web.

When I got my first 1 GB HDD, I said to myself "How in the hell am I ever going to fill this thing up?" I succeeded much more quickly than I thought. The same thing will happen here too.

16TB. Well.

More like 12 TB with a RAID 5 array setup.

I meant that there are uses for 16 TB of storage somewhere.

The most redundant, fast and safe option should be RAID 10, but then it becomes several thousand dollars if serious storage is needed.
16 TB in RAID 10 should cost quite a lot and rotating hard disks can really hold up the show on current systems. Some bloatware, some malware, some anti-malware and it's easily crippled for the type of user who isn't versed in the dark arts of technology.
It's geriatric tech and SSDs are still on the raking end of pricing.

4oz Old Spice Swagger anti-perspirant and deodorant gel for $4.67
3x strawberry and cream pies for $2.91
16oz Monster for $2.00
5-Hour Energy extra strength for $3.00
AriZona Mango Lime Ricky for $1.00
AriZona Grape Lime Ricky for $1.00
AriZona Pina Colada for $1.00
AriZona Lemon Iced Tea for $1.00
64oz Associated berry punch for $0.99
8pk of Torpedo PopSickles for $1.99
Roasted Chicken 6-inch sub for $3.27
2x 2oz Heinz sauces for $0.39 each
5x mild wings for $5.00
MetroCard for $5.00

Can we change Panzer's name to AC Kosher?

I went to the Timberland outlet and they didn't have my usual shoes or boots in my size (13). I wrote down the model # and searched Amazon. They happened to have the boots I get, used. The description said they were tried on but never worn. I don't care about scuffs, because they are work boots. $40, free shipping, and I had $10.61 left on an Amazon gift card, so $29 and change.

They will last a year, before they get too stinky, so I stop tying them and just consider them Yard Slippers.

Hard Drive just showed up. Gotta love nearby warehouses.

Marry them.

Those boots look goat-ready.

I bought some Pineapple liqueur in the Azores for 15E.

Food was cheap in Spain.

I can't kick the goat to death. I think I know what I'm going to do about the last one left.

My neighbor told me I could put my horse in one of his unused pastures, that has 3 strands of electric fence. Horse will eat, and beat down the grass for him. Well, I'm going to move the bottom 2 wires on one section of the fence, and let the goat go in w/ my horse. Then I'll put em back in place, trapping the goat in there, and take my friggin horse home.

That reads as if it had been done before, the bait and switch of animals.

Stop being so "gellous." If it weren't for the bait and switch of animals, Panzer would never get laid.

I'm just sick of the goat being in my horse pasture. I don't want to be responsible for the thing. My neighbor is too much of a vag to kill it.

Is the goat red?

No, but he is a member of the Bar.

Black w/ white legs. Like 3rd gen inbred, a dumb as a rock. I'd beat him to death with a baseball bat, but I can't get close enough to him.

Is he vicious? Does he bite?

This shirt.

http://matixclothing.com/products/Mod-Slugger.html

No he runs from people, eats people's landscaping and eats my horses feed. I got a letter from the township about the goats when there were 7 of them running around. Regular mail and certified, they sent the statutes and schedule of fines. I called my neighbor, told him I'm not taking the fall for goats I've been telling him to shoot or get rid of for months, then I called and left a message with the township telling them the goats weren't mine.

A week later my neighbor had the state police at his house, telling him on of his goats was 3 houses down, tied to a pole for a basketball hoop.

After reading this, I should just poison him. Decent size chunk of rat poison would kill the goat, but probably just make my horse high and thirsty.

Bosch dishwasher. Im relocating it so just cut out the cabinets last night and will be plumbing it in today. At the moment we are "mtv crib" worthy rocking two dishwashers.

You got two Asian chicks living there?

What a racist thing to say. Bornyo may just have two wives.

Hahaha!

Got it hooked up just before lunch and damn is it quiet. You have to touch it to know its running. Old is out too and now I'm running crown and building in the cabs where the old one sat.

I installed LED tape lights under the cabinets to accent the new granite & backsplash. Remodeling is a lot cheaper than moving!

Where did you buy the led tape light? I need a bunch.

Oz from Bongo Boi. Purple, stinky, sticky. Nice weed.

My birthday cake. $23. Ralph's.
It's a Sweet Lady Jane cake, but Ralph's carries them. Going to a Sweet Lady Jane shoppe, their cakes are $55. Back to Ralph's in Beverly Hills. Gorgeous cake. Strawberry and dark chocolate.

^^ Ever had a cake from Hansen's on S.Beverly dr. ? Apparently it's an LA legend. I just recently found out about them when someone brought in a marble cake from there... Fucking amazing! Better than Porto's.

I got Sylvania Mosaic at Lowes.

Is that a brand or a style of cake?

Haven't heard of it. Sounds expensive. Beautiful cakes.

Brand. Their cakes look like garden parties. So delightful.

Thx!

Found their website. I think I put on 10 lbs just by looking at the stuff. Each more intriguing than the last. Great desserts. Even greater photography!!

Those chocolate tacos are irresistible.

I see dead pixels on the phone. Too expensive for shit like this. Returned. Cunts.

Don't be bitter because you have a flip phone.

The phone's excellent. In flawless condition.

First World problems.

Its your mom!

^^^ My mom hasn't look that good in years.

. . .except, it never rings.