If so, you learned no lessons from it.

You started right with Aleska Diamond, but it's all gone wrong from there.

Cathy Heaven, Part 1






Preview: http://www.pornstarnetwork.com/video/cathy-heaven-115488.html

Did you do a scene with Aleska Diamond, or did you just pay her to dance? I ripped the scene off a torrent site and feel cheated there was no corn hole eating. Kidding of course, sadly I have a bill for proof of payment.

Yes, Aleska did a POV with me. She would not swallow so I put it on the backburner. It's pretty vanilla.

Post a pic of android's apartment. Is it as small as he says? Can you shoot in there?

Brandon, how did you manage to make beautiful Cathy Heaven look like shit? Learn how to light!

I'm doing things out of my own place but Senor Android has been a good host. He has shown me a few local places that are good.

You will have to blame the Almighty. This apartment had a skylight.

Have you heard of moving the model or moving furniture?

how's that done?

Well, move it up, like before the expiration of 30 days from the 5th of this month, or you will upset your only paying customer.

He's heard of it.

He doesn't do it. But, he's heard of it.

He tries to get the models to move the furniture but they are smaller and weaker than him.

I moved myself 6,209 miles from Los Angeles to Budapest. That's enough.

Sorry, but I have already given them a bunch of other content. Aleska should have been called Alaska because she was very cold. I had much better chemistry with others.

Send her my way. I will warm the cockles of her heart.

She is drop-dead gorgeous so, in other words, not my type.

Brandon, Do you think the girls would be warmer towards you and respect you if you weren't a manlet?

Manlet ? Is that like a humuculus?

If I wanted respect, I'd be doing something else.

and the cuntles?

My cockle will thaw her frigid cuntle.

She's not particularly cold or anything like that. She just saw through my bullshit.

Cathy Heaven, Part 2




Preview: http://www.pornstarnetwork.com/video/cathy-heaven-115489.html

I prefer when you post whores in the Cornhole and Axe Wound thread.

I do, too, but these girls gotta dance! Gotta dance! (Not in the Broadway sense. I mean they gotta dance if they want to get paid.)

Pt II Cathy Heaven pics look way better.

Blind squirrel finds nut!

My bald head reflected more light onto Cathy.

Which head?

The big, swollen one.

Brandon's fivehead. They use it as a light diffuser and projection screen to save money

It's used as a bounce board. Get your terminology straight.

Is that Ashli Orion's nickname?

HEY-OHHHHH!!!

It's worth noting that I've never had the pleasure of meeting Ashli. Who can help?

She retired.

That is sad.

Maybe she started around the time you stopped gettng top girls??



Didn't you do Lexi Belle? I seemed to remember a scene ...

Maybe it was just a webscene, thus no IAFD credit.





F.L.O.P. #36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”



All it takes if the right number of presidential portraits ...

The one that got away. Sad....very sad.

RE: Lexi. Yes, I worked with her when she was starting out. Great girl with a great attitude.

Not from me. She gave me her pooper in the makeup room one afternoon. Just hiked one leg on the arm of the chair and let me have at it.

It's times like that that define a man.

I just had to look up this Orion chick because I remembered playing with an Orion chick a couple years back and i didn't want to have to go back looking for names in the vault, and sho nuff, she's the one. From what I recall, great head game, but not the greatest pussy. Nothing wrong with it, but she maybe was a bit lazy. Coulda just had a bad day, too..

define or defile? Or both, come to think of it.

Candy Alexa
Preview: http://www.pornstarnetwork.com/video/candy-alexa-115490.html

She doesn't have much time left on those tits, but for right now I like 'em. Not bad girlie bits either. The face is meh but in the dark, whatever.

Vile.

I actually clicked Brandons link. I'd have been tempted to take an Brillo pad to her forehead.

I'm linking my way back to the top.

I wish Brandon would go Mork himself.