It's time to turn a new leaf and respect my above-average, organic, hairy-pitted models one and all.

If one a these whores shows up with a furry fart flume, you still eat her poop?

Ass, gas, or grass. They all ride for (practically) free.

Don'tchu try pullin no Tritone on me, mutha fucker. Anser my question: You eat them skeezers a-holes if they show up all hairy?

Whatcha should do if they get there all hippie like w/ the ass, is shave their butt holes, then do some dining. Do it on video to pad the duration of the content.

My AssShaver 2000's blades got clogged.

I'm just tryin to help here BI. I wouldn't hold you up for the rights to that idea. You are one of us, so you are granted some privileges.

I'm perfectly capable of driving my business into the ground on my own.

Jenny Love





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Why do you have the girls stand at attention ? Does it help you do the same ? or sumpn ?

It helps the cororner make an id.

Hahaha bet he has no coins to put on their eyes though.

I enroll the ladies in my private army of love. It's a volunteer force. Be sure of that.

you should have gone with special forces. your volunteer force screams salvation army and all that entails.

They all look like they have a dishonorable discharge.

Gia wins!

Or will soon.

Pretty sure that yellow gloop Brandon is shooting out of his body these days is a dishonorable discharge.

Jessica Swan




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I met a model who had some strange freckles on her anus. Any thoughts?

Did they taste funny?

The freckles tasted like chicken. Digested, processed, bacteria-filled chicken.

Bacteria-filled? There are some nasty antibiotic resistant STDs abroad. Be careful.

Those freckles were LA-based.

LA may not be as bad as Bodymore, Murderland but I would surmise that nasty STDs abound even in sunny SoCal.

Hep C walks on to Brandon's tongue, looks around at the other funk in the neighborhood, and runs scared.

Glad to see your back to eating poop BI. Fiend would be proud.

Brendan is the dung beetle of porn.

My favourite Beatle was John.

...but what's your favorite john?

Stewart. So actually he's my favorite Jon.

Brandon Iron is the anti-Ryan Knox. He handles our bullshit with wit and grace. Cheers.

Why all the spooking around, Brandon; why the national cock-block to begin with?

I was getting too big and powerful and had to be neutralized by forces more powerful than Manwin, believe it or not.

Katerine





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Krys Foxy


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After working with you she changed her name to Kayla James and ran off to the Bunny Ranch. Good work, BI.

I think I saw her in a trailer for a new Evasive Angels movie where black guys assault white girls on bikes and rollerskates. Start at 0:25.

Leda



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Hello Brandon. Have an enjoyable Boxing Day tomorrow.

That girl has an interassting asshole.

I am now celebrating St. Stephen's Day now that I'm not in Canada.

only one video and one set from Leda?

One and done, UserD. One and done.
She is a good cocksucker, though, so nothing is...

Haha, I know it very well. She learned on me...and the tattos are message to our relationship.

^yep

Mia Gold






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i like her,shes kind of cute.add some fakies and she could make it big.

Rikki Six




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Turd hole been blowed out. Not gonna qualify for the Prettiest Starfish Award.

Don't worry, it was botoxed. The swelling goes down.