Why did he waste all that good cocaine?

It's still real to the YouTube guy, dammit.

I'd happily watch that. I'm pretty high on the Roman Reigns. His work on RAW this past week was really. Kid's cool as a cucumber under pressure.

I think they gotta get him out of the dumb vest.

I'm not in love with the tac- wear, but he's staying consistent. The other 2 have done big costume changes. The street clothes always works for me. Not in love with Rollins' shiny yoga pants.

If he turns out not to be the big thing, I can see them doing a Freebird's thing pretty easily. They have really good chemistry.

Problem with Reigns is that he hasn't shown anything in singles matches yet. He has about three big moves and about three minutes of fuel in the tank before he starts fatiguing. You can work around that in tag matches, not so much if you are headlining PPVs with title defenses.

Fucking yawning at Cena/Lesnar unless Lesnar goes over clean.

I can't stand that Superman Punch, and the Spear is tired, cause so many have used it. Gimme a Slingshot Suplex or a Brainbuster for a finish.

Give him that chokeslam powerbomb thing Albert used to do. Not like he's using it from the commentator's desk.

I'm not a fan of the punch, either. But he makes it look good. Hogan had fewer moves and he seems to have done well.

I hate bullshit finishing moves anyway. Flair didn't get the duke with a figure four every time.

Honestly anybody who's not Cena would be a upgrade hopefully reigns or lesnar becomes champ. On another note I would fuck the shit out of AJ Lee.

Wannting to wreck lil AJ almost requirement here.

I don't hate Cena. He's over as fuck. Great talker. When he gets going like Swaggart on crack, he owns that audience.

My girl says Bo Dallas is irritating to her. I tell her he's supposed to. She looks at me like I'm crazy.

Watching WCCW on the Network. Beginning of the VE/ Freebird feud. I'm pretty sure Kerry was fucked up all the time.

Yeah, back in the day, I thought Kross Eyed Kerry was just a dumb jock. Come to find out, he was a doped up dumb jock.



Yep.

I wouldn't mind seeing AJ and Kaitlyn getting it on.

I'm really grooving on Rusev's valet, whatever her name is.

Kerry was just terrible on the stick. I'm about 2 eps into the VE/ Freebirds feud. Mercer does a sit down with KVE. KVE is sitting there in this fucking rabbit fur whore coat...in Texas...mumbling like a Mongloid. Left eyelid is fluttering and you can tell he can't even begin to pull together a coherent thought. But the girlies love him.

Her name is Lana.

Whatever her name, she can work her heels and skirt with stripperlike efficiency. Very un Russian.

What if I told you she's not really Russian?

I keep kayfabe. Very un Russian of her character.

True.

Fast food restaurant Wendy's has offered to settle the beef between Vince Russo and Jim Cornette... with a "Baconator on a Pole Match." It appears the person who runs the Wendy's Twitter account is a long-time pro wrestling fan. Here's how the exchange went:

Russo: "I'd love to have peace with Jim Cornette. But, I can't do that alone. Maybe one day he will open up."

Cornette after a Russo fan chimed in: "Please keep your "fans" at the kid's table, they're bleeding over into my adults' conversation--"

Russo: "Speaking of adult conversations. Why don't we have one so we can end this foolishness. Life is too short, Jim."

Cornette: "Some people's are not short enough--"

Russo fan: "Irony here is Jim is eating a @Wendys triple with cheese while he typed that."

Wendy's: "We could settle this with a Baconator on a pole match. ;)"

Cornette: "I might do it for Wendy, but she changed her meat!"

Fans started writing how Wendy's had sold them on burgers because of the exchange. Wendy's replied with "Woooooo!" and "Judy Bagwell Approved" comments. It's not every day that you see a brand as big as Wendy's embrace pro wrestling like that.
Read more at http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/Vinc...UHIdy43wPojE.99

I wouldn't be shocked to see him lose the twitter gig. If it were Hogan and Cena, that'd be one thing.

Love Cornette's ability to effortlessly keep the hate going.

Not going to re- the E Network when the free trial's done. Too many holes in the content.

Just putting this here, in case anyone misses it in the other thread.

Stone Cold's podcasts are pretty good to listen to. Here is the Kevin Nash one, which goes into more depth about his pre wrestling life (college, Euro basketball, etc) than I've heard or read elsewhere. I didn't know the 2 used to travel together in WCW.

He played ball in Europe? Was that in his book?

Probably. He played in college at University of Tennessee, Division 1 school. Had some trouble and went to Europe to play, then he blew out his knee.

Rick Rude stories from Stone Cold and Paul Heyman. I never thought of Rick as a pothead.

Might explain those short bus ginormous knee braces he wore.

The Rock is said to be banging this broad. Her pop was the drummer in Boston.

2nd highest paid actor in Hollywood. Looks like true love to me

DANG! They asked him to take about a 40% pay cut? They probably signed MVP, Lashley and 3-4 no names w/ that $200k.

A giant walks into a bar. Orders a big glass of booze. Across the room, two barflies size him up. “Man, he is really a freak. For real,” one guy says to the other guy. But his buddy’s seen the giant stomp around the local wrestling ring, and he’s dismissive. “If you watch closely, they never even hit each other,” the guy says. “That wrestling shit? It’s fake!!” So the bartender says, “I’d shut up if I were you,” and the guy, he says, “What’s he gonna do?? Fake fight me??” The giant stands up. The guys flee into their car. The giant flips the car onto its roof.

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2014/07/07/...toon-biography/

CanHead

Spike officially cut bait w/ TNA. They will be off the station in October. Bet ya a nickel Jeff Jarrett's new promotion takes the timeslot and all the talent that was let go recently.

And Kevin Steen finished up his last indie date. Speculation is that he's going to WWE developmental. According to internet rumblings, they got a shit load of talent in developmental. They been signing tons of guys from indies and Japan.

That's too bad about TNA/ Spike. I really want them to make it...whatever that looks like. But too many reinventions, airing office shit in public, turning all the heels face and vice versa all at once...they just don't put out s consistent product.

Looking forward to Jarrett's new fed. TNA was really fun in the beginning, so hopefully this will be too.

Dixie is still saying that negotiations w/ SPIKE are ongoing, even after SPIKE announced they weren't. Rumors are floating that SPIKE made the decision shortly after they heard Russo was still working w/ TNA.

SPIKE just switched out the CEO of Bellator MMA, so I think they are wanting more out of their MMA and Pro Wrestling product than they are getting. They put Scott Coker, formerly of StrikeForce, In the spot. Strikeforce was the 2nd most successful US MMA company, w/ shows on Showtime and CBS while UFC was on SPIKE.

Buff Bagwell & Vivid

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/buff-bagwell-sex-tape-vivid/

I Don't have any sympathy for TNA, they brought this on themselves.

I do. Like I said, I wanted them to do well. But they just can't. Dixie's the ultimate money mark. At least Turner demanded that his product made money.

Buff Bagwell a gigolo. First Law of Pro Wrestling: Wrestlers lie.

TNA blew too much money buying into the Hogan/Bischoff bullshit. All Hogan and Bischoff are good for is bleeding money marks.

Buff was on some show from maybe Showtime about gigolos.

I'da figured he'd be 1/2 the size, being too broke to juice, and found behind a dumpster w/ cum crusted to his mug.

Always hated Buff. Buff, Alex Wright, Johnny B Badd, William Regal, I would change the channel. Later came to appreciate Regal and realized he was wrasslin them guys because he could make chicken salad outta chickenshit.

Regal's the real deal. Have you seen the match on WCW when he stopped cooperating with Goldberg at the height his undefeatedness? Priceless.



I guess the E is already hitting up TNA to buy their library. Vultures are circling. Maybe Hervey- Bischoff can save the day with their Devil's Ride money.

At risk of sounding like Lou w/ Rogan, on Stone Cold's podcast he interviews Regal (great talk of Euro Wrasslin) and Regal says that he was told by the agent to go 6 minutes w/ Goldberg, but Goldy had never done anything more than 90sec squashes, so he led him around. Said Goldy was clueless and wouldn't even hit him, so he had to do something. Come back through the curtain and Bischoff was livid. Agent ducked his head and didn't say anything, letting Regal take the heat. Said Goldy agreed that they were told to have a 6min match, and has since changed his story.

You sound just like Lou w/ Rogan.

A mumbler's admiration of a meathead. Powerful.

You cranky. Didn't you get your nap?

mumbler - Lou

meathead - Joe Rogan

powerful - Lou's standard adjective


Questions, Mr. I Fuck Everything?

Barry won't fuck everything, just everything w/ a heartbeat.

Just one. You actually know what lou's "standard adjective" is?

Born female, human, heartbeat. That order. I took the old dead broad's number out of my phone today. I'm honestly bummed that she's dead and I didn't know. Maybe the not knowing thing is making me feel sort of guilty or something.