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#635450 - 04/07/16 11:03 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish

Shines don't take a shine to paying for pussy (or for a matter of fact paying for anything)


Not true here in Cali. Humaniplex's john pool is largely black and Asian.
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#635451 - 04/07/16 11:06 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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At $50 per pop, how many until we get to the border?



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#635456 - 04/07/16 11:41 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Road Trip confirmed - from her FB

Dana Hayes
5 hrs
I am travelling east..if you would like to meet me just respond and tell me where you are etc.
ontact me at danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
Taking appts. Thank-you. Dana Hayes
Going threw Nebraska now
If you are anywhere from Nebraska to NYC
Email me

I foresee the Luvinlioness prepping for some probate action in Ontario.


Edited by Bluecipher (04/07/16 11:46 AM)
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#635464 - 04/07/16 03:21 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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^ She must be Canadian - uses the double 'll' spelling in travelling.
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#635465 - 04/07/16 03:49 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She will be passing through my area soon.

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#635467 - 04/07/16 04:02 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
^ She must be Canadian - uses the double 'll' spelling in travelling.

Originally Posted By: The estranged orphan
Dana Hayes
5 hrs
I am travelling east..if you would like to meet me just respond and tell me where you are etc.
ontact me at danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
Taking appts. Thank-you. Dana Hayes
Going threw Nebraska now
If you are anywhere from Nebraska to NYC
Email me

Maybe she just can't spell.
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#635468 - 04/07/16 04:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I always try to give the Luvinlioness the benefit of the doubt.
I wonder what waits for her in NYC...
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#635469 - 04/07/16 04:07 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I am sure that is the first rule of white knighting: Always give the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe someone clever on here can come up with the list for white knighting, like our famous FLOP list.
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#635470 - 04/07/16 04:13 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana Hayes Cross Country Adventure
Only one choice allowed (9 total votes)
Dana is on her way to meet a Classy Gentleman for a hott night in NYC - 4 (44%)
Dana is headed to Ontario to claim her birthright - 2 (22%)
Dana decided to blow the Cali Taco stand and try her luck back east - 2 (22%)
Dana's got a theory about cock girth increasing as you travel east and she wants to gather data. - 1 (11%)
Voting on this poll ends: 04/09/16 04:13 PM
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#635471 - 04/07/16 04:25 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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^ Or Dana heard about my famous Chicken Cordon Bleu and decided to blow her way to Detroit for a meal.

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#635476 - 04/07/16 06:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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I'm more the troubadour than the white knight.
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#635479 - 04/07/16 07:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She has the world's most indestructible car.

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#635481 - 04/07/16 07:33 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I just hope the next tweet or fb update is not from a vacant parking lot in Nebraska or Iowa where she's out of gas and so hungry andcramped and Lucky needs kibble and no wster to dromk availabel.
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#635483 - 04/07/16 09:16 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
I wonder what waits for her in NYC...



Panzer.

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#635495 - 04/07/16 10:44 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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^ In that case she might be on a sealed train ride to Hell or an enema dungeon in Brooklyn.
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#635498 - 04/07/16 11:01 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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It's the most fitting and deserved thing for both of them.

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#635500 - 04/07/16 11:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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What happened to Panzer anyway? I checked his two shitty blog sites (theshitieat and greedyjew) and neither of them have been updated in a long time. And I don't recall anything much happening here that would make him go away forever, unless he was banned.
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#635511 - 04/08/16 09:35 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Steezo]
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Maybe the authorities finally caught up with him and found his collection of tranny corpses.
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#635513 - 04/08/16 10:57 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Those bags of lime he had delivered to his fourth floor walk up gave him away.
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#635514 - 04/08/16 11:00 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana News -

Could she be in Iowa or Illinois already? The social networks are silent on the matter.
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#635582 - 04/09/16 03:15 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Earth station to DanaH, come in AA69DH. You've fallen off the grid! Lucky, bark to ack this transmission!

The Luvinlioness may be lying in some ditch in Iowa for all we know (and most care). She hasn't pinged her position for days. Hope the Toyota is road trip worthy.
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#635583 - 04/09/16 03:23 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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You are a glass half full kind of guy concerning the Luvinlioness. Dana has found the ultimate classy gentleman in her field of dreams in Iowa. A wonderful white knight who is providing her with 1000 thread count sheets to sleep on nightly and every day is a spa day. Lucky gets massages and top shelf dog food. Dana is in whore heaven.
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#635589 - 04/09/16 03:37 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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A new video release is definitely out of the question in that scenario.
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#635598 - 04/09/16 06:23 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She definitely on her way back to Toronto to see if she's mentioned in her mother's will.

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#635611 - 04/10/16 09:56 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The wheels came off the expedition. It's a sad story indeed, all posted on the Luvinlioness's FB acct.

Dana Hayes - FB - Road Trip Plight


Edited by Bluecipher (04/10/16 10:04 AM)
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#635612 - 04/10/16 10:45 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: artwilliams]
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
She definitely on her way back to Toronto to see if she's mentioned in her mother's will.

Judging from the obit that her sister wrote....I don't think that she is getting anything.

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#635614 - 04/10/16 11:36 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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If you look carefully at the sister's website, the mother's site, twitter acct, etc, Dana's been written out of the family history. I don't think she can afford a lawyer to contest any probate issues. I am sure mummy and sis had that sewn up already.
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#635615 - 04/10/16 02:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I don't belong to Facebook and that link is just bringing up her main page. Can you copy and paste the sad tale here?

BTW, if you click on her website link on the Facebook page, Facebook puts a 'link blocked for your protection' warning message.
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#635616 - 04/10/16 02:46 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
If you look carefully at the sister's website, the mother's site, twitter acct, etc, Dana's been written out of the family history. I don't think she can afford a lawyer to contest any probate issues. I am sure mummy and sis had that sewn up already.

We are not talking about the Vanderbilt or Helmsley fortunes here, how much scrilla can the Luvinlioness expect to get from the mother's estate, more than the gas and motel costs of driving from Southern California to Canada?

A lesson to youngish girls, don't fornicate with Negros on camera if you want your share of the estate.
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#635617 - 04/10/16 02:46 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
BTW, if you click on her website link on the Facebook page, Facebook puts a 'link blocked for your protection' warning message.



Not for nothing, the tube sites ought to do the same thing with her clips.

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#635618 - 04/10/16 03:03 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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According to her FB, her mom cut her out of the family fortune... Her sister took over the family business, and also inherited the family home.

Apparently Dana gave her mom a birthday party a while ago, and everything turned south at that event. I can only imagine the horrors that occurred during the party.

Anyways, here is her post about it. Apparently she is stuck out in the snow, and her hands are shaking violently as she freezes and types at the same time.

Originally Posted By: Dana_Hayes_FB
Was on my way to mothers funnersl when car broke down and mechanic got most of my money then ran out if gas. Turns out i missed funnersl and was not wanted there anywsy.
My mother cut me out of will gave alk to my sister.
I was hoping to stsy at my mothers and take over business where i wirked for twebty eight yesrs
But no my sister who has not been very avtive in the svhokl gets it snd her home.
Now my fsther bought her a home and mither gave her a home and i am not alliwed to vidit ket slone stsy there.
Never knew i was do gsted . i never did anything to rither sistdr or mother.
Mother was very mean to me at a birthdsy party i gave her. Have not spkken since.
She should gave apoligised or admit how bad ut wss. It was very bad and fir no reason.
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#635619 - 04/10/16 03:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
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That funeral was 2 weeks ago.....damn.....damn.

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#635620 - 04/10/16 04:20 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
According to her FB, her mom cut her out of the family fortune... Her sister took over the family business, and also inherited the family home.

Apparently Dana gave her mom a birthday party a while ago, and everything turned south at that event. I can only imagine the horrors that occurred during the party.
You can chose your friends, but not your relatives. How many relatives would you choose as friends if they were not related to you? That has been the fodder for many plays, movies and TV shows over the centuries, the family gathering for some event (birthday, holiday) and all hell breaks loose. It definitely happens a lot less often when only friends gather together.

Dana must be jones-ing for some psychotropic drugs to control all the feelings coursing through her. Her mother died from whom she was estranged. She struggles to survive in a mostly illegal (and not very lucrative for her) profession.

She tries to go about 2500 miles (~4100 km for our friends up North) to fight a losing fight for financial remuneration from the mother's estate and her unreliable transportation shows itself to be unreliable in inclement weather. To put a cherry on top of this massive shit cake, she gets ripped off by Iowa's version of Goober trying to get the old Toyota back on the trail again.

The battle of the sisters is brewing and I wouldn't be surprised if the sister tries to have Dana arrested for trespassing and other petty nonsense. So: 1) she will get no money from the estate, 2) she missed the funeral by a week or so 3) she blew through a lot of cash and time to get to Canada for no reason. Logic and reason isn't her strong suit. I'll bet sleeping in the car in Canada in April isn't quite the same experience as doing it in Southern California.


Edited by Kingfish (04/10/16 04:37 PM)
Edit Reason: add more shit
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#635622 - 04/10/16 04:33 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Kingfish....our family is Irish.....I know all about fights at a family get together. I saw both of my grandmothers slug it out in the kitchen over one of them trying to "fix" the others roast beef.

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#635623 - 04/10/16 05:30 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I don't belong to Facebook and that link is just bringing up her main page. Can you copy and paste the sad tale here?

BTW, if you click on her website link on the Facebook page, Facebook puts a 'link blocked for your protection' warning message.


Yikes. I tried cutting and pasting text but there's some block feature that would render my message blank. I'll go screenshot next time.
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#635624 - 04/10/16 05:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
According to her FB, her mom cut her out of the family fortune... Her sister took over the family business, and also inherited the family home.

Apparently Dana gave her mom a birthday party a while ago, and everything turned south at that event. I can only imagine the horrors that occurred during the party.
You can chose your friends, but not your relatives. How many relatives would you choose as friends if they were not related to you? That has been the fodder for many plays, movies and TV shows over the centuries, the family gathering for some event (birthday, holiday) and all hell breaks loose. It definitely happens a lot less often when only friends gather together.

Dana must be jones-ing for some psychotropic drugs to control all the feelings coursing through her. Her mother died from whom she was estranged. She struggles to survive in a mostly illegal (and not very lucrative for her) profession.

She tries to go about 2500 miles (~4100 km for our friends up North) to fight a losing fight for financial remuneration from the mother's estate and her unreliable transportation shows itself to be unreliable in inclement weather. To put a cherry on top of this massive shit cake, she gets ripped off by Iowa's version of Goober trying to get the old Toyota back on the trail again.

The battle of the sisters is brewing and I wouldn't be surprised if the sister tries to have Dana arrested for trespassing and other petty nonsense. So: 1) she will get no money from the estate, 2) she missed the funeral by a week or so 3) she blew through a lot of cash and time to get to Canada for no reason. Logic and reason isn't her strong suit. I'll bet sleeping in the car in Canada in April isn't quite the same experience as doing it in Southern California.


She was banking on a last minute conversion and softening by the sister, I would think. A rally around the flag, or dead mum, moment. But I guess the sister was probably waiting for mum to die and had all the set pieces at the ready. It will be tough sledding for Dana to get a dime out of this.
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#635625 - 04/10/16 06:01 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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#635627 - 04/10/16 06:14 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I'll bet sleeping in the car in Canada in April isn't quite the same experience as doing it in Southern California.


32F/0C and snowing in Toronto today. It's been crap here the last week or so.


Edited by artwilliams (04/10/16 06:15 PM)

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#635628 - 04/10/16 06:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Someone alert the Lioness! That Toyota isn't going to hack the cold. Never mind poor Lucky. The poor dog will be the first casualty of this misadventure.
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#635630 - 04/10/16 06:32 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: KidRibz]
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Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Kingfish....our family is Irish.....I know all about fights at a family get together. I saw both of my grandmothers slug it out in the kitchen over one of them trying to "fix" the others roast beef.


Slainte Mhath!

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#635633 - 04/10/16 06:49 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Someone alert the Lioness! That Toyota isn't going to hack the cold. Never mind poor Lucky. The poor dog will be the first casualty of this misadventure.


At least she will have some food to eat when that finally happens. Lucky is kind of like The Giving Tree.
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#635635 - 04/10/16 07:17 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She was banking on a last minute conversion and softening by the sister, I would think. A rally around the flag, or dead mum, moment. But I guess the sister was probably waiting for mum to die and had all the set pieces at the ready. It will be tough sledding for Dana to get a dime out of this.

I think Dana suffers from a nostalgic fallacy: that going back to home base will make everything ducky again.

For all we know, the sisters have been rivals since childhood. The sister, being the good daughter, stayed near the nest and maintained the family business and saw to Momma's wants and needs.

Maybe Dana had wanderlust but perhaps she was sort of a remittance man. In this scenario the remittance man does without the remittance but still has to am-scray. Is Dana the older or younger sibling? The filmed multiple miscegenations couldn't have helped her case amongst the Hayes kith and kin and probably helped seal the deal on the estate. I don't think it was the only factor, but probably weighed very heavily in the decision.
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#635637 - 04/10/16 08:09 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I think Dana is older by two years or so. The sister wrote about their early life and dancing.


Truly sad.


Edited by Bluecipher (04/10/16 08:10 PM)
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#635644 - 04/10/16 10:22 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
I think Dana is older by two years or so. The sister wrote about their early life and dancing.


Truly sad.



Just.......wow. That wacky old whore.

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#635645 - 04/10/16 10:43 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

So a classic stage mother scenario pitting sisters against each other. Get on the fucking stage, smile and dance or I will beat you within an inch of your life and withhold my love and affection.

Alannah didn't not grow up into a looker. Can someone familiar with Canada's socialist system explain "mother's allowance" in the context of the single mother. Is this a softer way of saying welfare for loser mothers?
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#635672 - 04/11/16 09:45 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
So a classic stage mother scenario pitting sisters against each other. Get on the fucking stage, smile and dance or I will beat you within an inch of your life and withhold my love and affection.

Alannah didn't not grow up into a looker. Can someone familiar with Canada's socialist system explain "mother's allowance" in the context of the single mother. Is this a softer way of saying welfare for loser mothers?


I'm from Toronto and about 5 years younger than Dana.

No, Mother's Allowance was not welfare. For every child you had the government sent you a little money each month. As I remember, it was enough to by a pair of shoes or pants per month. Everyone got it -- rich and poor.




Edited by artwilliams (04/11/16 09:45 AM)

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#635674 - 04/11/16 10:32 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Things urgent again. I hope she's near some place where she can get quick work, even if it's mopping floors or scrubbing dishes. Enough to eat and get a blanket or two.



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#635698 - 04/12/16 08:33 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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#635738 - 04/13/16 06:14 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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From her Facebook:

John Tatoian - I texted the number Ms. Hayes herself provided on her Facebook page. When i asked if it was Dana Hayes, the person responded (text copied and pasted verbatim ):
"No sorry,is she gamblin all her money again & needs help for the millionth time".
Seems Ms.Dana Hayes allegedly has a gambling problem and probably an alcohol/drug problem. In any event, mystery solved.

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#635740 - 04/13/16 07:20 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bagsy]
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I wonder if she is a video poker or slot machine kind of gal? I don't see her playing table games. Many Indian casinos on the way to Toronto.

Tsk Tsk Dana, you are checking all the addiction boxes except morbid obesity.

Maybe it is time for the big sleep via Seconal and booze. Momma's gone and didn't love you in the end. You are sinking in quicksand because you refuse to get an honest job.

That little girl dancing on stage for mother isn't you anymore.
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