If you're so fat that they have to use two sets of handcuffs to cuff you, you're most likely wearing sweats pants and a professional sports team tshirt/jersey. Nothing else comes in 4XL.

And as far as clothes go, innocent people seem to wear belts and their pants don't fall down.

If someone you don't know that well lets you borrow a car or anything else, 100% that shit is stolen.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.