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#162014 - 01/21/07 03:38 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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I was in a hurry so I ate an avocado at my kitchen counter. It just occurred to me that my kitchen is not very guest friendly right now.
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#162015 - 01/21/07 04:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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I was under the impression that the tropical oils and fats in an avacado were unhealthy. Where was I mislead?

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#162016 - 01/21/07 04:07 PM Re: LUNCH
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Don;t like 'em, but I think it's omega-3 fats.

EDIT nutrition info from the lobbying group

http://www.avocado.org/healthy_living/nutrition.php



Edited by The Fatman (01/21/07 04:10 PM)
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#162017 - 01/21/07 07:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

I was under the impression that the tropical oils and fats in an avacado were unhealthy. Where was I mislead?




Good God, the natural fat in avocado is very healthy. Just like olive oil! But like anything, too much and too little is never good. MMmmmm avocado, love it in salad.

I haven't had pasta for two weeks so I got the Pesto Cavatappi from Corner Bakery today. Pasta withdrawls is as bad as I'd imagine a meth withdrawl.

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#162018 - 01/24/07 04:22 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I meet some firends at Nick & Stef's Steakhouse downtown. I've never been to this place but I was very impressed by their menu.

They have something called The Wedge which is iceberg lettuce, cucumber, baby radish and blue cheese dressing. They also have something called the Maine Crabcake which is lump crabmeat, ginger remoulade and micro arugula salad. I went for the big eye tuna which is sashimi and tartare, soy-yuzu ponzu, crushed avocado and pumpkin seed oil. My girlfriend had a shrimp cocktail which is large pieces of shrimp, spicy-horseradish cocktail sauce and lemon. For the main corse we had Flat iron steak and had glasses of wine each. The damn starters are enough to substitute as meals in themselves.

Things to remember if you ever feel like going to this place:
1). Don't go alone. This is not a one-person friendly place.
2). Make sure you very hungry (or you eat a lot). The food comes in giant size and you will notice a lot of "jumbo" sizes on all the foods.
3). Act like your having the best time of your life (even if you're not). The manager just gave us his card and even took off 5% from the menu. I think it's because every time we'd take a swig of the wine we laughed like we were celebrating a lottery win. LA is about perfomance.
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#162019 - 01/24/07 05:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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Been to Nik and Steph's and it is exactly that way. Loop's knack for descriptions are remarkable.

Today I came back from the gym and went to Erewhon near the CBS building on Beverly. Erewhon is a healthy grocery store with the largest selection of raw items, but honestly, everything else can be found at Whole Fods or Trader Joes for MUCH cheaper. Erewhon has the bar in the middle of the store where you tell the the 'bartender' your ailment and he mixes you a tonic tea or juice. I had a swig of wheatgrass for no reason and picked myself up a Thai curry made from nori seaweed, cashew nut flour, shredded carrots, coconut and curry. Then I walked down Fairfax and thrift shopped.
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#162020 - 01/24/07 05:10 PM Re: LUNCH
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I'm sitting in DuPlex, the new Tony McManus restaurant in Tribeca, with Christopher Armstrong, who also works at P & P. We went to Exeter together, then he went to the University of Pennsylvania and Wharton, before moving to Manhattan. We, inexplicably, could not get reservations at Subjects, so Armstrong suggested this place. Armstrong is wearing a four-button double-breasted chalk-striped spread-collar cotton shirt by Christian Dior and a large paisley-patterned silk tie by Givenchy Gentleman. His leather agenda and leather envelope, both by Bottega Veneta, lie on the third chair at our table, a good one, up front by the window. I'm wearing a nailhead-patterned worsted wool suit with overplaid from DeRigueur by Schoeneman, a cotton broadcloth shirt by Bill Blass, a Macclesfield silk tie by Savoy and a cotton handkerchief by Ashear Bros. A Muzak rendition of the score from Les Misérables plays lightly throughout the restaurant. Armstrong's girlfriend is Jody Stafford, who used to date Todd Hamlin, and this fact plus the TV monitors hanging from the ceilings with closed-circuit video of chefs working in the kitchen fills me with nameless dread. Armstrong just got back from the islands and has a very deep, very even tan, but so do I.

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#162021 - 01/24/07 05:36 PM Re: LUNCH
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chicken breast with lemon juice, cottage cheese, and a handful of mixed nuts.
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#162022 - 01/25/07 08:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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I'm all jealous of you *whimper* I went all day and night long without food but a couple swigs of Arrowhead water. I'm starving, feeling malnourished and so fucking hungry to the point of confusion, not knowing what to eat. GRRrr!!! I'm gonna gnaw on a few cumquats until I figure it out. I'm exhausted. Bed time is early tonight, it's been a dramatic week.

Gia, I saw you mention your liking to coffee in another thread. Is there a particular kind of coffee that you like/prefer? And how do you take it? Black?

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#162023 - 01/26/07 03:25 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I had LUNCH at I Cugini. I had their Carpaccio. Carpaccio is thinly sliced raw beef, veal or tuna. In Italy it's usually served as an appetizer, but in most capitalistic countries it's a meal all by itself. I Cugini offers three different varities of carpaccio, two of which are salads while the third is beef. I choose this one.

My carpaccio came with with red onion, chopped arugula, capers, parmesan and truffle oil. I washed this down with a heineken mini brew. Friday night starts early with me.
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#162024 - 01/26/07 10:55 PM Re: LUNCH
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Appropos of nothing, here's a picture of my "Thai Pesto" that I use to make homemade Pad Ke Mao (yes, breaking a resolution of posting cooking pictures) [recipe from "True Thai"]

IT BURNS!:








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#162025 - 01/27/07 02:39 PM Re: LUNCH
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Mmmmm carpaccio & arugula sounds so good. Which reminds me of a great spread for panini's or any sandwich. You put a few blobs of mayo in a food processor, a big bundle of arugula and a clove of garlic. Viola! I need to call my pops, see if I can raid his kitchen.

I had Eggplant Parmigiana (I use the japanese eggplant, it's more tender and flavorful) with a small side of fettucini alfredo. Secret ingredient, small amount of nutmeg. Washed down with Numi Black Tea (hot).

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#162026 - 01/27/07 06:52 PM Re: LUNCH
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Which reminds me of a great spread for panini's or any sandwich.




Another great, simple panini (now, due to the popularity of George Foreman grills, should be makeable for anybody) is a "Caprese" with tomato, basil and fresh mozzarella.

Of course, best made in the late summer when tomatoes are at their freshest (and cheapest).
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#162027 - 01/27/07 09:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:

Which reminds me of a great spread for panini's or any sandwich.




Another great, simple panini (now, due to the popularity of George Foreman grills, should be makeable for anybody) is a "Caprese" with tomato, basil and fresh mozzarella.

Of course, best made in the late summer when tomatoes are at their freshest (and cheapest).




Esp. w/ heirloom tomatos!! Yesssss!!!

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#162028 - 01/27/07 09:41 PM Re: LUNCH
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Esp. w/ heirloom tomatos!! Yesssss!!!




Oh yeah, baby...ripen it ON THE VINE!







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#162029 - 01/27/07 09:58 PM Re: LUNCH
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Damn that's a tasty picture! I'm practically hungry all over again after having sushi tonight and I ate like a pig

Packed that shit down with yummy iced tea.

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#162030 - 01/28/07 04:01 AM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Mmmmmn...carpaccio.

I'm a carpaccio fiend.
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#162031 - 01/29/07 03:37 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I met Linda and Julie at Violet in Santa Monica. There was also a guy there with them who was introduced to me as Kevin. Right off the bat I knew this guy was gay. He wasn't one of the flamboyant homos either- more like the Rock Hudson types. He attached himself to Linda like a homunculus and nodded every-time she talked. This was beyond ass-kissing. The girls tried to talk me out of doing a music video for a firend of mine but I never gave them my answer. No way I'm spoiling my LUNCH over some stupid explanations.

If you haven't been to Violet you really need to go. Not because it's good- but because this is what LA is all about. Patricia Arquette loves this place and I can see why. You know how she speaks? That lazy I-used-to-do-drugs-I-now-I-have-no-emotion drawl, thats the atmosphere here, except nobody will admit it. It has a strange pace to everything and I blame it on Jared Simons' overrated reviews.

The LUNCH menu is small. I ordered Jidori chicken breast which comes with spinach gnocchi and gorgonzola. Julie had a house cured salmon with capers and chervil mousse. Linda went for the Serrano ham with pears, manchego and arugula. The gay guy had a bresaola; apple salad and walnut vinaigrette. How gay I thought.

One of Linda's friends sent our table a bottle of Clos Pegase when I got there and this is what we sipped with our meal. If you have designs to go to Violet go on Tuesday or Sunday night. I hear things shake up then. Make sure you get a reservation and prepare to pay serious dough for meal.
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#162032 - 01/29/07 03:41 PM Re: LUNCH
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Patricia Arquette loves this place and I can see why. You know how she speaks? That lazy I-used-to-do-drugs-I-now-I-have-no-emotion drawl, thats the atmosphere here, except nobody will admit it.





Exact. Juliette Lewis and Zooey Deschanel has that sort of voice also.


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#162033 - 01/31/07 03:26 PM Re: LUNCH
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Yeah, Juliette Lewis definately has that drawl down. I especially like how even when she gets excited all that happens is that her eyes widen and she sort-of smiles, but the drawl remains constant.

Anyhoo- lately I've really been experimenting; with food, work, photography etc. It's finally led to this. I invited Sparky over because I made enough food to feed the neighborhood. Sparky loves to feast.

First, we had some Gebackene Pilze that I made last night. Gebackene Pilze is deep fried mushrooms in breadcrumbs. We also had some Weinbergschnecken (Escargots in garlic sauce).

I've got some bratwurst that my girlfriend made this Sunday. I grabbed that and reheated it. Bratwurst by the way is a sausage with pork and beaf (sometimes veal too) served with Saute potatoes and sauerkraut. There was also Gebratene Schweinshaxn (Roast Pork knuckle) with saute potatoes and Bratkartoffeln with gemischtem salat (potatoes with mixed salad).

Sparky and I ate for almost 2 hours and gave up shortly afterwards.
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#162034 - 02/01/07 12:36 AM Re: LUNCH
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Exact. Juliette Lewis and Zooey Deschanel has that sort of voice also.




What are you implying about Ms. Zooey Deschanel, sir?

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#162035 - 02/02/07 04:31 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I overheard a conversation between my cat Chinaski and my girlfriends Shoe. I could tell from her tone she was pissed. She's currently trying to find witnesses that will support her suspicion that my girlfriend and I have been getting high on wood chips and god sauce then eating her litter. I don't know how far she's willing to take these claims, but it's been a rough couple of days for her.

I made myself a Pasta Fettuccini at around 1:30pm today with louisiana shrimp, tomatoes, nicoise olives, sweet basil and extra virgin olive oil. I downed this meal down with a coke softdrink, but couldn't finsh it.
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#162036 - 02/02/07 05:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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My cats always wait until I'm out of earshot. Sometimes when I come back they just look at me and nod at each other.
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#162037 - 02/02/07 06:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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Fatman
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My cats always wait until I'm out of earshot. Sometimes when I come back they just look at me and nod at each other.




Cats have excellent eyesight.. Even between the multiple folds in your ponch..they have eyed your penor and knowingly nod to each other that the canned shrimp you feed them are 'MANDINGO" in size to your alleged manhood.
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#162038 - 02/04/07 03:07 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I had LUNCH at home with the gf and my friend TheStash who just got back from Europe. We had Salmon fillet on a bed of spinach with saffron sauce. I also had a pot of melted swiss chocolate dip for the furits and a couple of Pilsner Urquell's to wash down the food.

TheStash says he might move back to Europe permanently which actually isn't good news for me, because he's a really great friend. My girlfriend says he's doing drugs again- but I really don't think so.
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#162039 - 02/04/07 03:13 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Dear Loopnoden,
If you ever become disatisfied or numbed or apanthetic or otherwise annoyed with the life you live, I am oiffering you a two week stay with myself in Ohio at any time. It is just the kind of slumming that will rejuvenate your humility and shake youir grounding in the way all artistys must have inj order to be receptive to their muse. And it has the advantage of not being set up by a pasndering travel agent.
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#162040 - 02/04/07 03:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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What a kind gesture sir. To escape the tedium of Los Angeles would be a gift like no other.
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#162041 - 02/07/07 03:38 PM Re: LUNCH
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I just had a shrimp salad I made myself with celery, onion, lemon juice, mayonnaise, salt and pepper, lettuce, thinly sliced tomatoes and crumbled bacon as garnish for the shrimp.
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#162042 - 02/08/07 01:38 AM Re: LUNCH
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I think a silverfish crawled into my mouth while I was passed out, at lunch, from slipping and smashing my head on the kitchen counter. I flossed it's legs from between my teeth.

This thread scares me more then any on this forum.

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#162043 - 02/08/07 06:35 AM Re: LUNCH
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Living on a tour bus suppresses my appetite. I don't do leftovers and am deathly afraid of microwaves. I plowed through my small suitcase of organic fruit and veggies in 3 days. The crew and I lunched at some chain thingy type place since there weren't many choices in Ohio and we're far from home in zero degree weather. I had a green salad, no dressing, and a cup of hot water. No longer do I get a to go box and pretend to eat it later but instead jette it when they're sleeping. It's implied that dining together is social and makes no dif if you eat or not. I took some mustard packets and tomato wedges back to the bus for a delicious snack later then lost my appetite because the A.P. dropped a frozen corndog on the floor, washed it off, then nuked it for his consumption.
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#162044 - 02/08/07 06:49 AM Re: LUNCH
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

I think a silverfish crawled into my mouth while I was passed out, at lunch, from slipping and smashing my head on the kitchen counter. I flossed it's legs from between my teeth.

This thread scares me more then any on this forum.




Those would have been the "filaments" and/or antennae. The legs are far too short.

Interesting Silverfish fact:
Silverfish can go an entire year without food!!

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#162045 - 02/08/07 08:39 AM Re: LUNCH
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I think a silverfish crawled into my mouth while I was passed out, at lunch, from slipping and smashing my head on the kitchen counter. I flossed it's legs from between my teeth.

This thread scares me more then any on this forum.




Those would have been the "filaments" and/or antennae. The legs are far too short.

Interesting Silverfish fact:
Silverfish can go an entire year without food!!






Do you ramble to yourself? You know, while walking down the street or taking the bus... Please tell me you do. If you don't, please do, just spew out random facts to yourself and shake your head a lot. It would totally fit your persona. Maybe make a movie and post it on youtube, so elaborator could post it here and we could laugh at you, instead of being completely annoyed by the inane vomit that you spew at no one's request. Why do I get the feeling your fingernails are long and yellow from lack of hygiene?

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#162046 - 02/08/07 09:30 AM Re: LUNCH
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Not my fault you don't know about your choice of food!!

Do you ramble to yourself? You know, while walking down the street or taking the bus... Please tell me you do.

No. Sorry. Really.

If you don't, please do, just spew out random facts to yourself and shake your head a lot. It would totally fit your persona.

If you agree to my fee schedule, I would consider it.

Actually when not on the phone, I sit quietly typing or writing in front of my tv and pc screens usually reclining a bit in my leather swivel chair. From time to time I pet a cat.


Maybe make a movie and post it on youtube, so elaborator could post it here and we could laugh at you,

Again, we can discuss a fee schedule, but at my requested pay scale it might prohibit the choice of a youtube posting. And, NOTHING stops you from laughing at me NOW!


instead of being completely annoyed by the inane vomit that you spew at no one's request.

The prospect that I annoy you pleases me greatly!




The vision of you gagging, crying, your mucous membranes burning, while you are dragged inexorably down, down, down to drown to death in a spiraling whirlpool vortex at the confluence of several of my viscous vomit spews, all-the-while knowing that you will die without the opportunity to announce your 307th retirement from XPT, rocks!! It fucking ROCKS!!




BTW, for me to "act on request" I must be paid to my satisfaction.

FatMan = Capitalist


Why do I get the feeling your fingernail's are long and yellow from lack of hygiene?

No idea. How could I type like that?




Please post any replies to this as cage thread as to not continue derailment of Loop's LUNCH.

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#162047 - 02/08/07 09:45 AM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Not my fault you don't know about your choice of food!!

Do you ramble to yourself? You know, while walking down the street or taking the bus... Please tell me you do.

No. Sorry. Really.

If you don't, please do, just spew out random facts to yourself and shake your head a lot. It would totally fit your persona.

If you agree to my fee schedule, I would consider it.

Actually when not on the phone, I sit quietly typing or writing in front of my tv and pc screens usually reclining a bit in my leather swivel chair. From time to time I pet a cat.


Maybe make a movie and post it on youtube, so elaborator could post it here and we could laugh at you,

Again, we can discuss a fee schedule, but at my requested pay scale it might prohibit the choice of a youtube posting. And, NOTHING stops you from laughing at me NOW!


instead of being completely annoyed by the inane vomit that you spew at no one's request.

The prospect that I annoy you pleases me greatly!




The vision of you gagging, crying, your mucous membranes burning, while you are dragged inexorably down, down, down to drown to death in a spiraling whirlpool vortex at the confluence of several of my viscous vomit spews, all-the-while knowing that you will die without the opportunity to announce your 307th retirement from XPT, rocks!! It fucking ROCKS!!




BTW, for me to "act on request" I must be paid to my satisfaction.

FatMan = Capitalist


Why do I get the feeling your fingernail's are long and yellow from lack of hygiene?

No idea. How could I type like that?




Please post any replies to this as cage thread as to not continue derailment of Loop's LUNCH.






fatman is like the internet version of the t-1000, except he's fat and runs really slow. I don't know what to use against a guy who not only admits, but celebrates the fact that he is a loser on every conceivable level. What is your weakness fatman? I'm perplexed. Let me go through the list of stuff I know.

fatman:

fat
loser
rambles
way too much free time
male equivalent of cat lady
bipolar
bad knees
possibly suicidal/cries for attention from time to time
people avoid him on the bus
oblivious

Let me know if I've missed anything.

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#162048 - 02/08/07 09:48 AM Re: LUNCH
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Not my fault you don't know about your choice of food!!

Do you ramble to yourself? You know, while walking down the street or taking the bus... Please tell me you do.

No. Sorry. Really.

If you don't, please do, just spew out random facts to yourself and shake your head a lot. It would totally fit your persona.

If you agree to my fee schedule, I would consider it.

Actually when not on the phone, I sit quietly typing or writing in front of my tv and pc screens usually reclining a bit in my leather swivel chair. From time to time I pet a cat.


Maybe make a movie and post it on youtube, so elaborator could post it here and we could laugh at you,

Again, we can discuss a fee schedule, but at my requested pay scale it might prohibit the choice of a youtube posting. And, NOTHING stops you from laughing at me NOW!


instead of being completely annoyed by the inane vomit that you spew at no one's request.

The prospect that I annoy you pleases me greatly!




The vision of you gagging, crying, your mucous membranes burning, while you are dragged inexorably down, down, down to drown to death in a spiraling whirlpool vortex at the confluence of several of my viscous vomit spews, all-the-while knowing that you will die without the opportunity to announce your 307th retirement from XPT, rocks!! It fucking ROCKS!!




BTW, for me to "act on request" I must be paid to my satisfaction.

FatMan = Capitalist


Why do I get the feeling your fingernail's are long and yellow from lack of hygiene?

No idea. How could I type like that?




Please post any replies to this as cage thread as to not continue derailment of Loop's LUNCH.






fatman is like the internet version of the t-1000, except he's fat and runs really slow. I don't know what to use against a guy who not only admits, but celebrates the fact that he is a loser on every conceivable level. What is your weakness fatman? I'm perplexed. Let me go through the list of stuff I know.

fatman:

fat
loser
rambles
way too much free time
male equivalent of cat lady
bipolar
bad knee's
possibly suicidal/cries for attention from time to time
people avoid him on the bus
oblivious

Let me know if I've missed anything.




Not cool dude. I didn't even think it was possible to derail a thread simply called "LUNCH"

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#162049 - 02/08/07 09:50 AM Re: LUNCH
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



Not cool dude. I didn't even think it was possible to derail a thread simply called "LUNCH"






Derailing threads is what xpt is about, tard. Point out one thread that stayed on topic and I'll show you how boring lunch really is.

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#162050 - 02/08/07 09:59 AM Re: LUNCH
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:



Not cool dude. I didn't even think it was possible to derail a thread simply called "LUNCH"






Derailing threads is what xpt is about, tard. Point out one thread that stayed on topic and I'll show you how boring lunch really is.




Not so much homie, i'd say it's more about having an uncensored forum to discuss anything you want. I could give a damn about this thread anyway, so be my guest.

You really should lay off The Fatman tho, he's a good guy... but, as I said, it's uncensored.

Peace dude.
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#162051 - 02/08/07 10:03 AM Re: LUNCH
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
If Chicken is the first person to derail this thread I'd be surprised, but I'm not looking through 35 pages of lunches to find out.
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#162052 - 02/08/07 10:12 AM Re: LUNCH
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

If Chicken is the first person to derail this thread I'd be surprised, but I'm not looking through 35 pages of lunches to find out.




I never said he was, and i'd like to think that in 35 pages of "Lunches" that someone would have done it by now.

I just don't think it's the place to tear apart The Fatman. Take that shit to The Cage, man. That's all.
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#162053 - 02/08/07 10:13 AM Re: LUNCH
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
btw.... Mac N' Cheese, and a fruit cup.

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#162054 - 02/08/07 10:22 AM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I find the lunch thread sacred and hijacking it is a dispicable abomination. Ironic that someone named Fatman would derail a LUNCH thread, no?

With that said, I'm eating an orange with at the gas station and it's 2 degrees outside.
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#162055 - 02/08/07 10:28 AM Re: LUNCH
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
fat Very!
rambles Always!!
way too much free time Obviously ...
male equivalent of cat lady I can see that.
bipolar Is there a doubt?
bad knee's More like a disaster of a right knee.
possibly suicidal/cries for attention from time to time Sadly.
people avoid him on the bus Only because I take up more than 1 seat.

loser Excuse me! That's Mr. Loser!! I've made that quite clear!


oblivious VERY VERY WRONG.

1. lacking remembrance, memory.
Are you kidding?? Most hate me for expounding on my "recollections" and I jump at most trivia mentions.

2. lacking active conscious knowledge or awareness
No one I know of has more awareness of themselves. It's not a lack of awareness. I KNOW, I just don't CARE!





MISSING:

Small penis.
Meds impede ability to achieve orgasm.
Overly polite to women.
Phobic of STDs.
The picture with the hair & beard.
Always misspells the word "Grammer".
Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan & Cherish/Cali Marie.


My weakness is blonde girls with an "angelic" faces.

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#162056 - 02/08/07 10:36 AM Re: LUNCH
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

lost my appetite because the A.P. dropped a frozen corndog on the floor, washed it off, then nuked it for his consumption.




I'm losing you, Gia. Was it on the floor for more than 5 seconds or something?

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#162057 - 02/08/07 06:44 PM Re: LUNCH
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

lost my appetite because the A.P. dropped a frozen corndog on the floor, washed it off, then nuked it for his consumption.




I'm losing you, Gia. Was it on the floor for more than 5 seconds or something?






I always use the scientifically proven method of kissing it up to heaven.
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#162058 - 02/08/07 07:37 PM Re: LUNCH
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
TheHIVguy bores the fuck outta me...


oh yeah Morning Star's Veggie Bites (spinach/artichoke) with Cholula Hot Sauce liberally applied...washed down with a 24 ounce Molson Ice Tall Boy.

Fuckin YUM!!!!
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#162059 - 02/08/07 07:49 PM Re: LUNCH
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
The last few days have been retarded busy for me so I've stopped at Whole Foods prior to my destination to grab carob covered raisins, salt and vinegar baked potato chips, albacore sushi, picked up a vanilla latte to guzzle this morning before I ate my sushi, ate the rest throughout the two days while coating all the goodness in my tummy with my favorite pomegranate juice.

And of course a 1.5 L bottle of water each of those days. Running around a lot gets me vewwwwwyyyy thirsty!!!

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#162060 - 02/08/07 08:02 PM Re: LUNCH
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

TheHIVguy bores the fuck outta me...


oh yeah Morning Star's Veggie Bites (spinach/artichoke) with Cholula Hot Sauce liberally applied...washed down with a 24 ounce Molson Ice Tall Boy.

Fuckin YUM!!!!




Then I guess it's a good thing I don't give a goddamn what you think.

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#162061 - 02/09/07 12:38 PM Re: LUNCH
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I find the lunch thread sacred and hijacking it is a dispicable abomination. Ironic that someone named Fatman would derail a LUNCH thread, no?

With that said, I'm eating an orange with at the gas station and it's 2 degrees outside.


Girl the cold keeps you looking young and vibrant, not that you need it, but it helps.

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#162062 - 02/11/07 03:48 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
I had a bacon lovers sandwich today. I got it from the store, where I picked up a newspaper and some magazines. Sparky says he's not coming out of his house for a while so he had me pick him up some reading material. I've even taken the liberty of getting some books for him, because he's not much a reader so really doesn't know whats good and what's not. I feel like that guy who delivered food to Adrien Brody in The Pianist, with the only difference being that the world isn't being bombed; I wish it were though.
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#162063 - 02/11/07 06:52 PM Re: LUNCH
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Me and a buddy went to DQ. I had a Popcorn Shrimp Basket(they only have them form around the time Lent starts until they run out of shrimp). I told him a story about how the night before, a mutual friend of ours' convinced me take him to a strip club(75 miles away, when the closest one was only about 50 miles) only to find out after he paid his way in, he only had two bucks left. The guy wanted to go to a strip club, with only 9 bucks in his pocket. Guess who had to loan him 20 bucks for a lap dance ? Oh well, at least he gave me the free T-shirt he got with the dance(yes, they ran a special "buy a lap dance, get a free T-shirt with the name of the strip club printed on it"), but only because it was too big for him. We had a good laugh about it, and exchanged some other stories about our friend. Then we both went home.

The End.
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