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#376686 - 11/27/08 12:32 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Im here, everyone else is in the kitchen sticking their dick in turkey or putting celery sticks in their cunt.
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#376687 - 11/27/08 01:45 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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I am nibbling on some ham, mashed garlic sweetpotato/potato, and spinach/brussels sprouts, with a glass of Rave Paso Roblems Zinfandel. Preceded by Ste. Michelle brut and a cigar. I think I am still breathing.
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#376688 - 11/27/08 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I havent ate yet, Im actually dreading the aftermath. I have no self control with food. My house reaks of dead bird.
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#376689 - 11/27/08 02:50 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I just took a panzer and wiped my Knox.
Too much stuffing. Mmmmmmmmm. Stuffing.
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#376690 - 11/27/08 02:51 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/03/08
Posts: 67
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I havent ate yet, Im actually dreading the aftermath. I have no self control with food. My house reaks of dead bird.
food is what makes this holiday good, and yes i did a quick jerk off before i posted this.....
BEWARE - DO NOT PUT YOUR COCK IN A RAW TURKEY
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#376691 - 11/27/08 02:56 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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A raw turkey is probably safer than sticking it in most of the whores Brandon posts pics of.
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#376692 - 11/27/08 03:03 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I had dessert first. We're bring out the turkey in an hour. I set the table and brought over some really cool candles and cloth napkins to make up for my lack of kitchen participation.
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#376695 - 11/27/08 04:01 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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What?!! Skillz doesn't cook?
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#376696 - 11/27/08 04:10 PM
Re: Dead in here
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the restaurant was nice, it was close to home...
Where'd you go?
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#376697 - 11/27/08 04:25 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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the restaurant was nice, it was close to home...
Where'd you go?
Marco Polo Restaurant on Court St.
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#376698 - 11/27/08 04:38 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I never thought I'd`be in New Jersey on Thanksgiving, but here I sit...
We had the works at home last night anyway. Tonight I had a grilled chicken and portabella mushroom sandwich.
You can't buy beer in a convenience store up here, but the liquor store had Imperial. It makes it tolerable.
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#376700 - 11/27/08 11:04 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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#376702 - 11/27/08 11:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm alone in Toronto. My sister is is Ecuador so I;m waiting to make a family visit til christmas.
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#376703 - 11/28/08 03:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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#376705 - 11/30/08 08:03 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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#376707 - 12/01/08 04:08 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Hitting the pipe again ehh Flopsy. 
We feel for you Flopsy, we really do. Tough times and all competing with the bell-ringers for pocket change. Fucken sad state of affairs, yes?. The more they ding a ling the less you get. HARDLY seems fair.
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#376711 - 12/01/08 05:48 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Well done Flopsy.. no really. Well Fucken Done. When I first joined here I used to think Knox was a boxer because of all the shots he took in his mouth. heh. Don't Laugh!. Fine, go ahead. Whatev. We care lil man, we really fucken do. Hang in there and Merry Xmas, insect. Heres to hoping you get everything you deserve. 
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#376713 - 12/01/08 08:33 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Knox, why is it you never actually have an answer for the fact that you cannot under any circumstances get an erection with a female present?
I'm not really ripping on you, I'm really just curious. I mean, in your chosen profession, I would think getting and keeping wood is a kind of important thing to be able to do. God bless if you are able to make your 'nut' so to speak by aimlessly jerking your limp dick at bukkake's and getting pissed on. But, it seems that can't have been the reason you got into porn.
Now go ahead and make a bad joke about me blowing someone or something else irrelevant, but please also answer the legitimate question raised. Raised, you know, something your cock won't ever be.
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#376715 - 12/01/08 10:40 PM
Re: Limp in here
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Since Knox is writing in this thread shouldn't it be retitled to "Limp in here"?
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#376716 - 12/02/08 01:34 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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The word "dead" applies to Knox's career.
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#376718 - 12/02/08 12:55 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Brocolli Rob, I have no other alt id's, and as expected, you didn't answer the question.
Oh, and I forgot, you don't do bukkake's because Jeff won't let you anymore. I remember the begging you did to try and get back in. Mope. Is that why you robbed the last one?
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#376724 - 12/02/08 06:26 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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He must not be, he keeps showing up on porn sets.
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#376725 - 12/02/08 06:30 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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I guess Im just having wishful thinking.
You Guess? You're not 100% Sure?
-shaveNshit. Thanks for waiting patiently.
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#376728 - 12/02/08 06:37 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Translation- the newspapers that keep me warm at night don't
use the word "bromidic".
Nobody uses that word. You're a Chode.
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#376731 - 12/02/08 06:44 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Who is Ryan Knox??
Think "tard is as tard does" with a just fucked in the ass with a rusty shovel look on his face. Then think of the worst shit you've ever taken and subtract a few chromosomes.
Now paint it white and color a green spot in the middle while Amy Whinehouse sings "uh no no no."
Your posts are starting to lack that Savvy composure.
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#376732 - 12/02/08 06:44 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Can Ryan be banned for "posting while on drugs" again?.
That might be fun.
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#376733 - 12/02/08 06:50 PM
Re: Dead in here
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Jesus Christ on a Christmas Card.
Google: Quote:
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,280 from xxxporntalk.com for cock "ryan knox". (0.71 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,580 from xxxporntalk.com for pussy "ryan knox". (0.63 seconds)
You need to be like the other pornographers and post more about pussy. As a fanboy, I even post links to pussy.
Lou wouldn't want to let it get dead in here. Ha!
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#376734 - 12/02/08 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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I recognized his troubles and wished him a Merry Christmas Chuck, don't make me the bad guy.
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