$50 w/ VistaPrint. Business cards, 2 sheets of stickers and a couple pens. I only got the stickers to make it easier to reorder, since I already did the design for the cards. I should get 200, not just 20, but I figure I'll check the quality first.

I found a nice old timey looking design that fit my biddness well. One font on it I didn't like, but after trying out about 15 different designs, I said fuck it and stuck w/ theirs.

$13.99 shipping was a kick in the balls. I'm too spoiled by Amazon Prime.

I bought the mrs her own house and I swear it gave us many good years together.

Thin Lizzy CD.

3 for $1 notebooks at $1 store on East 68th
$0.75 copy printing at Hunter College library.
$5 postage at Rockerfeller station post office

Water heater.

14' trampoline pad $117 w/ free 2nd day shipping.

Buying a string trimmer on Amazon.

Do you call them "String Trimmer" or "Weed Whacker"? It seems to be a regional dialectal difference

Weed Whacker

If yer getting a gas one, get a 4-stroke, so you don't have to bother w/ the stupid mixed fuel.

Put vodka in a spray bottle as weed killer. It works.

It'd have to be the cheaper vodka. Weed B Gone ain't that spendy.

This. From China. Made by slaves, I imagine. Doing concentrates makes me cough like a motherfucker. I smoked through a "honeycomb" filter at my weed dealer's place and was totally sold. $23 from the Chinese or $199 at the ISIS Mart down the street.

There's a snarky pearl necklace comment here that everyone seems to have whiffed on.

Vodka does pretty much everything. We used it one night to remove graffiti. Worked great.

Two $5 Portobello soft tacos with salsa verde and pico de gallo. Bed Vyne Cocktail. Bed-Stuy. Brooklyn.
Sinnamon Love and her dude put on Taco Tuesday starting tonight. Opening night tonight was packed! The carne asada was the most popular taco. Great backyard bbq atmosphere and dj's.

Gap-tooth sinnamon love? I used to know her. I thought she was a philly girl.

I went to NYC this past weekend for a family thing. Didn't buy much other than food. Catering from 2nd ave deli, cannoli from Ferrara's (goes with deli, right?), Chinese lunch with the cousins at Mee's Noodle shop (Fat Bloody Eggrolls!), Momofuku milk bar balls for the nieces, UTZ potato stix from Duane Reed (can't get those out here), slices at Two Boots, cheesecake after theater at Junior's.
We walked through Times Sq after theater and it was like fucking new year's eve, just a sea of people. I hear it's like that every night now. It was as tight as a crowded subway car except we were outside on a double wide street!(7th/B'way)
We walked by my cousin's old high school which was the basis for the movie Fame and ran into a cousin of the guy who played Leroy in the movie. He told us Leroy died of aids years ago.
Oh, and a Boar's Head sammie to go for the plane home.

BTW: what the fuck with the trendy new burger joints? Fuck, every block...Shake Shack, Bareburger, Five Napkin, Five Guys, Smokey Burger. Meanwhile, there's only one Grey's Papaya left.

Last weekend? Then you just missed this:

Minnie Mouse, Hello Kitty costumed characters brawl in Times Square: police





You see what your Disneyfication of Times Sq's done, Rudy? Mayor Law & Order me arse.




Don't get me started about the dearth and near death of Gray's Papaya. But at least the burger joints aren't more fucking McPanzers.


LMFAO at the Boars Head. Things I take for granted.

those fuckin specs again. i lose shit all the time.

old sunglasses. they say Jim Beam on them.

A bag of clothes for $30 at the thrift shop on East 12/2nd in New York.

30 SPF tinted moisturizer from Image. Broad spectrum (UVA/B.) I have a wholesale license, so I got it for $25 instead of $45 at my dermatologist. 2 lucite olive green jewelry boxes. $10 each in Koreatown.

swim goggles. more lighty glasses. fuck i wish i could find em on line in bulk.

a PAX vaporizer

Checkout AliBaba.

This was the smallest minimum order I saw, 10pcs. Many had a 1200 minimum.

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/LED-reading-glasses_60086476708.html

Here is another joint.

http://www.dhgate.com/product/led-reading-glasses-10pcs-1-lot-promotional/97811827.html#s1-3-1a|1629307267

Just Google LED reading glasses. Shit is out there.

You should try the Monterbara Swedish goggles. I've used them since I swam in high school. Many different shades, but no padding on the eye sockets. Still, they hang on like anything and are totally adjustable. Some craftiness with the elastic and you're in business.

Took some CDs I never listen to in to a record store and a book store in Knoxville. Got 60 bucks credit. Used it plus a small amount of dollars more and landed several lps, comics and sci fi books from the 70s and earlier. Got a buzz on at the record store with one of the owners [female] and made it to Twin Peaks later to have a burger and couple beers there. Good day out on very little money spent.

DhGate is my go to place for parts and such now. I've only explored it for tobacco accessories so far.



Could you give us your thoughts on it after you've used it a few times?

$5 vodka plus $2 tip at Manitoba's #nyc.

Ugh. Very average cocktails here in Singapore are US$15.00.

Drano for sink. FREE. I called to complain that Drano was a misleading name bevUse it only works on toilets and will ruin the pipes in sinks unless specified Drano for sinks. Though I bought Drano for sinks, I felt compelled to call them. They ended up sending me a coupon for free Drano. So, now, hey, got extra stock for later.

Was Handsome Dick there? I ain't thought of him in forever.

Dick Manitoba doesn't really show up anymore, but if he does, it's a random Friday afternoon. His wife bartends Saturday nights however. When she feels like it.

Wait, i was just in Singapore for some work meetings. shit, does that make me you? fuck i'm losing my mind.

$15.00 for 5 plates of food Seaport Buffet:

+ 2x Glasses of Cola
+ 40x Shrimps
+ 25x Crawfishes
+ 5x Fried CHicken Wings
+ Some General Chicken
+ Red & Green Gelatin Dessert Squares, Canned Pineapple Pieces and Small Canned Peaches

One of many careless tells you thought no one would notice "coincidences", I'm sure, along with the Appalachian origin, far-right world view, "advanced" sexuality, and obvious overcompensation for your squalid beginnings.




It helps to write this stuff down, so's you can keep your stories straight. Speaking of things that'll never be straight:





Do you actually count out the prawns and wings while you're at the buffet line, or do you wait 'til you get to the table and add 'em up before you shovel it down? If you do it at the buffet line, have any frustrated chinese cooks attempted to lop off your hand with a cleaver? I know I would. Hell, your carcass could prolly feed an entire village where they're from, to say nothing about Appalachia. Come to think about it, your carcass would prolly get the Admiral's entire redneck family off of the food stamps as well. Shit, no wonder he's been so nice to you...

I had a "pre-game" plan where I calculated, wrote and memorized what of foods I needed to get even, so I counted the shrimps at the hot table. The plan called for 10x chicken wings, but the 1st platter that I tried had very starchy and oily wings, so I opted out for another 5x of wings. Still, a pound of so of shrimps, over a pound of crawfishes, 2 glasses of cola and other minor foods were enough for the $13.01 price.

JewNigga loves chicken and scrimps.

Chicken = young boys in gay parlance
Scrimps = word used by a twink in The Birdcage who couldn't say shrimp
Just sayin'

I am in love with Singapore. What a marvelous melange of cultures this city has. It's too bad property is so dear here.

P.S., we're not rednecks.

watch. hankies. nice ties. all at winners for cheap

Me and the mutt got some broasted chicken from Dots.

1x 16oz pack of Our Farms brand of bacon - $2.69
1x Ghetto-type of baseball cap - $2.00
2x hot dogs - $1.00 each
1x slice of pineapple and pepperoni pizza - $2.00
3x 6-pack packs of filled croisants - $1.00 each
1x bottle of Open Pit BBQ sauce - $1.79

Lucked up on some old Vampirella Mags by Warren publishing. 6 for 53 bucks.

combs, nigga. always combs.

White Lilly Self-Rising Flour (shit's hard to find up north).

Remastered lp - Velvet Underground with Nico [banana album] no peel off unfortunately. 180 gram vinyl. 24.95

Hugo boss blazer at a used clothing store. i got a wedding this weekend and i have fuckin been everywhere. not only was it a summer one and affordable (100 bucks), it fits me like a fucking glove. it needs no tailoring at all. i got a nice bowtie to go with it.

Butter tarts (a Canadian thing), veggie dogs and whole wheat WONDER Bread buns.

Burrito and Root Beer.