Tera Patrick was miserable the day I worked with her and there is no amount of money for which I'd suffer like that again. If you are asking me how much satisfaction I get being self-employed and only having to wear pants when I check the mail, my answer is "Lots!"

Also, that one-time payday from the Terror Patrick scene is long gone, yet I have earned a decent living off my content continuously since 2003.

Game Over, "Lord."