High Society and Cheri were my go to slap mags, pre internet. When I hit the porno shop I would get one of them and one of the barely legal mags, like Hawk, Candy Girls, Lollipops or Naughty Neighbors.

Tight

Fox or Cheri were always the mags I would find in the woods near my home.

I've been bouncing between NYC and SF the past year and both places would like for me to move there, but all I do is see the rents climb. Now, I'm paid an obscene amount of money to begin with so i'm not crying poor. I am not ready to emerge from Appalachia for an extended period of time, though I yearn for culture when I'm here for more than a month.

I saw some examples of 'man spreading' which were really douchebags being douchebags. What annoyed me was listening to some shrill woman try to tell me I should 'cross my legs like the ladies do.' first, fuck off, and second, you don't see my knee injury which makes those kind of movements really fucking hard.

As for people moving slowly onto trains - I will end up planting one of those fucks into the tracks. I was told to "slow down old man" last time I was up there and I said "fuck you, i'm 50 I don't have much time left and I got a lot of shit to do, i don't have time for you fucks wasting my time"

But I'm confused about crowded trains - from reading the web it sounded like every NY resident either drove for Uber or used Uber.

Aint no one got time to wait for an Uber unless they need to save money because theyre going across a bridge or to an airport.

God, all I can do is dream of getting back to Appalachia. What I would give for a Sonic.

Christ, that shtick's none-too-blatant, is it?

Nope.

No, Sir.

Not in the least, but it ain't nothing new. Been going for years.

I have never seen a Sonic in Appalachia.

not going to publicly acknowledge your x mope?

When a woman is done with you, they are DONE with you. That's just how they are. Somehow they can switch things off like a light switch.

I'm back on twitter! New pics! My hair is very long.

She shows her pussy, too.

So you're introducing a new "end" for a washed up porn whore

we've all seen the

O'D
Suicide
fake O'D Suicide DEATH

now you're giving us


Wash Up Porn whore Now




Crazy Catlady


You certainly do have a big hairy pussy

Whereabouts are you looking?

Lol it's Ashley Blue's cat. She's all over Dave Naz's IG, if you'd like to see more of her.

If you're referring to the Seattle variety of course not. If you mean the fast food restaurant you must be blind. They're everywhere in Appalachia.

After looking at a locator map they appear to be on the Southern end of Appalachia but not where you are. Strange.

Somewhere...sometime... Here, I asked Gia to steal that cat for me.

If you have never seen any of their commercials you are one of the luckiest men on earth.

That's all I experience of the ole Sonic these days: Those commercials during every pirate stream of ESPN.

Are the two Sonic commercial dorks supposed to be a gay couple?

No just morons.

Yo, Gia; how you keep your box clean-n'-proper?

Is showering a novel concept to you?

Its not enough: shower is good for like 3-4 hours until the box will start to "turn". I'm talking about products.

You haven't been near a biologically-identifiable woman's box any time in the last decade. I suppose you must be referring to the smelly taint on a tranny that you so love to sniff. Go fuck yourself, sweaty communist.

Giggles

Gia, how come you are not on the list ?

Because I don't go to Chipotle to meet guys then attention whore my dating life up on the internet.

Son of a bitch. I've been hanging in the wrong place!

You gotto go to that place that adds gold foil to food.

A recent study reveled that New York is in fact a dirty cesspool with bacteria's and pathogens they can't even identify.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...y-10027454.html

How can you, with your particulars about food, not be throwing up constantly after...

oh shit! New York is perfect for you...

Did they found any traces of pork fried rice?

When Are you shooting Jenna Ivory?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/538774836965683200/oFbgoPvT.jpeg

https://twitter.com/JennaIvoryxxx

http://www.freeones.com/html/j_links/bio_Jenna_Ivory.php

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You could do some porn parody theme shoot of Blonde. Get her hooked on coke make her loose a few lbs and she is a good Debbie Harry stand in.

Maybe you could take the next step and convince some studio to let you direct and shoot a porn Parody of the gawd Awful CBGB's movie which was a parody. A Parody of a Parody is a Parodyoxxx

Sure, and I could shoot it in the John Varvatos store that once was CBGB's.

That shit is a goddamn fucking shame.

Gia, I honestly found you much more attractive with your old nose/tits. Have any other fans echoed that sentiment?

I've seen the commercials. fucking glad i don't have cable I would see them a lot more.

i would shoot them both for being dumb shits

Gia, when the Hottest Picture of the Day thread reaches 1 million page views, would you post a current pic of yer sweater meat in there?

Gia, you enjoy being choked during off screen sex? How about just being held by the throat, w/o any actual choking? Sorry if this has been covered before.

Oh jeebus, i'd rub that little belly...

I lub Gia.

Gia, are your nipples less sensitive now that you've had your boobs done?

Nothing has changed.

Show us your boobs. Now.

Seriously, parade the puppies.

I can completely understand if Gia wants to keep her new boobs special and only share them with someone she cares about. What I don't understand is why she repeatedly ignores requests for bunghole pics.