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Is there a transcript from the chatroom here????





Just to further illustrate how sorry the yahoo chat is, I read through their help files til I found where it said there was no way to log chat. (Well, no way other than by capturing screenshots). So...I did that.

The reason I bothered with that was because the yahoo chat was divided into three shitty chapters (in my mind), followed by a decent chat here:

Chapter One, Yahoo: Probably Melissa, lots of computer glitches

Chapter Two, Yahoo: Less computer glitches. This is the part where I believe Melissa had someone typing for her. We all know sweet Mel's aversion for apostrophes and some forms of punctuation and grammar. (Check her posts for yourself, you ll see she doesn t or can t use them). Well, we had all sorts of American and porno slang, proper contractions and even a couple of parenthetical expressions interspersed throughout this Chapter. (My personal favorites- rock on Melissa!).

Chapter Three, Yahoo: I think Melissa got back from the bathroom or the streetcorner wherever she'd been. Started typing in Frenglish again (thanks Monkey) and either she started screwing it up, or her computer just started glitching all over. An abortion was performed and the effluent and th pornstar moved the chat to xxxpt.

Chapter Four, XXXPT: I believe this was Melissa. At least it "sounded" like her. If the chat log will be posted there's no reason for me to speculate, you will all judge for yourselves.

Summary: Both Melissa's seemed to have fun, I enjoyed it and I think everyone else did. Yahoo Chat sucks.

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