And she came to inform me that because I am no longer her boss, it will no longer be inappropriate for us to "get to know each other better, as friends".

She's totally hot. I have had a raging boner for more than four hours, imagining what she meant by that declaration. Should I consult a doctor?

You should buy her a meal and take her to a show or a sporting event.

Only if yer ex secretary quit because she got her Phd.

Be lucky she's not suing you for sexual harassment.

If someone knowingly takes a job from a Greek, they should just assume they'll be harassed. Verbally at the very least.

I've seen Greek Diner owners yelling at Mexicans in the kitchen a few times. Heaven forbid they walk into the back while you stop scrapin food outta dishes for a minute to find a different album on yer phone.

One time I was in a diner when some orthodox priest was in there blessing the kitchen. Some lil branch and a trough of holy water, praying and dousing stuff. He came up to me and asked if I was Catholic. I said, "Not in a while." He smirked and doused me too.

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In actual fact and in "real life", I am far from any sort of harasser, because I have a lot to lose (mostly my job) from such complaints whether well-founded or not. With this one, I have of course wanted to harass her, but it was clearly inappropriate and risky to do so. Plus, she was actually a good secretary which made it all the more regrettable that I so wanted to fuck her. I've fucked a couple of secretaries before, both mine (after they quit) and another lawyer's, which is why the "as friends" password has me sprung.

One lawyer sez to another lawyer, "Hey, are you fucking the new secretary?" Other lawyer sez, "NO!" so the first guy comes back with, "Good, then you fire her."

Jerkules is all week folks. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress!

Yo, Admiral, you wipe your own ass?

You offering or trolling for video and pics?

An interesting question, BDM. Let's review:

1) The Admiral, by his own admission, has always been "Avuncular" towards Alex;

2) We're all aware of what sort of things Alex's male relatives did to him during his formative years;

3) The Admiral reaps what he hath sown; and,

4) The Admiral's gonna have to spell it out for him, if he wants it stopped (or at least kept discrete) since Alex has almost assuredly put me on "ignore" and, therefore, will not be reading this post and get the hint.














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Just wondering; do affluent folks wipe their own ass or use someking of:







to do it for them. Since:

There we are: Tranzer bringing up the tone and IQ level of the board, yet again. I've noticed he's been dropping nuggets here and there in different threads. I guess he's getting ready for a smelly, watery, vile movement/posting any day now.