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#622799 - 11/28/14 10:20 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
simpson Offline
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Egg whites and salad sprinkled with lemon.

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#622838 - 11/28/14 05:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Cranberry a la Jeej. Wine courtesy of Ms. Jerkins.




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#622839 - 11/28/14 06:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Cranberry a la Jeej. Wine courtesy of Ms. Jerkins.




With that instagram filter I suspect you were looking for your 60's memories.

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#622843 - 11/28/14 07:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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is that a homemade cheesecake jb?
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#622864 - 11/29/14 06:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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As homemade as the Cranberries, oh Taco Tranzer.

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#623008 - 12/02/14 02:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Bay scallop chowder.
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#623016 - 12/02/14 10:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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^Nice.

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#623027 - 12/03/14 04:38 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
Steezo Offline
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Oh, it was good. Great, maybe. I was worried for a while though.

As usual, I didn't really follow the recipe and put things in at different proportions than called for, plus added extra stuff, like making a roux at one point and putting a cup of dry sherry into the mix near the end.

Usually, I'll cook something this way and it will taste to me like I made it. If that makes sense (it does to me). This didn't. And then at the very end I added all the bay scallops and it tasted just right. Weird.

My main worry was making sure I didn't overcook the scallop and make them all rubbery. After serving myself, I put the whole thing outside in 25° temps with a lid 95% of the way on for it to vent steam and cool off.
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#623039 - 12/03/14 09:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Made perfect sense to me. And I was just saying how I missed having a fire escape for that quick/extra refrigeration.

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#623040 - 12/03/14 09:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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My fridge died a few years back and I just put all my food in the trunk of my car for a few weeks. I had to use an insulated cooler and bring it all inside once in a while to make sure nothing froze. It reminds me of working in a meat warehouse where when it was subzero outside the guys would all gather together inside the walk-in cooler to warm up because it was the only part of the warehouse above freezing. Lol.
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#623122 - 12/06/14 03:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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It's cold & rainy in Brooklyn and I saved and froze the bones from the Thanksgiving turkey. Turning 'em into stock tonight for gumbo tomorrow.

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#623272 - 12/09/14 08:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
My fridge died a few years back and I just put all my food in the trunk of my car for a few weeks. I had to use an insulated cooler and bring it all inside once in a while to make sure nothing froze. It reminds me of working in a meat warehouse where when it was subzero outside the guys would all gather together inside the walk-in cooler to warm up because it was the only part of the warehouse above freezing. Lol.


one winter I used to leave all my beer in the back of my land cruiser. my friends who knew this would randomly stop by and grab a few when they needed some.

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#623794 - 12/24/14 07:32 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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I've got four pounds of mussles and three-and-a-half pounds of lemon sole, and... fuck, what else am I making with this????

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#623796 - 12/24/14 09:15 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#623797 - 12/24/14 09:23 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Bouillabaisse is awesome, BDM, but I was thinking-but-not-well-articulating "whaddami gonna make to accompany this" like in vegetable?

Anyway, to answer my own question, Escarole, for starters.

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#623809 - 12/24/14 11:48 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Firing up the remote controlled BBQ grill to smoke some ribs for my buddy's family Christmas dinner. Should go for about 4.5hours at 225degrees with a couple of chunks of hickory and apple for smoke.
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#623817 - 12/24/14 01:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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imma make some burgers after church.
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#623829 - 12/24/14 08:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Registered: 07/13/12
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Loc: Los Angeles
I made cod and perogies.

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#623836 - 12/25/14 01:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Can't go wrong with some sort of spicy rice vegetable blend.
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#623842 - 12/25/14 02:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Woke up the turkey still frozen. No biggie. Stuffed boneless chicken breasts instead. Will do the turkey tomorrow.
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#623924 - 12/28/14 01:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
made a roast for xmas, with some green beans mediterranean style etc. turned out well. Took it up to my neighbors and we tried out some vaporizer another friend passed along to us. good but definitely 1st generation.

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#624830 - 01/26/15 04:15 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Made some french onion soup last night. Tonight, using it to make sorta-french dips.

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#624941 - 01/30/15 11:29 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just heated 4 leftover dumplings from 2 days ago and poured a cup of Fresca soda.

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#624942 - 01/30/15 11:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Welcome. I'm going to fast on free ketchup packets today in your honor.

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#624943 - 01/30/15 11:42 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Welcome. I'm going to fast on free ketchup packets today in your honor.

There was this kid named Eamon in 7th grade who ate 10+ ketchup packets for lunch in the school.

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#624944 - 01/30/15 12:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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How excited are you to be back, dude?

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#624945 - 01/30/15 12:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
How excited are you to be back, dude?

I am averagely excited about being back. I've been downloading free porn,, playing games and designing a house for Ukraine all this time.

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#624947 - 01/30/15 01:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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So, pretty much the life of the average XPT'er.

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#624948 - 01/30/15 02:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
So, pretty much the life of the average XPT'er.

I guess so. But I also built a new computer.

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#624949 - 01/30/15 02:27 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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Way more productive than a lot of people here. Guys, Panzer gets more done in a day than you. I can't wait for which one of you pats yourself on the back by saying banning Panzer was helping him. :stabby stab stab:

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#624952 - 01/30/15 03:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
artwilliams Offline
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
Welcome back Alex!

I enjoy your posts. Try and behave. Things haven't been the same since you were gone.

Also, don't forget to update your TheShitIeat and GreedyJew sites. Do you have any others?

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#624953 - 01/30/15 03:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Dinner consists of store bought spanakopita, homemade onion soup (not French) and homemade three bean salad.

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#624954 - 01/30/15 04:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
I made a spinach, beet, carrot, lemon juice. Made vegetable chicken soup. Just found a recipe to make your own ketchup from tomato paste.

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#624971 - 01/30/15 10:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made myself some T.G.I. Friday's Cheese & Bacon Loaded Fries, 9 oz [$1.29 @Jack's World] with Osem Ketchup [28oz bottle $0.50 @Jack's World].

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#624978 - 01/31/15 09:08 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Try and behave.


That means post your slop HERE and your she-males HERE.


Stop posting in this thread, Alex. You have your own thread for the shit you eat.

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#624979 - 01/31/15 09:21 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
But if they dont have photos can Panzer post here? He's not being a problem unless you wanna say microwaving your food doesnt count as cooking.

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#624981 - 01/31/15 09:50 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Following that logic, it's all well and good for him to describe, in detail, how he jacks to tranny pics in a thread full of whores you shot for Fox, as long as he doesn't post photos.

These threads exist for a reason.

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#625003 - 01/31/15 03:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
And so it begins.
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#625005 - 01/31/15 06:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Oh for fucks sake. Bring him back with very simple guidelines or we won't even know when hes fucking up. Plays right into his big fat Jew hands.
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#625009 - 01/31/15 07:13 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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^Exactly. Guidelines being: Keep yer slop and yer shemales to their own threads. Ain't no one complicating this but himself, who's about to un-complicate this right quick, yes, Alex?


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#625011 - 01/31/15 08:07 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
^Exactly. Guidelines being: Keep yer slop and yer shemales to their own threads. Ain't no one complicating this but himself, who's about to un-complicate this right quick, yes, Alex?



You ain't got something better to concern yourself with than PeePooPee on a Saturday night?

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#625012 - 01/31/15 08:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artxmaverick]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
got something better to concern yourself with than PeePooPee on a Saturday night?



Seems you don't either, Ensign.

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#625013 - 01/31/15 09:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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turkey chili - ground turkey, red pepper, cayenne pepper, onions, garlic, black pepper, oregano, cumin, two chopped jalapenos, minced bacon, salt, 1 cup beer, pureed tomatoes - cooked low heat four hrs. Got to let it sit overnight and it should be wicked good tomorrow.

/go seahawks

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#625017 - 01/31/15 10:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Offline
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I didn't cook it, but Chicken gyro sandwich w/ lettuce, tomato and hot sauce. I think they are using a new hot sauce, cause that shit was FIRE! Good stuff.
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#625019 - 01/31/15 11:37 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
They cooked up an omelette made of cum and forced that bitch to eat it? Cool. Panzer likes trannies, cheap and disgusting food, or (apparently) toilet games? That sick bastard!

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#625020 - 02/01/15 12:14 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
They cooked up an omelette made of cum and forced that bitch to eat it? Cool. Panzer likes trannies, cheap and disgusting food, or (apparently) toilet games? That sick bastard!


I think as a welcome home present, we should make a Teen Pooping forum that can only be seen by people w/ over 1000posts.
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#625025 - 02/01/15 05:09 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
CanHead Offline
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Registered: 03/04/12
Posts: 113
Loc: Confused screaming
Originally Posted By: PeePooPee
Just made myself some T.G.I. Friday's Cheese & Bacon Loaded Fries, 9 oz [$1.29 @Jack's World] with Osem Ketchup [28oz bottle $0.50 @Jack's World].


No taste and value ratings?
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#625027 - 02/01/15 07:30 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
artwilliams Offline
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
Cooking up three bean chili and serving it with French bread and raw veggies for the game. Eight hours in the crock pot until it's done.

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#625031 - 02/01/15 10:29 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
They cooked up an omelette made of cum and forced that bitch to eat it...



BUT it wasn't posted in this thread, Capt'n False Equivalency.



Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
/go seahawks


Indeed!

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#625036 - 02/01/15 12:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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"Teen Pooping in the Ukranian Woods," proposed Panzer thread.
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