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#589053 - 04/16/13 01:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'm in NJ. One afternoon last week was warm, but the morning was a lil chilly.


Fair enough.
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#589156 - 04/17/13 01:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Leftover homemade marinara and random stuff sitting around in the fridge. Why let it go bad when you can make a fresh pizza. I burned myself in the process... at least I didn't cut myself like I've been doing since the stroke. :-D





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#589157 - 04/17/13 02:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Leftover homemade marinara and random stuff sitting around in the fridge. Why let it go bad when you can make a fresh pizza. I burned myself in the process... at least I didn't cut myself like I've been doing since the stroke. :-D




Is that your version of turd pizza? Some of the ingredients are unidentifiable.

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#589158 - 04/17/13 02:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Leftover homemade marinara and random stuff sitting around in the fridge. Why let it go bad when you can make a fresh pizza. I burned myself in the process... at least I didn't cut myself like I've been doing since the stroke. :-D




Is that your version of turd pizza? Some of the ingredients are unidentifiable.


Maybe if there was sausage then it'd be closer to turd.

Left side is fresh mozzarella, red bell pepper, dried oregano & fresh basil.

Right side is pepperoni, red bell pepper, onion, dried oregano, shredded parmesano reggiano and fresh basil.

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#589163 - 04/17/13 03:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Aw!!!!! Panzer is jealous.
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#589165 - 04/17/13 03:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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So involuntary self-mutilation leads to animal abuse. That's unfair. Ingrid?

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#589169 - 04/17/13 05:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
So involuntary self-mutilation leads to animal abuse. That's unfair. Ingrid?


It's the closest to being on the same level as I can get with my children. wink

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#589172 - 04/17/13 06:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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There're other ways to level with animals, ways Rob Black considered immoral.
You might've been listening, Gen. Crazy cat whore. Don't do it. Ingrid!

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#589178 - 04/17/13 06:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Ingrid?
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#589179 - 04/17/13 06:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Leftover homemade marinara and random stuff sitting around in the fridge. Why let it go bad when you can make a fresh pizza. I burned myself in the process... at least I didn't cut myself like I've been doing since the stroke. :-D




Is that your version of turd pizza? Some of the ingredients are unidentifiable.

thats what most people would call fresh ingredients dickhead. looks pretty good gen.

anyway i made a spin on chicken breast parmesan with cotija.i took some kirkland brand sauce and dumped it in the pot and poured in red wine vinegar and balsamic vinaigrette,as well as some sage and oregano.then i put it over 4 chicken breasts and grated cotija all over that shit.then i cooked it in the oven and it came out nice and crispy.this is tasters choice right here.
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#589184 - 04/17/13 06:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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We had fresh morrell mushrooms at supper club tonight. Tasty.

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#589191 - 04/17/13 07:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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frank...tell bornyo about mushrooms..
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#589460 - 04/20/13 06:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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lavash pizza - I ate 2 pies

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#589943 - 04/26/13 08:40 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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roast spatchkok n veg: first attempt. stage one..

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#589945 - 04/26/13 09:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#589948 - 04/26/13 09:22 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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He dragged up before he made the orifices of his date tender and juicy. That's effort.

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#589954 - 04/26/13 09:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#589955 - 04/26/13 09:42 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
He dragged up before he made the orifices of his date tender and juicy. That's effort.


that's called friday at my place PD..
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#589978 - 04/26/13 01:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I like the engagement ring.
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#590051 - 04/26/13 10:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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thanks. she does too!
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#590111 - 04/27/13 12:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: mallocup]
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#590112 - 04/27/13 12:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Are those Tony Malice casting tapes?
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#590120 - 04/27/13 02:46 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Mallo: Mazel Tov.

I am putting together cabnitry and such for the new kitchen, which, while unfortunately painted, is set to yeild super snacks. More shortly.

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#590196 - 04/28/13 02:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I'm ordering Chinese tonight. My sister turned me on to a joint that delivers. I live in the sticks, this is unheard of out here. Order online, pay via debit card, $1 delivery fee and 45 minutes later there is a dude at your door w/ a sack full of food. Couple dollar tip and on his way. I hope the food don't suck.
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#590205 - 04/28/13 05:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Nice, Jerk. Enjoy!!! ::
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#590229 - 04/28/13 09:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Chinese delivery in the boons rules. Nigga, you got yo fo'dee acres.
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#590230 - 04/28/13 09:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Personal pizza with chicken katletka

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#590237 - 04/28/13 10:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Made homemade gnocchi with homemade ricotta cheese instead of potato.

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#590244 - 04/29/13 01:36 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Homemade lasagna with sheets of pasta I made myself this weekend, and ricotta cheese I made myself in a pot on the stove this weekend while the bolognese sauce was stewing. I used pork because it's the cheaper meat here, but still with my hourly billing rate this lasagna is like $300 a serving.

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#590245 - 04/29/13 05:09 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Made homemade gnocchi with homemade ricotta cheese instead of potato.


Sounds more like small ravioli.

Regardless, homemade pasta is always great!!
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#590250 - 04/29/13 06:22 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Yes, it is always great. Plus, people who can't cook are always astonished that "you made this?!" Shit, it's easy but if you want to be impressed, fine by me.

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#590251 - 04/29/13 06:23 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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The Chinese food was mediocre. I'd try it again, with a different variety of foods, but it isn't getting a spot in the rotation.
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#590285 - 04/29/13 11:15 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Homemade lasagna with sheets of pasta I made myself this weekend, and ricotta cheese I made myself in a pot on the stove this weekend while the bolognese sauce was stewing. I used pork because it's the cheaper meat here, but still with my hourly billing rate this lasagna is like $300 a serving.

$0.50 per plate [with lots of food] or GTFO.

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#590290 - 04/29/13 11:22 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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See. Here's the issue.

What you describe as "food" is GARBAGE.

And, at 50 cents a serving GARBAGE is overpriced.
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#590304 - 04/29/13 01:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Busted out a carrot cake w/ cream cheese icing from scratch like the big ole faggot that I am.

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#590311 - 04/29/13 02:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
See. Here's the issue.

What you describe as "food" is GARBAGE.

And, at 50 cents a serving GARBAGE is overpriced.

Your mom is garbage.

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#590316 - 04/29/13 04:39 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Aw. I hit the "your momma" nerve.

You are what you eat. And, we know who's been eating GARBAGE.

Originally Posted By: TrannyBottom
Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III: McDonalds released new pies: Strawberry Cream pies and they are $0.89 in Brooklyn. I ate 6x of them.
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#590333 - 04/29/13 07:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Made homemade gnocchi with homemade ricotta cheese instead of potato.


Sounds more like small ravioli.

Regardless, homemade pasta is always great!!


Ravioli would mean the ricotta is inside the pocket. The gnocchi is a mixture of semolina, ricotta and egg. Various parts of Italy have their own way of making it smile

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#590335 - 04/29/13 07:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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What part of Italy does your family hail from?
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#590340 - 04/29/13 07:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I cooked a pork tenderloin chop. I'm trying to get decent at cooking cuts of meat, as opposed to chucking them into the George Foreman Grill. It was ok...
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#590359 - 04/29/13 11:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Alex, sometimes slaving over a hot stove is relaxing. The ingredients probably only cost $15.00 in total but I'm talking about the time involved. A real bolognese sauce takes six to eight hours to prepare, making the pasta a similar amount of time for it to dry before cooking. (The pasta itself takes less than half an hour to make, but it has to dry.)

The payoff comes from the smells that fill your home while the food is in the oven, and the feelings those smells induce in the one who is about to be fed. I spend most of my week working like a dog; one day on the weekend I get enormous enjoyment out of spending half a day cooking something up.

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#590361 - 04/30/13 12:00 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Alex, sometimes slaving over a hot stove is relaxing. The ingredients probably only cost $15.00 in total but I'm talking about the time involved. A real bolognese sauce takes six to eight hours to prepare, making the pasta a similar amount of time for it to dry before cooking. (The pasta itself takes less than half an hour to make, but it has to dry.)

The payoff comes from the smells that fill your home while the food is in the oven, and the feelings those smells induce in the one who is about to be fed. I spend most of my week working like a dog; one day on the weekend I get enormous enjoyment out of spending half a day cooking something up.

How about just some KGB Sauce and auto-sprayable Febreze?



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#590380 - 04/30/13 12:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
I cooked a pork tenderloin chop. I'm trying to get decent at cooking cuts of meat, as opposed to chucking them into the George Foreman Grill. It was ok...



Grilling chops on the stove is a real pain in the ass. It's hard to cook them thoroughly without scorching them. I've had the best success using a low-medium heat and cooking them for like fifteen/twenty minutes a side. I've had more luck breading them up and putting them in the oven at 350 for a half hour.

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#590385 - 04/30/13 03:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
I cooked a pork tenderloin chop. I'm trying to get decent at cooking cuts of meat, as opposed to chucking them into the George Foreman Grill. It was ok...



Grilling chops on the stove is a real pain in the ass. It's hard to cook them thoroughly without scorching them. I've had the best success using a low-medium heat and cooking them for like fifteen/twenty minutes a side. I've had more luck breading them up and putting them in the oven at 350 for a half hour.

You gotta use 2 frying pans per 1 chop.

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#590397 - 04/30/13 06:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Blasting in with high heat in the oven then turning waay down is what my chef buddy said to do.
He showed me the best way to make steaks. I am just gonna keep practicing.
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#590398 - 04/30/13 06:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: tattypatty]
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Blasting in with high heat in the oven then turning waay down is what my chef buddy said to do.
He showed me the best way to make steaks. I am just gonna keep practicing.

How hight?; the $600 consumer-grade oven can only go not-that-high.

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#590451 - 05/01/13 09:39 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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my chicken cauliflower soup:











I vary it every time but think the leek is the key to pulling it together. it's the sweetener, or something..
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#590614 - 05/05/13 08:00 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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something with red swiss chard.
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#591034 - 05/11/13 07:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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braised lamb shanks and roast brussel sprouts (with squash!).









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#591683 - 05/19/13 05:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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ground venison. quinoa.
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