Are there enough stories to make a Funny Tony Malice Moments thread?

My fave was the last time Donkeybots were posting his cell #. This was after Malice was gone and Steve was running the site. There was no one around, so I said "Fuck it." and sent a text to the # that was posted. "Hey man, Donkey is posting your info on the board again." I wish I could have seen the look on his face.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral